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Who's this nigga ..... You're first bank customer , access bank fake staff call you to send 100k n collect 1milli ?? ...yo .... This man deserve the Oscar award for being the mumuiest person of 2021

Yoooo .... Within 24hrs 60k don vanished .... Omo *⁷⁰⁹⁹...

... Yo pass the weed bruh

Pierohandsome:
I wanted to ask him that too.

To open a thriving barbing salon, it must be in a developed environment with shop rent consuming almost that 200k. Except he wants to open it in his village

ABI o ...

Another one down ....more to go

Can you explain to me how I'll use less than 200k to start a barbing salon!??

November24:
Under20

What did you mean

TheFacelessMan:
Years back... something similar happened to me.

The tranquillizers given to the beasts weren't sufficient.

Some of them woke...

Ahh.... so how did you put them back to sleep ?

Hmmmm ... This picture just give me inspiration to write a fiction-horror story....( Lions on plane )

To take in "".. shey Dem don cum inside bobrisky fake pussy ni

Can you sing ??

Do you have a girlfriend / wife

Rubbish

the story ...

The guy :: hello bae.. happy new month , let me take you out

The yellow girl ::: oh baby , happy new month to you too , so what's the location ??

The guy :: let's meet at challenge chicken republic

The yellow girl ::: okay I'm coming


The black girl ,:: where are you going , silifa

The yellow ::: I'm going to meet my boyfriend , will you follow me ??

The black girl :;: of course , I hope he'll buy food for us Sha , cause I'm so hungry , you know I didn't chop Last night

The yellow girl :: don't worry , he'll buy food , let's go ...

......at challenge chicken republic ..( to be continued

pocohantas:
Everyone should learn, not just women.

Kondo-matic are you seeing this? Not tomorrow you will find cufflink in the house and say I am cheating, DNA blablabla. It is for our kids Maths teacher, they brought it home from school.

May God grant us wisdom...

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Aunty shut up

Okay .... I'm waiting for those homophobic folks to start ranting

Jesus is cumming

Ozo!!! Abeg concentrate o...... and stop acting like you weren't supposed to be born with d!CK

Righteousness2:
If we really wanna see a Beautiful world, Just as it was in the beginning in the Garden of Eden, let us do all we should do to Ensure we surrender to JESUS and live for Him.

Let's live Prepared So we will be Qualified for the rapture when He Comes and return with Him for the Millienium reign on Earth.

It is at the Millienium reign on Earth that we will see that Beautiful and Wonderful World.

Keep sending your children to church everyday because of afterlife/paradise that's fully loaded already ..... meanwhile I'm on my way to Elon musk company , to get ticket to mars

As a man

How did you calm your woman down

When she's angry

Let's learn from each other ....

I heard about nairaland forum from a friend of mine too .... I opened an account last year , since last year till today , my total likes (6983) and shares is (414). ... Lalastiscala you're suppose to be giving me salary for making nairaland comments section lively

Mr rosikkki you're so funny ,... Where are you located .... Nigeria or overseas

Rossikki:
Financial support ke?

If you have thousands of dollars to pay to cross the Sahara, plus living expenses in your new foreign destination till you find a job etc etc, then you need no damn ''financial support'' to start a thriving enterprise in Nigeria.

Nation of finger pointers and excuse makers.

Bruh. if she start the process of her furniture business, and unfortunately, nobody purchase it , I'm sure she had a back up plans like ""going back to UK to make more dollars, or her parents would support her financially"""... Those people that use """thousands of dollars to travel to another country, is because they wanted to work at a place where their money has value"""" not like Nigeria where , 1000 isn't enough to buy ordinary fuel . If a person that had thousands of dollars to travel but he/she didn't , and the person start a business in Nigeria , and laterr the business runs down, do you think people would help him to get back on his feet?.. hell no .. I'm sure you'll be one of people that would tell the person that he/she was supposed to use the money to travel out of the country instead of starting a business in a country that their currency doesn't have value.. .. Bruh abeg try to think like a normal person .. and also .. thousands of dollars to start a business in Nigeria is different from thousands of naira ....

Rossikki:
Can you useless secessionists, naysayers, and Nigeria haters see your lives now?

This small girl had never lived in Nigeria, till she decided to return and start a business.

Her family are still in the UK.

She came back alone, to start the business.

If you had this girls' positive mindset, Nigeria would be a paradise by now.

But no. Go and cross the Sahara to be a slave in Libya, or wash plates in Italy, or sell drugs in South Africa.

She used those thousands of dollars instead to set up a thriving business in her fatherland.

Now she's making millions of naira a month.

Furniture.

A 26 year old.

Your junior.

Una no get shame. Buhari is your excuse.

Long may she prosper.

What are you even saying .... I know alots of people that had"" positive mindsets"" but positive mindsets without financial support , would turn to negative mindsets .....

First you said ""she had never lived in Nigeria, her family are in uk , she came back to start business in Nigeria"""" are you saying that 50 Nigeria naira is equal to 1 UK dollars .... Bruh the nonsense you wrote is making me angry this new month .....


You can't just concluded that some people in Nigeria didn't have ""positive mindsets"" .. .. bruh you're the only one with weak , stupid negative mindsets ....mtchewwwww

Motivational speaker keh .... Mehnnn this is crazy ....

Hello efcc ... I want to blow whistle o