₦airaland Forum

MikeofKd:
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But the d boy so brilliant he doesn't have a F to give . My grades on fleek ,no carry overs, insha Allah till I graduate ,still dey 300L , swagger on point ,account balance be like phone number ,my shoes super dope ,my drip they make girls wet ,got a fridge at my hostel and a plasma, with cartoons of Indomie and eggs ,drinks yakpa as well ,from whiskey to spirit ,weed sef dey from sk to loud to Arizona , lol bitch is truly regretting now but its too late .

mAh nigga oya take one Heineken

I have frenemies , ...

Na prop for his movie

. she's cute ... Mmmm I can't wait to have one with sapphiere

So they think that. "protesting, half naked , blocking roads " will solve the issue ?.... Instead of shouting and wailing , the men's should secure their House's,/community... Those killa-herdsmen , understand only one language and that' is killing''... This Nigeria if you are sleeping with two eyes closed , on your own lowa ...

ulysses:
If you got a Platinum Master Card, it will dispense 300k

Ookay ... Thanks for letting me know ....

Lilpen3758:
why you laugh your friend when he lost his mom??

... We were burning kpoli when his sister called him to told him the bad news ... When he told me that his mom has died , I thought he has joking or

peppermint7:
The above quoted pple here are the problems and upcoming thieves in Nigeria.
Country ft hard as e hard but good people still de.
Mention me make God finish you na

You be mumu ... God will R.K.O you

. Jesus unbelievable ... I hope no one was inside the car Sha ...

SILENTandSMART2:
Bro what did you gain in lieing ?..... Nobe mumu full nairaland nah......



You're recording your ex girlfriend while they're banging her hard ,chai this is why Nigeria is going no where soon...... Oshey porn photographer...... hahahaha


Also you fart and half of the mosque went out abeg shey your mosque nah rabbit house ni ,so no fan or ac is working ...... Half of the mosque went out chai small small man we don't really give a furrrkk......

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If you don't really gives a fvck "... Then why the fvck did you commented Ogbeni behave yourself , is it your story Were you there

When I laughed at my friend when his mom died .... I hope God forgive me ...

When.. I caught my ex-gurl with another guy having sex, I told them to continue while I record them fatimo na God go punish you wherever you are

When ... I released an atomic bomb ( fart) inside mosque on jumat , almost half of people in the mosque , stepped out to performed another ablution ... God will forgive me Sha

Oya nlanders share your psycho moment

.. unbelievable .... This one "April fool'd" the whole world in June ni Sha ....

. When did ATM start dispensing 300k at once ?.... This one just to want to go viral

DJInfluence:
how old are you?

10 years old

"he is poor , but it's not his fault

All for social media views .....

Shetemi12:
Some people created multiple accounts to follow him

I personally created 7millions Instagram account just to follow him

Woman to woman ..let them solve their issue

Danny50:
Ugly fat pig that only knows how to atteract enemies to himself and the nation at large. If you ask me I will tell you this idiot lacks wisdom and the spirit of a good leadership.

Yapping your mouth on nairaland ... Go to n/Korea and say that shit out - loud

. family matter ... Let's wait for the to come and solve it

. So

That ass is good though .... But that face is ugly enough to make a man have dysfunction erection

. Mr President said they should kill anyone that' is found with unlicensed AK-47 .. amotekun what are you waiting for

Can I see the picture of the kidney ??... I want to know if it's healthy or not

Okay ... where are the pictures

Rare picture of god and his son

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thunder74:
Thank God I left Islam to Christ on time. Forgiveness is forbidden. Assuming he is a Christian, they will only tell the lad to go and sìn no more.

You left a liar to stay with another liar

marveangel:
What's Jada's connection to Tupac

Best friend since college

. Person wey dey hungry no dey read poetry

Moto wey don enter iron-scrapyard