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Op are you a male or female ....Light my kpoli |
BLACK PEOPLE ..... { Short story about black family} Black person :: hi family's I need your help with my project, all I need is financial support , I was wondering if each one of you could invest in my project , I promise I won't let you all down ... Black family :: I'm sorry , I'm financial down right at this moment , maybe next time ... Uncle::: economy is hard now nephew .. I'm sorry I'll call you later Sister :::: my boss haven't pay me my salary yet, I'll call you later .. Cousin :: bruhh you funny asl Auntie :: awnn I'm so sorry baby .. I'm kinda broke ... {{ Since no one wants to help , he decided to follow bad gangs to rob a bank , during the robbery he got shot ....flatline....}} VS WHEN HE DIED Black family :: hey guys we have to contribute money for this funeral , I have 30k .. how much did rest of you guys have ? Uncle ::: nephew may your soul rest in peace... I'll add 50k to it .. Sister :: I just started a GoFundMe and I also have 10k .. we need to bury him right , he deserve a good funeral ..... Cousin ::: I have 5k and also I'll start a car wash in my street to raise more money ... Rest in peace cousin Auntie ;:: I have 50k too .. and also I'll told my kids to stand at the street with poster , maybe people will donate money too.... ENTIRE FAMILY :: raised 150k in 4 days just to put him in the ground , his dead body in the gold casket looking extremely nice ....... Black person spirit { looking at them like ..if they have put in the same effort they used to raised money for his funeral , he wouldn't have followed the bad gangs to robbed bank ) Written by olayemi....... lalasticlala |
Damnnn ....boys are not smiling ![]() |
When you do good , you claimed the credit """"But when you do bad , you' blame the devil"" oloriburuku you are the mvthafvckin devil .... 50 years imprisonment straight up ... |
. ""When you do good , you claim the credit """"But when you do bad , you' blame the devil"" oloriburuku you are the mvthafvckin devil .... 50 years imprisonment straight up ... |
She's giving you the heads-up Don't fall for it o ... Females" they're corny as hell ... But if she doesn't stop all this fake caring ... My brother manipulate her ![]() |
. Could it be that her enemy's ""Rita, odumeje and co "" paid bloggers to spread fake news ....hmmm ... Wetin concern me sef ...![]() |
Damnn.... Finally he got the stardom he has been searching for ![]() |
.... Dumbass |
I knew it ..... He's even smiling sef.... |
. Popular Yoruba actor, Baba Ijesha in police net for raping 14 years old girl The Lagos State Police Command has reportedly arrested the popular Nollywood actor, Olarenwaju James ‘m’ 48, popularly known as Baba Ijesha, for defiling a minor. The case of defilement was reported on 19th April, 2021 by one Princess Adekola Adekanya ‘f’ at Sabo Police Station and transferred to the Gender Unit of the State CID, Panti, Yaba Lagos for proper investigation Based on preliminary findings, the suspect started sexually assaulting the victim, 14 years, since she was 7 year old. The suspect confessed to the crime and was also captured by a CCTV camera in the house of the complainant. The Commissioner of Police,Lagos State, CP Hakeem Odumosu, has ordered for proper investigation as he promised to do justice in the matter. |
. Life imprisonment straight up ..... |
mytime24: ... Are you inviting me to room 306 ?.. |
First stage : rashes Second stage : cardiac arrest Last stage : the zombie awake .... And start biting people around him/her .... You guys should be getting ready for zombie apocalypse ![]() |
80k cedis is 5.6million naira ....ahhh I'm in sofia pain. .. .... |
Side effects of cannabis ... mAh nigga ![]() |
I'll leave this food and eat the other food ... No time to check time |
Na 404 oh ![]() |
My neighbor "blessing" the bitch na sex addict , every Monday and Wednesday morning she dey collect ham in bathroom , every Tuesday and Thursday na inside my bedroom or her's ..... Mehnn some girls are crazy... |
Mehnnn ... So lots of drug addict are in Nigeria now ..... Wahala |
Alll this light skinned bitches ...I dislikes them |
. Other countries are moving forward , Nigeria is moonwalking Chaii ... ordinary Ghana cedis sef dey choke Nigeria currency Chaii buhari na lightening go struck you |
. You are shouting harder ... You like it raw cause it hit different .... Now the results is out and you're complaining ... Ogbeni shut the bleep up |
Billions of naira project to worship your imaginary friend ..... Meanwhile lot's of homeless children's are in the street, lot's of sick people that needs financial help are in the hospital , ... Lot's of students turn to dropout because there's no financial aid , lots of problems in the country . ... But the only thing the so called "billionaires" wanted to invest in " is a church where you will worship your imaginary friend ... So pathetic .... I'm 200% sure your imaginary friend won't answer your prayers .... |
. This woman "Rita" has labelled herself as the villan ... Even if she doesn't know anything about "Ada's so called spiritual ailment ... Nobody will believe her ... Mtcheww .. you claimed you worship a forgiving God .... But it's hard for you to forgive someone that trash talk to you .... |
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