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A man went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with ebola and God had healed him.
When he had finished, he tried to give the mic to the 2nd man but the 2ND Man refused to take it:

2ND MAN- I have no testimony. Give it to Pastor.

PASTOR- I'm not in charge of testimonies so give it to the Senior Pastor.

SENIOR PASTOR- Brother in Christ, the mic is yours. It's a gift from the Church. You may take it home.

My God...
See wah blackberry course!

Samcathe: yes


probably this weekend

Xo, someone dat his OND result is nt out can't obtain D form right

Samcathe: HND AND PRE ND REGISTRATION IS NOW ON- GOING
call my number for more details

Pls when will their HND form close

I am so glad that Jesus loves me

Ok..

For me I see *geoffrey
* Clement and Emeka @ the final

adanduka: First prize- Geoffrey
Second prize- Emeka
Third prize- Shola.

But wia do u put clement?

#MTNProjectfame7 would be hosting Tuface Idibia this
weekend.

Can't wait

#Clement
#Ugo
#Christian
#Geoffrey
#Emake
#Ruky
#Debbie
#Shola
#Flourish

Who's ur. favourite

eph12: First of all what do you need a girl to love you for at this stage of your life cos its obvious you're a teenager? If you must get a girlfriend then you must focus on yourself. Your clothes, your hair, your fashion sense, you sense of humor, the people you hang out with etc all matters. Get these little things right and you'll be running from them.

You R right ma broda

Khaynet: Top 10 Best University In Nigeria:in Terms Of Medicine & Surgery.

1) University of Ibadan.
2) Obafemi awolowo university.
3) University of Ilorin.
4) Ahmadu bello university Zaria.
5) University of lagos.
6) Lagos state University.
7) University of Nigeria Nsukka.
Delta state university Abraka.
9) Niger delta university.
10) Ambrose Alli University Ekpoma.

Do you think am right? Prove me wrong or
support me now in comment.

UI and Ahmadu bello university Zaria. Is the best

I play it like hell
Can't forget ma 4:1:3:2 formation

The entire MK Dons squad cost £235,000 - Equivalent to less than a weeks wages for Wayne Rooney!!

10,000 Reasons (bless the lord) by matt redman
By your blood by panam percy paul
As we worship you by Don moen
Lifted by frank edward
Grace by Michael W. Smith
Hosanna(be lifted higher) by israel houghton
I surrender by hillsong
Mimo'oluwa by tope alabi
Mori 'yanu by Tope alabi

lirusehn: Tope Alabi is a no no

Are u gentiles?

africaflozy: am not too sure,but i tink u shud pray dat it shud b released b4 u.i start dia online submission...if possible u can as well submit @jamb office

Thanks bro
I will conti to pray

Good Morning everyone
Pls I need your advice

I get little. Problem... B4 I collect the D.E form I was told our result will be out b4 july/august and last time I check nothing is there, buh have submitted ma credentials to jamb office without my OND result.. And am disturb in ma mind dat have nt done anything
But the latest information am hearing now is our result will be out at august end,, op am still on d race

Pls help me out

alaoabiodun: Who else have not submitted his/her own transcript?

Bro Pls have not

But have submitted to Jamb office
bro pls I get little. Problem... B4 I collect the D.E form I was told our result will be out b4 july/august and last time I check nothing is there
I have all my credentials with me only my OND result is not
Pls what can I do.... Thanks

Did that stop him from death!

#OnlyJesusCanSave#

Och77: Please can someone tell me why I am still being charged even after I have a one month subscription?

Which network?

I strongly believe that, at the right time of God
Dis children will come back

AndyBlazeSpirit: I am a christian, and believe sex belongs to
marriage. I have a beautiful girlfriend that I love.
We're both 16. She's much more liberal than me,
and about a week ago she wanted us to sleep
together. She even got on the pill for me. Now, I told
her I didn't want to take her virginity, which made
her really upset, and we had a big argument. We
ended up doing just oral with each other. She told
me that since I didn't want to sleep with her, she'd
do it with someone else just to get it over with. This
got me very upset, but I thought it was just
something she was saying.


Right after we were at a party for her family in
another town, where she got really drunk (I don't
drink at all) Her cousin offered to give us a ride
home. In the car, she kept telling him about how I
didn't want to have sex with her because of my
beliefs, and that she'd just have to get it over with.
He asked her if she wanted to do it with him, and
she said why not. Now the guy is much older than
us, and married, so I thought he was joking. He
stopped the car in a desolate parking lot and told
me that he'd sleep with her to help us get started,
and that it had to be a secret. My girlfriend told me
it would be just sex to get it over with, and that we'd
still be together.


At the time I was too shocked and
hurt to even come with many protests. So basically
he lowered the front seat for her, and undressed her
lower regions. He then took out his peen, and tried
to get inside her. He kept pushing for like 5 minutes.
It really hurt her, and she was crying. Finally her
hymen broke and he was inside her. She was just
lying there while her cousin slowly moved around in
her honeypot. He kept soothing her and doing slow
strokes. I felt like my hear was gonna burst. I never
thought it would come to this. After some thrusts in
her he came and pulled out. She was bleeding all
over the front seat, and he put a shirt under her
bottom. He thanked her for the sex, and said it had
been really good and that she was very tight etc. It
had only hurt for her, but he wanted to do it again
and told her it would feel better. After waiting a few
minutes, he got on top of her again. He moved back
and fourth in her for like half an hour this time, and
all I could hear was her moaning and his grunts of
pleasure. The whole inside of the car smelled like
sex, and rocked back and fourth as I sat there
stunned. She was resting her legs on his shoulders,
and even making out with him from time to time,
He finished with thrusting in her really hard as he
came. Afterwards when she got out to pee, he kept
bragging of how tight she had been and how I had
missed out. He told me he had opened her up for
me, and apologized for "making her cunny a little
fishy" When she came back she protested that most
of it had come out as she peed. He then drove me to
my house, and I guess let off my girlfriend soon
after. She told me nothing more happened, but that
she was really sore and that her honeypot had
gotten badly bruised.
All I can think of is what happened that night. I'm so
jealous I'm about to die, and really wish I was the
one to get her virginity. She keeps telling me it was
just sex since

I didn't want to do it with her, and that she loves
me. She still want us to sleep together, but all I can
think of is him on top of her. That guy must be
making fun of me now. I mean he really enjoyed it,
and got to pop her cherry while I was watching. He
got to shoot his semen inside her since she was on
the pill. It couldn't have been more humiliating. I
can never get what he had, although I love my
girlfriend. How could he do this to me and his own
wife? I just wish it never had happened. My
complexes are so big right now. What should I do??
How do I get over this? I feel like such an idiot for
not using my chances. Sad I don't want ruin the
marriage by telling. My girlfriend claims I can sleep
with her now since she's no longer a virgin, and that
she did it for me. I don't know who I'm most angry
at, her or that guy.



#BITG

You said u are christian, and you still have gf at age 16.. So worse
Only God knows maybe u can quote bible off_head self

Can I tell u the true » you can't serve two masters at dsame time
God N satan no
Focus On the things above..
He that hath an ear, let him hear what d spirit is saying

texazzpete: You are a terrible, terrible fellow indeed.

Nowhere in that article does it say that the girls came from the Chibok group. Yet you're posting 'Confirmed' here. Do you and you fellow m0r0ns that post this inane speculation not ever stop to think about what the Parents of these girls go through anytime you clowns wake up and postulate that their daughters have now turned to suicide bombers?

some of you can be so insensitive.

Abeg don't fight here o

0nyegame: My girlfriend don't want to see me again because i came back from lagos the other day.she said is because of Ebola virus bt i don't believe her.can u imagine that kind of a think.Ebola why!!!

Ehya
Broz can't you go and do blood test...

Many will say to me in that day,
Lord, Lord have we not prophesied in thy name?
and in thy name have cast out devils? and thy name done many work?
And then will I profess unto me,I never knew you, depart from me,ye that work iniquity

Thank God for the Comforter ( Holy Spirit )

tobillionaire: ah smell lies

Bros ..that is the work of God
He do thingz in the foolishness of man

Thank God o

Abeg send am fast fast to nigeria jor

I know something like dis will happen

Naija people sha...
It would had been better for dem nt to bathed today just like me