₦airaland Forum

papadee93:
Obinna

why are u calling me?

1metre:
just check out your nail, u couldn't even wash your hand well after eating cocoyam and red oil.

hahaha.


u just killed a hustler.
zero chill u have got.
lmaoo

babsir:
Oh okay boss, those naughty lads ain't online

hahaha.


not there biko!.

Nma27:
This is bigger boys cult...

cult na cult!

it should be condemned in all its entirety

babsir:
Their? I thought you're a stalite?


Good morning everybody

lol.

not a stalite oo.



this place is damn to cool for my liking

Rayman1000:
lol true talk, anybody who travels out, dies or enter coma ain't loyal in this recession, we are this together. Sha how far, has ui started exams?

this is coming late.
all thanks to my data sub.



yea!
ui almost through with their exams

Rayman1000:
Lol I hear, as if the electrocution won't fly me to ibadan itself.

hahaha.

I no dey for that one oo.


besides, anyone that wants to commit suicide of any form must pay commitment fee to the federal govt.







we all entered this recession together and no one is leaving us behind!

Bobola07:
that current is too high for him to tap... Na electrocution tins

this got me laughing really hard.


Rayman,heed to this advice!

cc:
himkers


pls don't allow this very one pass me.
the other thread,I didn't bother asking for help cos I'm not yet an undergraduate of any uni.
By God's grace,I will be a student of one uni this year.
I will use the money to augment the little one my parents would give me so that I won't starve much in uni.
u know that hardship is much in this country and I don't expect much from my parents.
help me with anything u could afford.
thanks and God bless.



once again,still a jambite sir.

UncleJudax:
Oldfool ...till thy kingdom come

Abi?

[quote author=fait10 post=58339428][/quote]hahaha

mine are nwa*ama*ikpe. sar*ki.

Igbos will soon hijack this thread like kilode.


nice one there mehn.
Igbo language seems like it gonna go into extinction.

Rayman1000:
Hey guys what's up, was going through updates on jamb and saw that this year jamb was given an appraisal to have been the best jamb written I'm years. Tho it was not perfect but it was said to be a good one. The register was said to return 5 billion naira to the government coffer which had not been done rather jamb had been borrowing money to complete it's preparations and all over the previous years. To me the only challenge I had was the registration process but all other things went smoothly thanks to God's grace. What do you guys think about this year jamb? Was there improvements? What do you think should be done for the betterment of jamb? Well just asking tho.

good for them.

dejipaul001:
thanks sir please how can i get to the admin for me to get rest of mind as you said. #oldfoolnigger #ajet01 #codom sir and other bosses

vimma come oo

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modified!


op,that twelfth poster,is doing fine academically.
she is also a good writer.
pls consider her for the offer.



the poster below me looks genuine in his request..
help him achieve his dream.
university these days without any skill is wash.
help him even thou, he a times provokes someone with his yeye threads.






I would have applied for the offer application (hahaha)but,unfortunately, I'm not eligible.






make I come and be going.

larabae13:
lol go sleep

come lull me to sleep then

larabae13:
na so na. 2kobo abi? So kind of u indeed

she yaff vexed oo

just 2k?.

larabae13:
which one is "milk olope"?

pay me just 2k and I will tell u what milk olope means.


so kind of me

chloride6:
Wait... Can non virgins be priests?

yea!.


just don't allow ur ugly past to come into play in ur life again.

some priests do fu*c*k secretly but is only God that will punish them greatly for that.
He sees the secret.

what's this nonsense bikonu?
had it been the other way round, cutlasses, knives,bombs(just name them) would be flying around!!




they sabi how to thrust (as in they can drive knife into ones belly like kilode)knife into someone's stomach.






may God protect us in this world oo.

lalasticlala:
mynd44.
seun.

op,heard that budget padding is a very nice,hotcake and lucrative job these days.



























my fourth generation will surely study that course!!
sure,they will.
lozzz

makydebbie:
English language.

why the surprise ma?

sorextee:
This story long ooo . Im hoping the poster below would summarize..

let me help u with the summary .

don't mind the long epistles up there.
the important information up there is that Nigeria will start producing pencils before 2035.
Buhari will be back from his medical leave tonight!





and finally, u have been nominated for Nobel prize in literature.
we are looking forward that u bring the 'trophy' back home come yesterday.





don't hesitate to call me next time sir.

I promise to do justice to such summary in future.
thanks for deeming me fit for this highly esteemed job.

m

u are an indomie generation!!





















me eba generation!

see useless comments above me.
youths of nowadays will do anything for me.
so pathetic!.
mtcheww.
take ur money.
there is more to life than money.
u can still not get money but have positive impacts to the society.
sole Soyinka i believe don't have up to that amount in his account at his age but today a living icon not only in Nigeria and Africa but the world as a whole.


















u can still be like bill gate and co with that year u want to throw out of cos of my money.



opposite of my monicker fall on those folks above.
hahaha

lalasticlala.
mynd44!!.
fynestboi!.
seun!!.


pls move this to the front page.
my instinct tells me that this man is just being victimized by the immediate past vc.

Bobola07:
if i faint in one corner, nobody will gimme milo and peak milk na

he wants Milo and peak milk oo

larabae13:
is it ur peeping?

I heard u're now the CEO of stalkers inc.

Tears

edygistvilla:
Why did you give yourself such a moniker?

lol!!!
we have different aims of being here!! mine is fun motivated. that explains the brain behind my monicker! I enjoy it when people laugh at my monicker!










make I come and be going!