₦airaland Forum

Which people do you think are currently running away abroad, the middle class of course! Not the poor, not the rich, but the very engine room of modern society! There’s no demystification going on, it’s a total destruction of the class because they’re a lot harder to control than the poor. You were all warned but refused to listen, so pls let everyone enjoy their change in peace.

Nigeria has really sunk to abysmal levels with this party ruling. From Togo to Naija is the same as from frying pan to fire! With our almost moribund health sector, that lump on her chest is a death sentence here! Better she’s sent to Libya, at least there they’d treat her before molesting her.

We warned them about the daura herdsman, but the sophisticated morons said it’s because of hate and threw their support behind him. Today Nigeria that was an emerging economy in 2014, is now the poverty capital of the world! We warned them about a candidate with no single certificate in his name, but they went wild and attacked innocent people at the polls. The poverty is now at unimaginable levels with Nigerians leaving their fatherland in droves to work as slaves in other lands. Helping this evil party keep power will hunt the SW for generations to come. It doesn’t matter if history is taught in schools or not, the internet does not forget!

I promised to buy my little cousin a brand new iPhone14 pro max. He’ll wait for it the same way I used to wait for all the bicycles his father promised but never got me when I was his age! Bia Op, how old are you??

She came for solution not knowing she was moving from frying pan to fire. She came with prayer offerings and he turned her to a burnt offering. Just because he says he’s a man of God doesn’t mean he is God. Your safety is still your personal responsibility! In the 3yrs my friend has been a member of the Winners chapel, I've never seen him win bet9ja! Perfume & naked flame, the prophet almost gave a permanent solution to her temporal problems.

Who did they expect the planning committee to bring for them, Enya?? After that disgraceful outing at the football pitch, only Portable can fit right in!

Beautifully written prose, unfortunately they’re preaching to the choir! If ona like take money and judge as you like, Africa is tired of her corrupt & unconstitutionally selected leaders and is beginning to do more than just complaints.

Yeah, he won the case instituted by the Apapa faction against his candidacy, and not against the incumbent. Bloggers & their clickbait captions!

Ah, everyone is beginning to rejig their internal security rather than embracing the democracy they love to preach about! . Even Paul Kagame that has made his country peaceful is not taking any chances. The only reason why Africans can only hope for a change with the military is that they’re the only ones legally allowed to bear arms without repercussions. Touts would have a hard time snatching ballot boxes or intimidating voters if they knew it could be fatal for them! Our leaders would be a lot more careful about unnecessarily heating up the polity if they thought public reaction against them could turn deadly. We really need to rethink our educational system if we must change this born to rule mentality that turns good leaders to tin despots!

Neegha is still on campaign mode, get to work already! Haba, a Minister doesn’t need to call a press conference to educate a seating Gov. on procedure!

You can start by writing down names of noisemakers in Grade 1B! . Did Chicago State Uni or the American govt ask for your help? I can’t believe someone with a functioning brain actually sat down and thought up an idea so bereft of sense! See my broda, just goan beg someone for money to buy oranges, it helps with brain development in children.

Even if you don’t have shame as a Nigerian politician wey you be, at least have some as a man wey you suppose be! Four years down and this self-entitled, effeminate walking bleaching cream advert still thinks his actions were justifiable enough to even appeal! What a waste of the gender term, male! Justice delayed is justice denied, the Appeal court should have increased his fine for time wasting.

The weather is cold, but it’d really warm the hearts of Nigerians to know that those unreachable electoral officials are being flogged thoroughly by soldiers anywhere they currently are!

Dem bury your placenta for their family house?? Lemme let you in on a little secret since ur medulla is not oblongating properly, everyone in that house knew you was creeping with their sister, fool! That younger half-sister is still competing with her elder half-sister nine years later! You’s about to be a trophy for permanent display in their home! That’s the way with polygamy, a lifetime of who’s better than who! And your wandering eye has gone and dragged your sorry @ss back into their drama! Once the family has even a whiff of 'jazzy fizzle' best begone! It never ends with just the one.

Someone once called me a mvthafvka so I seduced and fcvkd his mother! Now when he says it I just smile and say yes. If your anger is that she called you a kidnapper, you don already kidnap am put for house finish. Why did she have to die over some silly post-coital argument?? All these Gen-Z with their drug induced temper sef, now your life is ruined! I hope you get the maximum punishment for this!

That he is gay is not my problem, it’s the utter display of selfishness to the mental health of those three kids! Not even a single thought for what they’ll go through after that video hit the internet! All these 'I can’t date a broke guy' geng should better realize, that in the today’s world we’re living in, not every male is a man! It takes more than fast cars & flashy clothes to build a home.

Someone epp us calculate the reactance of the capacitor real quick! The velocity of the velocitor is reading 100 km/sec2 but the reactivity of the reactor is heading to no where! If you can understand this, then you’re old enough to understand why darkness cannot chase away darkness! Autocracy is when you force urself on people that have said they don’t want you, kinda the same with Youknowwhere & Mr. Youknowwho.

He even looks like Soludo! Bia di’enyi you are a nwa’ afor, forrn’t you??

So Chelsea FC has a football match with a tennis club today! We really hope they don’t get smashed again!

Good for you. I guess your kids are now off the streets now and ur girls are no longer claiming Igbo names to ply their underage prostitution ba? Pls tell the ones doing iron condemn upandan the streets of Southern Nigeria they can now go back home and quit stealing from people’s garbage bins now! 👍🏻

Where is that other low budget Bet9ja speculator of elections, let him come and see how men seat down to see what small children will climb up & still won’t see! It’s not by "pray for the judiciary powers are tryna distract them" like we don’t already know that. Come pay sch fees make dem teach u work!

If you make peaceful change impossible, you make violent change inevitable.

Words on marble. The inevitability of change is a constant. You can deceive some people sometimes but you can’t deceive all the people all the time! You either change or you get changed. King Louis XVI learnt that just before they chopped off his head for counter-revolutionary ideas & correspondences with foreign powers! The moment your army realizes that you’re just a proxy for foreign powers, you’ll understand just how uneasy lies the head!

Who’d have thought it, that the inspiration for the rising sun of Biafra was originally a Yoruba man’s idea!

Unfortunately, he lived long enough to see his gift to his fatherland stained with the blood of innocent dreams. Shame on Nigeria, shame on the army!


RIP to Baba and all the souls we lost in the EndSARS peaceful protest.

Mc Oluomo threatened to kill Mama Shukudi, the police said it was a joke! The OBIdient flag boys were kidnapped & beaten with their properties vandalized, no one heard dis one’s voice then. Despite the publicly advertised threats, the police did nothing as old people and women were attacked and injured on Election Day. But no one thought to blame Tinubu for telling his supporters to snatch/grab/run away with other people’s mandate. Rather, it’s the victims that are the hypocrites for speaking up! Abeg fly joor, OBIdients will continue to call him out because he’s had associations with drug peddlers, none of his certificates are real and he did not win the election, hohaa!! You can goan die now if you want because Nigerians will never accept a questionable character they soundly rejected at the polls!

I really don’t get. Which list is Bob’grizzly going on about & whose names are on it? Maybe the NPF needs to pick him/her/them up and ask to take a peek at this so called A-list! Americans have finally succeeded in confusing everyone, including those that invented the English language. You can’t just refer to any guy as a he anymore. You’ve got to first find out if he wants to identity as a he or she or they! And the crazy people still have us writing IELTS when it’s actually them struggling to communicate properly amongst themselves.

All these noise that Gabon is not a member of ECOWAS so Nigeria shouldn’t be concerned is funny. São Tomé & Principe was also not a member of ECOWAS when OBJ ended a coup there and reinstated democracy with just a phone call to the coup plotters. Less than a 100 days in office, the giant of Africa & W. Africa are groaning. The judiciary needs to get it right this time or the future is bleak for the region. Darkness cannot chase away darkness!

He has compensated Ibori with NDDC, the lootocracy begins. Dis guy is going to make Nigerians miss buhari!

Jakpa sales!

So which thief should we beat, the people that gave an unlicensed gun to a druggy or the druggy that used the gun to rob??

DSS for don carry am!

Jostoman:
But your oga no even get that WAEC at all.

His first school leaving certificate is also from the spiritual realm!

First pray you travel abroad and see that you don’t need so much prayers when your govt is working like it should!