₦airaland Forum

I’d hire him in a hurry before he hacks himself to CEO and replaces me!

Lorraine your daddy is making the news again! Jos was a lovely town, till civilians were given power.

No matter how much you rep 'em, Naija police will mud you when you least experrit! A whole commissioner of police can not pick up his phone, use google search to know that his boys only picked up people in possession of a paintball gun, ni?? Never thought I’d see the day another force man would outdo 'Oga @the top!

Oga leave revenge and focus on building on what you met on ground! Ihedioha did same and didn’t last a yr because he was blind to all else but his perceived enemies. This wan that is bulldozing both physical & non physical bridges by suspending his GF and fighting his predecessor at the same time, will soon realize that wisemen build bridges but fools tear them down!

Despite the multitude of unsolved crimes at the station, the NPF stormed the abattoir to detain & question the cow! That sentence will only sound strange to you mr ears if you’re not a Nigerian.

If you know you read this long epistle about nekid pics from beginning to the end, you deserve an award because nothing concern me in their drama. Even that same night these ones went viral, somewhere in this country another stupid girl sent her nudes to a boyfriend who will soon be an ex! Your body your decision, your consequences alone!😌

All these oyinbo women sef! That their marriage is only for the good times & not for the worst, doesn’t stop them from feeling entitled to more than half of the man’s hard work!

Mene mene tekel ufasin! You and your co-tenant have been given four months before your landlord kicks the both of you out!!

Non! He’s coming back to Iragbiji on a one way ticket since Bourdillon has been taken over by Obi! The only landlord in Nigeria without childhood or family history!!

Does Bala-blu still go to sit down in mosques? Abeg shift joor with your small mindedness!

Reno pls go to court and stop disgracing your old age by dancing nekid in the market square for an appointment you’re never gonna get! Nigerians abroad have been contributing immensely to the economy by sending money home, while this wan spent all his years abroad hungry for the crumbs from the pockets of politicians in Nigeria! Hungry pastorprenuer!!

This life na standing fan. If e blow u today e go blow another person tomorrow! Odidigbodigbo could not bend his back for GEJ because sometime in the past he used to greet him like this, GEJ broke that back for him! If the tribunal awards PO his prayers, I know Wike will sharpaly run back to scraping the floor for him with his forehead to avoid political spinal injuries. And that is politics. No permanent friend no permanent enemy, just permanent interest!

There is fire on the mountain now that the bushmeat has decided to go after the hunter! Even though no one has monopoly of violence, I sincerely hope those youths will not abandon their old & female folk to fate when those bandits launch a reprisal.

Revolution2022:
NYSC was established in 1980.

Talk true, u neither graduated from a university nor went for the one year compulsory youth service. If u had kept silent none would’ve been the wiser, but you just had to open your mouth and clear all doubt!

That Min. Of Humanitarian Affairs woman should first coman tell those security agencies which accounts she was disbursing N500b every month to before facing Anchor borrowers! #mytwocents

Still doesn’t explain why he is in possession of two different certificates signed by people who were not employees of the sch when it was issued. The only evidence of your educational qualifications are your certificates and not anyone’s word of mouth. Even if the CSU displays a certificate for all to see online, it still won’t change the fact that he submitted a forgery to iNeck!

Northerners also travel/migrate like everyone else in Nigeria. Their destination might not be the same with yours because of 3 factors, motivation, information & culture. For example, all the abokis selling fruits at the junction of my street travelled home en masse to vote for their broda GMB in 2015. By 2017 they all came running back on the backs of lorries with many more of their brothers and wives because of poverty & insecurity! The destination on your mind is not necessarily the same for your neighbor, but all na the same travel!

Op it’s like your own is worse than that by fire by force prophet. Why are you wishing someone in the hospital death, abi na you wan kill am??

I thought Americans were all cool with 🏳️‍🌈 why would the media deliberately silence the part that is supposed to appeal to voters? They don’t have a problem convincing African nations to sign same sex relationships into their laws, so much so that GEJ alleged in his book that the US supported his removal because he refused to sign it into our laws. Amazing that those same people might not want a leader with those traits! African leaders are yet to understand that there’s no such thing as a free lunch.

This wan that his hellfire is already doing press up to catch up with him, just-now-just-now, he has forgotten how they bounced him during the inauguration despite all his unsolicited opinions on their behalf. Otimkpu administrator, all talk and no completed project!

Which executing court in Nigeria could have delivered such a judgement, and in whose favor?? These so called big men most of you worship have been living like people on a mission to drive this nation into the ground. While ignorant minds keep suffering and cheering them on!

Ment!

There are no records to refuse releasing, simple n short! Just imagine a job applicant telling you that his school has refused to validate his certificate, no be ment be that?? All these 'Nigeria dodged a bullet' squad, hwfa, no be RPG dem carry take face us so??

The easiest way to get an appointment is to have your family bet serious money on the winner. It’s a gamble, but a richly rewarding one if your dog wins the race. Happens everyday in the world. Congrats to him though, the appointment is a richly deserved one!

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Shame on the people of the SW! Nigeria is were it is today because of their petty greed for power. This is not tribalism, it’s a fact that has been carefully preserved for all eternity by the internet!

You can concentrate all you like on an exam paper, but if you are bereft of ideas you will still fail! You go explain explain explain tire, no evidence!

16 yrs of bitterness awaits Nigerians! Red pill, blue pill, bitter pill, just continue to pillage us oh unknown but experienced one! .