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tomm2580: once a girl calls you baby, she starts seeing you as one. She dont listen 2 you anymore. My view

Hmmm SMH

plz guyz what do dey mean by cw2 wen you are about todo the online payment. plz i nid urgent ans

jt passing by, i love the thread, welldone everybody.u all should have a lovely sleep.

my passport is not uploading ooooo and nobody is giving me clue o how i can go about it

Athena 101: Are you thru? Wel, as 4 me I didn't have any problem uploading my passport. All I did was to resize(20kb) my passport and dat was it. It might b network.

my dear i v even resized to 19.2kb self is stil not uploading

Athena 101: Finally! Am done.
Thanks guys.
4 now, Venue: LAW LECTURE THEATRE 3

plz how did u go about ur passport mine cant uplaod i dnt knw y.

PLZ guys what second choice of course can sum1 dat studied computer science put apart from educational courses,

agn plz my passport cant upload even as i v re sized it to 19.5kb i dont kin wat is wrong. plz i nid urgent reply 10ks fam

debrief08: "Deal with her" ke? Is she your child?
Understanding and communication works better.
When you scheme and plot to "deal with her" she will also counter plot and counter scheme, then we have 2 immature people going around making other peoples lives miserable, cursing and screaming in the offices and markets.

As a man you are the head, the headship comes with a lot of responsiblities one is a special kind of love which is neither boastful, proud or keeps account for wrong doings to the extent of looking for ways to "deal with her".

Men should know their place and take it and stop acting like babies, they are not, God made you the head.

If there is a problem, sit and address it like adults, not plotting and scheming and throwing tantrums.

Most importantly love your wives and present her as a living sacrifce as Christ does for you.

If you are not mature enough to develop selfless, non boastful, non arrogant, non rude, and love that doesn't keep account of errors, please don't marry.

Women if you are not ready to submit to a loving man and not disrespect him abeg don't marry.
Why should married people be looking for dealing with him or her formular.

dis is absolutely beautiful, very mature reasoning.

Tholudee: We are family(indian) and ghajini(indian)...If I watch them again today I go still cry

we r family made me cry,

I kip saying ppl shld plz b careful wit d decisions they take, bringing out life in dis world is a serious task and parents shld ask God 2 guide dem on how 2 b a gud parents, i beliv ur home takes d shape of the parents design. Plz plz plz ppl we owe our kids love,
u can deduce how some couples r 2 themselves by merely watching their children.
Den agn even as sum ppl came 4rm maybe homes wit say a little harshness U can still decide 2 make ur children feel dat love, u get 2 b @ peace and more fulfilled 2 see ur children in such emotional stability. Ur gals wnt settle 4 less cs dey knw how real love feels like and ur boys knwz how 2 b a mature,responsible man, how 2 treat a woman. Take a decision dat u il do ur bst 2 make a peaceful and loving home and work towards it and God il help u achieve that. IT IS WELL

Sumtyms 1 may think he/she is fyn upstairs bt witou knowing dat a mental examination is highly needed. My dear wen u start thinking weird check well dat is y we v medical practitioners. SMH 4 sumtinz

YES LOVE ISN'T ABOUT MONEY,
bt,okay letz say u r married even 2 pay 4 ur kids school fees u can not How r you gonna feel.
Gals also v 2 work hard 2, cs i hate gals dat jt clings 2 guyz cs of finance, he is nt ur father.
Bt guyz realise all dis late and dey go down 2 say gals r dis and dat,cs maybe his gal got 2 d age of marriage and married a stable Guy ,agn sum ppl il nt cut their coats according 2 Der size, u il see a gal dat her appearance alone speaks cash and all dat u il follow her like 2mrw no dey cs u v seen buttocks and breast,nw d little u v dat u shld v used 4 sumtin more important u waste it trying 2 impress a gal.
Plz YOUTHS lets place our priorities right i believe datz d Main point d OP is trying 2 make.

ACM10: Why not castrate them because they are poor? Your post reeks of arrogance. Someone who had a humble beginning will not make this comment. For God's sake, those people are not poor by their own design. Failure of the government to perform its most basic functions condemned those people into the life of poverty and misery. The fact that they are poor do not mean that you should deny them their freedom to make choice. I don't share your view brother. I have no right to pokenose into the affairs of two consensual adults.

my dear u r getting it wrong, okay lets say u marry and u can't even afford 4 ur baby's diapers, even u urslf wnt b happy trust me,u r gonna feel like u r suffering ur family.
Ppl shld place der priorities ryt,as a young guy ur future shld matter 2 u most, u shld b prepared 4 marriage nt 2 bring out children 2 suffer jt because ur penis is active,
u can v platonic friends #gals# if u wan bt d whole romantic tin cost money brother even d long phone calls involves cash so y nt make it simple 4 u and ur future.
No man including woman il b happy 2 see dat even sumtin as little as proper feeding he/she can't even afford 4 his family. Trust me is part of d reason some ppl r violent and aggressive men.
Plz youths wake up cs is still early nt wen u r 34/so u start 2 do wat u shld v done earlier bt u misplaced ur priorities.
So dearie is nt dat if u didn't come 4rm a rich home u shld go and die bt 2 make use of d little u v on more important tinz Dan chasing gals up and down.
10k U

wow this is really touching, you feel really happy and @ peace when you make people smile.
am really moved. thanks op

please what are the requirements for futo DE registration, plz i need answers urgently.thanks guyz

Hello my people plz anybody wit computer science DE past qtn??

My younger sis (13yrs) and jt started menstruating 4 d 1st tym wz reading a book den suddenly turned 2 me and wz lyk CHI wat is "orgasm"..i wz lyk in mind wat jt 2day u saw ur period 4 d 1st tym and u r asking wat is orgasm. So i tld her she shld go get her dictionary &she shld kip d book bak 4 my aunt ...... I laughed eeehee bt nt in her presence

@reality101 and sanniemoe guyz daz enough c'mon we r all adults and u guyz r going 2 far with dis okay. Whichever way 1 wz raised jt learn d bst 4rm it,in every situation shw luv 2 ur beautiful kids all d tym, dey r Priceless. So guyz our parents v done there's nw is our turn. So b HAPI PPL.

Whenever am in dat tym of d month(menstruation),i completely lose my appetite 4 food, it feels lyk punishment 2 eat anytin. Dou sumtyms i feel okay with fruits bt i dnt even feel hungry, sumtyms i 1nda wat il happen if am pregnant.
Plz i nid a medical advise as 2 if dis is normal/der is a condition 4 dat.. THANKS

Sumtyms i wonder self if ppl mst say wat dey r nt sure of,not so long ago u ppl started wit nadia and Jim everywhere and nw dis. Plss she can snap wit whoever she wants stp making us waste our MB Sumtyms i wonder self if ppl mst say wat dey r nt sure of,not so long ago u ppl started wit nadia and Jim everywhere and nw dis. Plss she can snap wit whoever she wants stp making us waste our MB

iseoluwa89: Hi,guys pls how do i confirm if my transcript has been received by the school,i applied for comp sci.
Regards.

my dear i wan 2 apply d same course as u plz can i v ur num if u r on watts app/Facebook name 4 updates and infor plz.10ks

Edithspecials: do u kno ur CGPA? Can u get ur result b4 Uniben's clearance? If yes den write a letter 2 ur HOD requestin 4 a letter of reference, den u can fill d 4m online & submit wt photocopy of d letter 2 jamb office. Evn if u r unabl 2 get d letter(wic I doubt)& u kno u can get ur result b4 d clearance stil ur grade online. Wish U luck

my dear am grateful 10ks a lot.il do dat real quick.

See me lost my manners,uncle seru 10ks 4 replying dear i admire ur strength and courage a lot.about u being very patient u r lyk my MUM, dat woman can live wit practically any person on earth and cope wit u jt fyn. I v a lot of patience bt nt close 2 MUM &her strength &will power is sumtin else.may God protect &keep her alive 4 us cs she il rip the fruit of her labour. GOD bless PARENTS.
I pray i do great also wen am a MUM sumday
It is well already my dear.

serubawon: A strong amen to that. I appreciate the prayers and they mean a lot to me. May the Lord favor you in your life's endeavors and you shall never have cause to regret serving Him. Thank you.

wow wow i dont evn knw wat to say cs am so so so in luv wit dis thread.am hapi 4 U@uncle seru,am so proud of d whole contributors on this thread.really is lyk i jt read wat i really nid ryt nw.
Going tru dis thread i v been more than inspired.am VERY HAPI 4 all d happy tinz happening here 2,dis thread is lyk being wit family dat cares deeply about u even dou dey dnt knw u in person.
@analytical gosh u r #if i say sumtin else# u il make me explain jt as serubawon did . Bt u r so full of wisdom my dear.
@JennyK u r 1 of a kind dear ur family is blessed.
I jt luv every1 here CC,spoilt u r funny,piri &every1
@edakedKay dearie plz accept my sympathy.GOD has a way of comforting us all d tym.
@uncle seru hmmmmm u r a blessed man already and ur wyf is surely in d right place. CONGRATULATIONS 2 both of U.
Can't wait 4 d 'D' day
I luv romance stories.
Dis thread is nt going 2 die easily dat is if @al it il,I PRAY i v a 1dafl husband &a hapi,peaceful home.all dis makes me v positive mind about marriage despite wat is happening in d society nw,sumtyms i get scared i il b lyk asking myself 'Do i really wana get married?? Cs a lot of ppl v lost it,@tyms i meet sum1 behave in a certain way i il only say may God save us all,bt dis thread has gone a long way 2 tell me i il EXPERIENCE dat happiness 1day.
Hmmmmm i can't even believe am d 1 being dis involved in a thread even wen a jt stumbled on it few dayz ago &i already feel am in d right place.
I wish every1 of us well,may God continue 2 guide us in d ryt path of life in JESUS name AMEN.
#practising d dance i il display on uncle seru's wedding# hp i il b invited cs if am nt am going 2 cry

serubawon: Thanks. my daughter is 9 and my son is 7. Still young, but wise. they actually pray for God to give me a good wife and a loving mother for them. That actually confounds me, but I'm extremely grateful to God for giving me such wonderful kids. Funny thing is I'm now 40 and this thread is still on. I guess it's for a reason.

I hope more widowers would tap in and see that losing a spouse is not the end of the world as they know it. I know it's painful and the memories never leave. Even after almost 5 years, I still have those days where all I think about is her and it's miserable, trust me. However, I have been blessed in meeting men that lost their wives and with patience. waited for the right person to come along and they are experiencing happiness with their new spouse. Most men make the terrible mistake of drowning their sorrows in wine & women and then hook up with their worst nightmares and who suffers? The children of course. Most widows (women) never re-marry because it's not expected of them. That is sad, cruel and very unfair to these women. They need companionship even more than men. Not necessarily physical, but emotional. I pray that peoples perception changes and they accord widows the respect and help they really deserve. These women actually live in misery and slave for their children to survive. I'm a breadwinner and I know how difficult it is to raise kids single-handedly and provide for them at the same time. These women deserve kudos for their strength and chastity.

I guess I'm talking too much again. Men, think of your kids first before you commit to that woman, it could mean a world of difference in the welfare of your kids.

my dear am more than proud of u,may God strengthen u, protect&guide ur children.may he bless ur home &provide the right woman 4 u wen u r ready.ur children v d bst DAD KUDOS 2 U dear

Larryfly: he is 48....go get your facts right

wel he is said it himself in church yestady.

Edithspecials: deadline is june 14th

10ks dearie,any idea on d other tinz i asked?

hello guyz,plz i nid information on uniben DE,i studied computer science.v my olevel intact.bt i nid 2 also knw wen d deadline 4 d DE registration il b.plz guyz HELP hello guyz,plz i nid information on uniben DE,computer science.v my olevel intact.bt i nid 2 also knw wen d deadline 4 d DE registration il b.plz guyz HELP

donguutti: More tired, why wont they be more tired.The heavy stuff they carry on a daily basis- Hand bags (more like traveling bags),ear rings, weavons(Brazilian, indian, Mexican, horse),stressing their feet with high heels.Trying to monitor our every move (una be police?).

I personally agree with number 4 ( kids are terrorist,especially boys aged 2-6)

i couldn't stop laughing,

yuzedo: Why won't women be tired?! If you have two big milk factories you are always carrying on your chest wherever you go, won't you be tired too?

Dis is hilarious, LWTMB