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Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 9:05pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
druid06: Lmaoooo. Me bitter? Single parent, broken home? Hahahha. I give up lol |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 10:19pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
carlinks: lolz@most of the comments U be goat when U small o..lwkmd |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 10:29pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
delors: Godd, I don laff die |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 11:22pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
REALITY101: That's bad.. Been on ur talks with druid06, just cos ur folks beat u doesn't mean they bad.. My dad wouldn't spare the rod for anything.. He was strict back then,could remember him coming to school to beat those days.. I fear my dad so much that I stutter out of d fear I have for him but truf is all those stormy times really paid off today cos if I didnt have such a father,I most likely would have become a drug dealer or Fraudster.. Today,I remain so thankful to father for being what he was then.. 1 Like |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by kemzyAjaks(f): 11:22pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
drnairalov: ermm leme try remember..OK I waz stubborn just for fun, I rememba ma dad beating me up cos i stole chokomilo( one cube sweet back in d dayz like dat) i waz 5 den ....i waz so pissed....when he slept off ...i slapped him hard with the intention of saying it waz mosquitoe...oh boi i got beatings mehn...when i waz 6 he took me to barbeach nd waz likeawwwww....so touched |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by drnairalov: 11:42pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
REALITY101: ermm...your daughter is pretty bro.. |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 11:47pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
drnairalov: Beautiful daughter from an animal.. 2 Likes |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Omobarca: 1:37am On Jun 27, 2013 |
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Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 5:41am On Jun 27, 2013 |
drnairalov: Thanks homie. Just like mom, dad and grand parent sanniemoe: Lol fucck you dawg. Did ya papi molest you too? Kids from fuccked up home growing up sad be like " that's the best way to raise a child" no btch that's child abuse. |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 5:53am On Jun 27, 2013 |
sanniemoe: Stfu dude.. One of my best friend from 2nd grade son of one of Nigeria former commissioner and current senator, I could remember him getting all that bullshit whooping and scolding from her parents to the point that I had to report it to the school management based on what he told me. and shit didn't stop him from being a punk.. "If you're reading this, sorry bro you know what it is " I believe in tough love not some angry frustrated dad scaring the shitt out of me when I'm suppose to feel loved just in the name of discipline WTF |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 7:03am On Jun 27, 2013 |
REALITY101: Sharap u! Stop being a p.ric.kk ! Someone here shared what's supposed to be joke and u are all over the matter....who are you to feel sorry for him when he says he is fine. Enough derailing from you. Little rat 3 Likes |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 9:03am On Jun 27, 2013 |
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Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by sKeetz(m): 9:20am On Jun 27, 2013 |
sanniemoe: Dies |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 9:20am On Jun 27, 2013 |
REALITY101: 2 Likes |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by DarryOsh(m): 11:08am On Jun 27, 2013 |
forextrader9 :really? Is hell funny? Lol |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by timmyudemba: 11:15am On Jun 27, 2013 |
I rememeber wen I came last in school,I jst I rolled ova d ground gave my self injuries got home and told dem I was knocked down by a bus and d driver ran away,I was taken 2 d hospital,wen I was given d 3rd injection I was forced 2 confess dat nothing happend cos d injection ll continue for anoda one week,hehehehehe |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by TheMatrix3: 11:22am On Jun 27, 2013 |
@Sannimoe and Druid, think along the lines of Reality: Keeping a sad face cos you are raising 5 kids doesn't seem the most ideal way of training a child. In the African setting, we beat our kids but that's not always a guarantee that they'll turn out good (sometimes na frustration ). I have a relative whose parents beat him so much that at 27 he is still jittery and aimless. And yes, he is a no good too. My kobo advice: train ur kids with love, teach them to work hard, cook be industrious, and let them be ur berst friends, and they wont play expensive pranks on being dead or wishing death for you. Thinjking that a child must be beaten to make him/her successful in life is twisted... meanwhile more pranks please... 1 Like |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by TheMatrix3: 11:31am On Jun 27, 2013 |
sanniemoe: Bros from your posts, weren't you the one looking for love on NL? If ur papa get money reash as u claim and loved u , gals will be the ones chasing u around Lagos, instead of looking for online dating... #JustThinking |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by rubi96(f): 11:41am On Jun 27, 2013 |
This is not a prank cos i didn't do it intentionally o.It just happened. When i was 6,my mum and i went to visit her sister one evening, i remember looking for something under the bed( can't remember what it was) and slept off till the next day. When i got home with my aunt,i was surprised to see my mum's face swollen. She just grabbed me and started shaking me saying "you will not kill me,you this girl you will not kill me. She later told when i was in secondary that she didn't sleep in the house because my dad told her that she should not come inside the house without me. Imagine |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 11:45am On Jun 27, 2013 |
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Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 11:49am On Jun 27, 2013 |
The_Matrix: @Sannimoe and Druid, think along the lines of Reality: Keeping a sad face cos you are raising 5 kids doesn't seem the most ideal way of training a child. In the African setting, we beat our kids but that's not always a guarantee that they'll turn out good (sometimes na frustration ). I have a relative whose parents beat him so much that at 27 he is still jittery and aimless. And yes, he is a no good too. My kobo advice: train ur kids with love, teach them to work hard, cook be industrious, and let them be ur berst friends, and they wont play expensive pranks on being dead or wishing death for you. Thinjking that a child must be beaten to make him/her successful in life is twisted... Well..it's all based on ur perception of life..what I feel is right might be bad for someone else.. That's life.. |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by butpro(m): 12:44pm On Jun 27, 2013 |
dani1luv: No pranks, even though I too chop cane! Was the sturbborn type and still stubborn....why you dey lie? U copied lies from Bovi. Mschewww |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by butpro(m): 12:53pm On Jun 27, 2013 |
adaobi123:. Dairy or diary? Just asking o. |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Olivialight(f): 3:05pm On Jun 27, 2013 |
@reality101 and sanniemoe guyz daz enough c'mon we r all adults and u guyz r going 2 far with dis okay. Whichever way 1 wz raised jt learn d bst 4rm it,in every situation shw luv 2 ur beautiful kids all d tym, dey r Priceless. So guyz our parents v done there's nw is our turn. So b HAPI PPL. |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by druid06(m): 3:11pm On Jun 27, 2013 |
The_Matrix: @Sannimoe and Druid, think along the lines of Reality: Keeping a sad face cos you are raising 5 kids doesn't seem the most ideal way of training a child. In the African setting, we beat our kids but that's not always a guarantee that they'll turn out good (sometimes na frustration ). I have a relative whose parents beat him so much that at 27 he is still jittery and aimless. And yes, he is a no good too. My kobo advice: train ur kids with love, teach them to work hard, cook be industrious, and let them be ur berst friends, and they wont play expensive pranks on being dead or wishing death for you. Thinjking that a child must be beaten to make him/her successful in life is twisted... [b]Men, it's so pathetic that dudes on here keep twisting my words to suit what they have on their own mind. I am going to say this for the last time. I love my old man and I am pretty certain he does feel the same way too about his children. I never said he was sad and regretful for raising 5 kids into adulthood. I said he always kept a straight/poker face like he's always serious all the time. It's his nature and we the children were comfortable with it. It turns out he was always like that because he was a career man, never had a second to spare. His demeanour changed after we all graduated from school, landed ourselves nice jobs and when he finally retired. He is always cheerful and very happy now. On the other hand, he loved us in his own way. He just doesn't like to show emotions back then. There're men/fathers like that everywhere. He wasn't abusive to us in anyway but doesn't spare the rod when we get out of line which was very rare. He's the best father in the world and if I was giving a second life to come back into the earth one more time, I sure would choose to be born and raised under the same parents.[/b] 3 Likes |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 8:15pm On Jun 27, 2013 |
The_Matrix: Lmao.. Exactly my point. The same way his Sister's went out there searching for the love they couldn't get at home. "Playing runaway love" haha |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 8:16pm On Jun 27, 2013 |
Chillisauce: Fucck you son. Both of y'all mother'fuckers are far from being fine. Dickheadd |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 8:27pm On Jun 27, 2013 |
[quote author=sanniemoe][/quote] Hahaha punk you edited that lie huh? Mofo. Your parents gave you everything you wanted hahaha I bet you're talking about whooping and abuse here. Son, before I came into this planet I was already a millionaire 20's still counting $£. I thank God everyday that I will never lack Shiit in my life nor work for no motherf'ucker. As for my lil girl being a po rn star, phew If that's what she want who am I to stop her but I promise you will never be one but if eventually she chooses that path, I assure you she must be doing it for fun not for money because she's from a family where her last name alone is priceless. Damn your dad really transferred his fuccked up broke frustrated life on you.. Yo did he r ape you? Be honest. Son you need to see a therapist for proper rehabilitation. I weep for ya kids |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 8:33pm On Jun 27, 2013 |
druid06: Phew shut the Bleep up. Your dad was miserable and frustrated. And his poker straight angry face changed when you guys was old enough to frustrate your own kids then he started smiling hahahha ouch. I'm surprised he didn't do DNA oops he couldn't afford it from his monthly salary I guess. Moral of your miserable childhood Lesson... Do not have kids if you can't raise them happily. 1 Like |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by druid06(m): 8:42pm On Jun 27, 2013 |
REALITY101: Dude, you're so funny. Like seriously, are you this fuc-ked up?. Men I feel so sorry for you, you're a lost cause. Relying on your father's success like a blood sucker. You better go get a job, work hard, be successful, make a name for your self, be relevant to your society and stop constituting a nuisance. If your story is true, I bet you're one of those politicians illegitimate child and you're the product of those years of looting no wonder you turned out like this, a nobody. I feel sorry for you men moreso, I feel sorry for that poor little girl if she's actually your child and not a picture you stole for someone else's facebook page or something. With all that nonsense you're accepting about your child being a po-rn actress, you need to go get your head examine. Dude, word of advice. Go look for a solution to your problem. There's something definitely wrong with you. I wasn't sure then but I am totally sure now.. 1 Like |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by druid06(m): 8:47pm On Jun 27, 2013 |
REALITY101: It's a waste of time being in constant loggerhead with a deranged person. You ought to be locked in a solitary confinement in one of those well known psych hospitals in the world for the rest of your life because you're crazy. I wonder how come you're still living and walking around a free man. Your daughter should be taken away from you and given to someone worth parenting. It's all I have to say to you psycho!.. |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by druid06(m): 8:48pm On Jun 27, 2013 |
REALITY101: It's a waste of time being in constant loggerhead with a deranged person. You ought to be locked in a solitary confinement in one of those well known psych hospitals in the world for the rest of your life because you're crazy and I don't think there is a solution to your problem. I wonder how come you're still living and walking around a free man. Your daughter should be taken away from you and given to someone worth parenting. It's all I have to say to you psycho!.. 1 Like |
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