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[quote author=Nikita1 post=47136179][/quote]Lmaoooo

ireneony:
Hmmm..
Which kind wedding gown ur wife wear...

I'm not pleased.

Sometimes i get this feeling that most nairaland guys are local champions.


Modified:
This is my opinion!
I'm not here to kiss people's @ss.

Lubbbish!

Honey, it wasn't intended to please you. Heck, they dont even know you exist and thats a very shallow way of thinking really..what are you, 16?...not cool @all

Smellymouth:
OMG!!

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/OoOoo.gif


You guys are so cute..


https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/gallery/yes/puddinpops.gif

Lalasticlala, Oya food don ready..
I smell FP

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/spry.gif

Lmao.ur GIFs are always hilarious. Nice one

midolian:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/07/47-yr-old-man-6-yr-old-girl-slept-contrary-claim-five-times/

The b-east-s are @ work again.

How can you f-east on a girl without br-east-s?

This man should @ l-east be castrated b4 anything else.

Oh, we get the not so subtle shade you are throwing...congrats ur soo smart, with your holier than thou attitude...a crime is a crime, its a shame you couldn't condemn it without bringing tribal sentiments into it

iamDiabolic:
Am not an atheist, though most people see me as thiest (but not a religious one though) just attending church for the sake of attending,but deep in my mind am an agnostic.but with kinda things I go through might end up being an atheist, because I don't even feel the if any God exist, cause I have not even felt him before, I watch people catch holy ghost and testifying to seeing angels but not even have I had a dream bout one before. We just have to keep worshiping though we shouldn't believe what we can see,but we worship him due to fear of the unknown.

Sometimes I even pray that if he exist he should show at least show himself in a dream or through a pastor,but he still never show himself to me,he doesn't have any message for me,damn who TF is he,we should keep worshipping him cause he we were told fairytale about one stupid hell they keep threatening us with.

Me and my friends once attended a night vigil,when the pastor was touching all of them head they kept falling (in my mind I was laughing at their funny charade), when it got to my time I didn't fall, I didn't even move back as he was trying to force me to maybe fall, since then i no attend the yeye church.

What am trying to drive at is am beginning to doubt the existence of God and if he doesn't show himself to me one of this days, then I might graduate into an atheist. Mind you oh yea preachers and gullible ones I don't need your preaching and bible verses. I have heard enough of that.

Op you and me both

freecocoa:
Like seriously, Oshio anya okpolo is the one banging this girl at will, hmmm, I don't know how she does it but this woman is very strong.

My dear ooo..some women dey chop tins o. Cant even imagine dem both in bed...blehhhh

This lady is tooo fine. I really cant believe she married Oshiomole...black old manthe hustle is real. Some women dey try sha ooo

dadebayo1:
Sai baba.... Congrats to those getting paid in Dollars.

Chai! Uwadiegwu we've been totally scammed!!!

MoneyGreen:
[size=15pt]Will you shut up?! Do you know how many Igbo Boko Haram members were caught with bombs and guns?![/size]

IGBO BOKOHARAM?!!! Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah...wait,.....buhahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha omg! #holdsbreath...how did you come up with that? lwkmd. People dont just give up.mtchew...very soon we'll also hear NIGERDELTA BOKOHARAM. nonsense

chydon24:
The most stupid media reporting i have ever heard. An Igbo man can never think about that talk of bombing his fellow Igbo people. DSS or what ever they are called is still doing everything to label IPOB as a terror group. I think someone in this nairaland forum wants to prove a point but it will never work. I was waiting to here boko haram. Igbo's no matter what don't engage in such. Stop cooking stories that never happened.

Asin eh, can you imagine. Bunch of liars. Oh, so they were able to 'uncover' a plot by ipob to bomb some areas, but they've NEVER been able to 'uncover' any plot by fulani herdsmen to attack a community nor have they ever 'uncovered' any plot by bokoharam to attack and chase people from their homes. These men should be ashamed of themselves.
If ipob really wanted to bomb a place...(which they can never do btw)...the DSS or wateva dey call themselves can NEVER 'uncover' that plot. Igbo men are smarter than that. Rubbish

blackpanda:
Lol its not about tribe. Its fact. Even igbos dont trust each other, let alone outsiders. There's no telling what an igbo man wont do for money. Doesnt mean I hate igbos, cos I am one

Says a lot about you. Please speak for yourself

SeverusSnape:
See another one... Blackpanda see your colleague in zombiesm.

Lwkmd!!!...I luv this guy I swear!

saintdennis:
Yea every part of me is working @ 100%...

Now do yourself a favour and don't quote me again. I try not to diss females.

Funny...by all means; do that....keep in mind that hatred consumes you from the inside. Goodnight

HateU2:
This is totaaaal BS
What will happen to my BB
I'm addicted to Bb, in fact I don't like android fones.

Me n u both

saintdennis:
That is why one tribe is filled with drug dealers and prostitutes & the other is filled with professors n pious women

Yoruba babes hitherto don't do runs until they(edos). And d igbos influenced them

Worshipping money leading the younger ones to believe in making it :legally or illegally

Are you okay?

Ok na

Lol thats quite funny....if it really happened

As handsome as you are eh kwa Op??

Op this your grammar just confused my head I didnt get what you wer trying to say. Please come again

Good for him......i guess

3 times tops

Lwkmd

I love this woman. Ageless beauty

Anyi3:



I heard in Onitsha, two people sit with the driver.

I couldn't believe my ears, I still hope it's a lie

Nah,its true...better believe it. they made an extension of d drivers seat on the other side ndi ulu afia

twentyk:
Spaghetti for 170....can't bulliv it....

My dear o.i almost cried in the market

This woman in beautiful

Alicia keys abiakwa! YEMI ma beibii!!! Ah cee yuuu

I can relate to 1,4,5 and 7...weird feelings.hmmm

He is gay...and that up there isn't 'natural'

Lol. They call it 'civilization'

I'm not surprised

blackbartee:
Just negodu



Either the trouser material no reach...

or

He asked for a high waist trouser...

Lwkmd