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obago: UNIBEN
1. Jackophite- someone dat reads 24/7 without rest.
2. ARROW: Arrowing is when a group of jobless guys stays in their flyovers and start raising abuses and teasing their fellow students dat are passing by. Arrowing is mostly done at block B in hall 3.

block B

What is the relationship between banger and criminality? Xmas is less celebrated than 24th night and 31st is more celebrated than new day in nigeria. As for me let the fun continue

SincereMind: Doc,
Well done. I want to ask, can drinking cause high blood pressure? If not, how do I reduce my BP? I am just 28years and tests that I did in the past three weeks have shown fluctuating BP. The last was 130/100. How do I bring this down?

am having similar problem but am 25 years old and i weigh 61kg what should i do

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thief

The gateman should be fired because he should have contacted the manager since it was a request from the customer. The reason why the manager is employed is because of the customers' money

Using your hands to to eat rice add to the taste of rice which make it delicious compared to the use of spoon.

If it were that dog would have been given "otapiapia" a long time ago

This thief politicians dont want to use thier head. The hoodlums should have broken those heads

Because it is not easy to die.

when we realize that the economic situation is not favourable but

Havilah93: There are many ways to burn calories, an average sized human will burn about 2400 Calories per day without doing any exercise. Below are the funniest, most bizarre ways of losing calories. The results are based on an average 150 pound human.

1. Singing in the shower can burn an extra 10-20 Calories per song, depending on the volume and pitch of your voice.

2. Laughing for 10 minutes can make you loose between 20 and 40 Calories.

3. You burn about 200 Calories during 30 minutes of active sex .

4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 Calories an
hour.

5. On average, brushing your teeth for three minutes will burn 10 Calories.

6. Pushing a shopping trolley up the aisles for half an hour will burn over 100 Calories, this number increases with the amount you put in your trolley and the heavier it gets.

7. One hour spent sitting in front of the TV burns around 65 Calories.

8. Smoking a cigarette burns roughly 10 Calories.

9. Dancing on a Dance Mat for 10 minutes will burn 50-60 Calories.

10. Hugging for one hour can burn 70 Calories.

11. If you whip your head back and forth to Willow Smiths song, you will burn up to 50 Calories, depending on how crazy you go.

12. A one minute kiss can burn between 2 and 4 Calories,
depending on how intimate it is.

13. A person will burn 7 percent more calories if they walk on hard dirt compared to
pavement.

14. You burn more calories than you consume when you eat celery.

15. On average, if you walk your dog for 30 minutes, you
burn 100 Calories.

16. You burn more calories sitting in the cold, than heat.

17. Chewing gum burns 11 Calories per hour.

18. You can burn up to 350 more Calories per day if you fidget, rather than someone who remains stationary.

19. Missing a night of sleepcauses the body to burn about an extra 161 calories.

20. Constant texting can burn 40 Calories per hour

can you imagin

lepasharon: As a believer in God,i know its wrong to celebrate christmas,but you must admit christmas trees do look good tho

the bible did not record that Jesus took his bath so as a believer u should not take your bath

why cant they give the names of the fake brands so that people will not fall prey rather than discrediting all the enhancement pill.
Is it that all drugs not certified by nafdac are fake? Or dont the country of origin of this "fake" has no certifying agencies?

kudos to the north koreans

+ am the last person

joseph1832: Often have I ponder the 'real meaning of who or what a christian is? Simple put, being a christian means being Christlike, that's being like Christ. How many of our Nigerian christian today have that christlike attribute?

A person who says he/she is a practicing christian is expected to be like Jesus Christ in every facet of his/her life, yet I've come to notice a drastic difference in the way many 'supposed' practicing christians behave, Jesus Christ himself never condone evil, neither did he tell lies or accept bribes, or cheat, but many practicing christians of today are the exact opposite of Jesus.

Jesus spoke of humility (Matt 18:3-4), Today christians are way too arrogant, they exhibit all forms of hubris, he spoke of love and tolerance (Matt 5:43-44) (Mark 9:38:41) (Luke 6:27:36) for Christians today, just 'cause you don't attend the same church with a Nigerian christian, he/she instantly becomes your enemy 'cause they see you as a competitor or one who wants to 'steal' his/her members.

Just 'cause one goes to church regularly, self style himself in the image and likeness of his pastor and worship his pastor. Does that makes him/her a christian? What an aberration! The true meaning of 'christian' have undergone all forms of mutation, what we now have is the direct opposite of the word, and this is done by those who want to continue to use christianity as a means to exploit, and keep the people under control, just like the white man did years ago.

I urge Nigerians to wake up and see the light! Until we see ourselves and truely practice everything christ taught us our minds will continue to be enslaved by those who want to earn a living, using christianity as a means to do so.

why are still asking who is a christian?

u jst cald it a rumour. Why bother yourself what has the governors death got to do with your life. His he better than the living afterall same fate await us all

Nigerians and the scapegoat mentality. Why blaming evil spirit for what is our own personal problem.

hw UN take know. amebo

thumbs up.

let them come and try this poo in the south and they will smell sh.i.t.

money can buy police
money can buy farouk lawan
money can buy bomb for bh boys.

Nice talk but everything still boils down to money. When u have money ur thinking faculty will change thereby affecting ur mentality hence ur behaviour.
Again Nigerian girls dont give a fvçk about all this literary work all they care is ur pocket

SabrinaNene: I was rolling on the floor when I read this post. Are you serious?...I'm sorry what century do you live in. Maybe cos I grew up with different parents, but I'm not getting married to be some guy's foot stool. Also this perception of "ahh women you better do this or you won't get married" is rather degrading. Last time I checked people come into the world alone and they die alone, yes marriage might be something good to have along the way, but I'd rather be happy and alone *or even in a civil partnership, than be with some guy that tries to treat me like a 2nd class citizen. In my opinion any guy that feels threatened or emasculated by a woman because she asks him to get water for her to wash HIS clothes, needs to check himself. Its called SELF-esteem, esteem of your damn self, and if having to go get water would really hurt your ego that much...then maybe you aren't really a man...ever though of that...#just saying.
Yall need to stop blaming women for everything....

this statemenu is misleading. This is africa a place with cultured people.

Logicboy03: The op is a real imbecil£

why and how?

Secular state is a state not bound by religious regulations.
Is Nigeria bound by religious rules? Whether that of christianity, islam or african religion

Discipline is good but bad discipline st.U.Pid.

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