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Politics › Re: Stoning Nigerian Leaders: Your Choice? by oloriooko(op): 2:31pm On Mar 20, 2018
I think we should experiment this now!
Politics › Re: Is Buhari Afraid Of Reshuffling His Cabinet? by oloriooko(m): 11:41am On Mar 19, 2018
That's the outcome of a clueless man who promised what he could never achieve.
The man is a huge disappointment and colossal failure
Education › Re: Historical Photos Of Native Americans And Canadian First Nations People by oloriooko(m): 8:29am On Mar 19, 2018
All these your questions are targetted at the wrong audience why not ask Trump or Canadian PM undecided
Celebrities › Re: It Seems Someone Got Fed Up With His Sex Doll That He Had To ‘kill And Mutilate’ by oloriooko(m): 8:22am On Mar 19, 2018
And the picture huh undecided
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by oloriooko(m): 8:19am On Mar 19, 2018
Sainty92:
Playing wingback role can be really tasking. Infact it is the hardest outfield position to play cos u are playing double roles. Cut the guy some sleek. He has been playing week in, week out. Conte knows how important Moses is that's why he hardly benches him. Moreover did u see dat Fouseini Diabate's goal bound shot blocked by Moses today? That is a million dollar worth...
Yea the guy blocked not one but two goal bound shots. He's too vital to our WC games so I want him to be in tip top shape. I wish him an injury free pre WC and WC proper
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by oloriooko(m): 7:59pm On Mar 18, 2018
Ndiidi ball winning prowess is exquisite, the dude is improving
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by oloriooko(m): 7:39pm On Mar 18, 2018
Chelsea scores 2-1
Goalkeeper error
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by oloriooko(m): 7:24pm On Mar 18, 2018
I know he plays with more freedom in SE but I hope he doesn't lose form with the way he plays now
TheSuperNerd:
I believe this is Moses in disguise before Russia. grin In the Super Eagles, Moses switches to beast mode because he plays in a more advanced position unlike this inhibitory role as RWB.
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by oloriooko(m): 7:16pm On Mar 18, 2018
Moses so sluggish these days angry
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by oloriooko(m): 7:02pm On Mar 18, 2018
tbaba1234:
Isaac Success starts in Spain
Is he wearing no. 17?
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by oloriooko(m): 6:57pm On Mar 18, 2018
Icon4s:
How do you describe that Iheanacho's pass to Mahrez?
Was a little behind but Mah got it under control and lost it
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by oloriooko(m): 6:28pm On Mar 18, 2018
TheSuperNerd:
I dont know what you guys are trying to get at.... But it is clear that Leicester conceeded because of Mahrez. Nacho gave him a pass (after winning the ball off two players) and yes it was slightly behind Mahrez, Mahrez still got the ball under control and had the choice to go wide right instead of trying to do a maradona when surrounded by three players. Iheanacho was in position and keeping himself onside and an further step from him will be offside.... So the fault is on Mahrez.

So after Mahrez lost the ball, the ball was fed to William and Ndidi had the chance to stop him but he was afraid of the card so he kinda let William thru and viola! William picked out Morata with a beautiful thru pass and morata just did the rest one on one with Schmeichel....

Gbam! So Nacho has no fault in this at all. If for say I no dey watch naa, I go just dey hear this one today. Na wa ooo
I wonder ooo my Bros as if na another match them dey watch cuz Nacho has no fault in that goal rather Mah made the silly error losing the ball
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by oloriooko(m): 5:34pm On Mar 18, 2018
BascoVanVeli:
An offside the cancelled the Libyans second goal on the day was the cause. 2 red cards were given out and one Libyan was hit by a linesman flag in self defence.
Bro are you trying to speak English or Latin?
Sports › Re: Swansea Striker Tammy Abraham Who Turned Super Eagles Down Demoted To England by oloriooko(m): 11:46am On Mar 18, 2018
Enough of the bashing on this guy for the choice he made! angry
This is his life, this is his career and this is his decision, we should learn to respect this and wish him well.
Being in U21 does not stop him from representing England in the next few years.
Politics › Re: Why President Buhari Might Win Again In 2019 by oloriooko(m): 10:45am On Mar 18, 2018
The only reason bubu will win has already been set in motion: inability of many citizens getting their PVC.
The rigging is in motion already and more machineries are being prepared to be shipped in from neighbouring countries. Do you think bubu is a mumu like gej who was beaten as the incumbent?
Politics › Re: Dapchi Schoolgirls: We Have No Faith In Buhari’s Promises – Parents by oloriooko(m): 10:35am On Mar 18, 2018
Smart parents! We that voted him in believing in his campaign promises have been disappointed and are presently regretting voting for the clueless mighty bubu
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by oloriooko(m): 9:48pm On Mar 17, 2018
Mujtahida:
Don't be surprised if he has a poor showing at the WC aha. E dey happen
Yea I know it's possible that's why I said I wish.
The dude is in the form of his life and one of the best in Europe
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by oloriooko(m): 8:25pm On Mar 17, 2018
Mo Salah is red hot putting 4 past Watford
The dude is at the peak of his career and enjoying his game, I wish he replicates this in the WC
Sports › Re: Cameroon's Douala Stadium Artificial Grassfield For AFCON 2019 Stolen by oloriooko(m): 6:09pm On Mar 17, 2018
grin grin grin grin grin
Everything is possible in Africa grin
Crime › Re: Bangladesh Couple Commit Suicide Together After Their Families Regect's Them(pix by oloriooko(m): 6:06pm On Mar 17, 2018
Why would they do such? Who came up with such horrible suggestion when many other choices are there?
Family › A Lesson For Men! by oloriooko(op): 12:04pm On Mar 17, 2018
This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.

(To men) Please take time to ponder. undecided

(To women) Just enjoy the story. wink

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.

The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was:
*What do women really want?*

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.

She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.

But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.

Arthur's question thus:
"What a woman really wants?"

She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.

The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.

The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.

"Which would you prefer?" She asked him. "BEAUTIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"

Lancelot pondered the predicament.

During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!

OR,

would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?

(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?

(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?

And Lancelot's choice is given below......


















BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!

OKAY?

Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now, what is the moral to this

The moral is...

1. There is a 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It's how a man manages it

2. If you let a woman decide on her own she gives u d best. but if you force her with ur decisions she becomes a witch.

Hmmmm
What do you think ?

So, be careful how you treat a woman, especially your wife; so your prayers may be answered!!!/unhindered
Crime › Re: See Young Vandal Who Was Electrocuted While Trying To Steal From A Transformer by oloriooko(m): 9:53am On Mar 16, 2018
Vandalizing a pole mounted transformer huh The dude try sha and he got zapped!
Family › Re: Man Apologizes To His Wife After Seeing Her Like This At Home (Photo) by oloriooko(m): 2:25pm On Mar 15, 2018
Simple question: who took the photograph huh
Politics › Re: Stop Comparing Level Of Incompetence, Leave Jonathan Alone – Aisha Tells Buhari by oloriooko(m): 12:26pm On Mar 15, 2018
All these people shouting Buhari must go are jokers
bubu is not like gej who is oblivious of his power as the incumbent.
Bubu will only vacate Aso if he decides not to run
Romance › Re: Ladies: Can You Dress Like This On Your Wedding Day? by oloriooko(m): 11:58am On Mar 15, 2018
She's so so pretty I love her simple and beautiful outfit
Her smile is heart melting cool
Must be a deeper life rich man daughter cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Chelsea : UCL (3 - 0) On 14th March 2018 by oloriooko(m): 10:28pm On Mar 14, 2018
IAmAmbrose:
Courtois so poor am not sure he can save a phone number #BARCHE
grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Chelsea : UCL (3 - 0) On 14th March 2018 by oloriooko(m): 10:27pm On Mar 14, 2018
Hat trick loading for Lionel "La Pulga" Messi cheesy cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Chelsea : UCL (3 - 0) On 14th March 2018 by oloriooko(m): 10:11pm On Mar 14, 2018
Lionel "La Pulga" Messi cool
The baddest left footer in the entire milky way grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Chelsea : UCL (3 - 0) On 14th March 2018 by oloriooko(m): 9:21pm On Mar 14, 2018
This is the same Messi Nigeria is meeting in Russia
We better use cow rope tie our trouser wella grin

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