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 Politics › Enlightenment On Senate And House Of Representative. by Olsoo(op): 3:18pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
Hey fellow politicalanders. I really want to know the difference(s) between the SENATE and HOUSE of REPRESENTATIVE and their functions. Though I've done some research on google but I just get more confused. Someone once told me that they practically perform the same function and is more of a waste of public resources. Please just like that Rivers state collating officer,I need more light abeg. |
| Education › Re: Share One Thing Unique About Your School by Olsoo(m): 6:16pm On Jun 08, 2015 |
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| Culture › Re: How Did You Feel When Your Topic/thread Hit Front Page For The First Time?? by Olsoo(op): 11:48pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
oluwadanie1:See what Seun has caused.  |
| Culture › Re: How Did You Feel When Your Topic/thread Hit Front Page For The First Time?? by Olsoo(op): 11:44pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
GboyegaD:I don't really have the answer to that. But come to think of it,i think threads are created to inform people about things and happenings,to ask questions,share experiences,seek advices,air ones opinion and get to know what others feel as well. With the above reasons,getting ''a lot/enough" of contributions,ideas,informations,advices,comments, etcetera would do justice to the poster's intention/plight. And that's what FRONT PAGE does. |
| Culture › How Did You Feel When Your Topic/thread Hit Front Page For The First Time?? by Olsoo(op): 10:48pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
Nairaland is a typical explanation of the saying : "Many are called but few are chosen". As zillions of threads are being created daily,only tens of them hit Front Page. While some are really informative,educative and funny,some are just...UNBELIEVABLE. Enough of the digression,back to the matter. The euphoria of 'First to Comment' alone expressed by some nairalanders is so humorous. Some will say FTC is a sign of good thing coming their way. Maybe,or maybe not*. Some wil even dedicate it to their mother,father,brother,aunts etc. I wonder when FTC became an award. Some will even open a thread for FTC purpose alone,paying little or no attention to the topic at hand. Once again, enough of the digression .I had my topic/thread on Front Page for the first time tonight and to be sincere, i was feeling super cool; like i just won a football bet of 5 million naira with 60 accumulations. So that's what lead to this thread. So to those it concerns  ,how did you feel when you had your thread on FP for the first time? |
| Education › Re: Annoying Things Unilorites Go Through by Olsoo(op): 5:28pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
Temmi001:It's just that i can't pray for my topic not to hit FP.  |
| Education › Annoying Things Unilorites Go Through by Olsoo(op): 5:23pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
•EXCESSES OF QUEUES: Too much of everything,they say isn't a good thing. Don't get me wrong,to queue is a good thing as long as it promotes orderliness but when it becomes a regular thingy,it's one hell of a frustrating thing;especially right under the SUN. I mean,you queue to enter banks,at ATM spots,at the park(after hours of tiresome lectures o),restaurants,exam halls,lecture theaters, you name it! •TRANSPORTATION: You have an 8am class on a Monday,you arrive at the bus-stop any later than 7:30am,then rush no more,for thou shall be no lesser than 20 minutes late because the distance from town to school is just like a journey of Egypt to Israel by foot. Second scenario,you just finished a 6pm class(let's say you get fortunate enough,the 'workaholic' lecturer releases you by 6:20pm)*lol. Just have it at the back of your depressed mind that you'll get home nothing earlier than 8pm after spending hours on the snake-like queue(Unless you 'shunt' your way out. But if Cadet catch you ehn,na Tanke straight up o *tongue-out) •FALSE RUMOURS: Argh! This is my favourite. You see,Unilorites and false rumours are synonyms. Prof. A.G Ambali said students will be given N10,000 each. UNILORIN is now number 1 in the Universe. CBT results will be out on the 31st of February. Our Level Adviser gave birth to quadruplet. Freshers will be given 'I-pad'(how much are you paying that the school will now give you I-pad? C'mon,it's a school,not a charity) *Some Unilorites ehn* Sometimes I wonder what planet some students are from. •SUN: If the World Meteorological Organization had visited UNILORIN in 2012,they wouldn't have named the 'Death Valley' the hottest place in the world. You go to school in the morning looking cool,bright and dapper but it's your dark twin that arrives in the afternoon. The most annoying part about the Sun is it's dehydrating aspect. So annoying. Going to the Bank Area by foot is like taking a voluntary walk to hell.It's no different from carrying the sun on your head. Wearing caps and shades offers little/no help I must say. *By the way,I wonder how the 'Suit and Tie' and 'Varsity Jacket' dudes cope. •HOSTEL PALAVA: Though this only happens during the first 6 weeks of resumption,but I still find it funny. I had determined friends who skipped classes and lunch for 3 weeks just to sit in front of computers waiting patiently for the hostel portal to be opened. In the end,they still weren't able to get one.How sorrowful. lol. If only they devoted the time to study;who knows?*shrugs* They could have been scholars *hehe Unilorites,feel free to add yours. Source: www.TankeSir..com
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| Education › Annoying Things Unilorites Go Through by Olsoo(op): 5:14pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
•EXCESSES OF QUEUES: Too much of everything,they say isn't a good thing. Don't get me wrong,to queue is a good thing as long as it promotes orderliness but when it becomes a regular thingy,it's one hell of a frustrating thing;especially right under the SUN. I mean,you queue to enter banks,at ATM spots,at the park(after hours of tiresome lectures o),restaurants,exam halls,lecture theaters, you name it! •TRANSPORTATION: You have an 8am class on a Monday,you arrive at the bus-stop any later than 7:30am,then rush no more,for thou shall be no lesser than 20 minutes late because the distance from town to school is just like a journey of Egypt to Israel by foot. Second scenario,you just finished a 6pm class(let's say you get fortunate enough,the 'workaholic' lecturer releases you by 6:20pm)*lol. Just have it at the back of your depressed mind that you'll get home nothing earlier than 8pm after spending hours on the snake-like queue(Unless you 'shunt' your way out. But if Cadet catch you ehn,na Tanke straight up o *tongue-out) •FALSE RUMOURS: Argh! This is my favourite. You see,Unilorites and false rumours are synonyms. Prof. A.G Ambali said students will be given N10,000 each. UNILORIN is now number 1 in the Universe. CBT results will be out on the 31st of February. Our Level Adviser gave birth to quadruplet. Freshers will be given 'I-pad'(how much are you paying that the school will now give you I-pad? C'mon,it's a school,not a charity) *Some Unilorites ehn* Sometimes I wonder what planet some students are from. •SUN: If the World Meteorological Organization had visited UNILORIN in 2012,they wouldn't have named the 'Death Valley' the hottest place in the world. You go to school in the morning looking cool,bright and dapper but it's your dark twin that arrives in the afternoon. The most annoying part about the Sun is it's dehydrating aspect. So annoying. Going to the Bank Area by foot is like taking a voluntary walk to hell.It's no different from carrying the sun on your head. Wearing caps and shades offers little/no help I must say. *By the way,I wonder how the 'Suit and Tie' and 'Varsity Jacket' dudes cope. •HOSTEL PALAVA: Though this only happens during the first 6 weeks of resumption,but I still find it funny. I had determined friends who skipped classes and lunch for 3 weeks just to sit in front of computers waiting patiently for the hostel portal to be opened. In the end,they still weren't able to get one.How sorrowful. lol. If only they devoted the time to study;who knows?*shrugs* They could have been scholars *hehe Unilorites,feel free to add yours. Source: www.TankeSir..com 13 Likes 5 Shares
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| Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition [Preliminary Eliminations Round 1] by Olsoo(m): 11:14am On Nov 14, 2014 |
MizMyColi: |
| Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Olsoo(m): 2:29pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Like this post and DIE! 1 Like |
| Travel › Re: On Nigerians And The 'must Travel Mentality' by Olsoo(m): 11:14pm On Sep 27, 2014 |
safarigirl: which politician spoilt Nigeria? It's foolish Nigerians that spoilt and are still spoiling Nigeria.God bless you BIG TIME! We don't f*cking cooperate and harmonize. That's our problem i guess. 1 Like |
| Phones › Re: Nigerian Networks And Their Annoying Texts/calls by Olsoo(m): 3:15pm On Sep 22, 2014 |
Chinwem: I guess they need to find a way to pay their ambassadors somehowAn illegal way right? |
| Phones › Re: Nigerian Networks And Their Annoying Texts/calls by Olsoo(m): 7:30pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
The most annoying is deducting money from my account for services i never activated or opted-in for.  7 Likes |
| Music/Radio › Top Record Labels In Nigeria by Olsoo(op): 6:37pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
Note: This is my opinion. Feel free to share yours. 1) Mavin Records : Having one of Africas top producer, Don jazzy, as her founder,Mavin,to me,is unarguably the biggest and hottest record label in Nigeria right now. Also having top artists like Dr Sid,D' Prince and Tiwa Savage,releasing lovely and trendy songs to the public. Their official song,DOROBUCCI,which has successfully replaced the national anthem in quite a number of people's brain,has also played a major role in their advancement to their current. Not also forgeting the three new super talented recruits; Di'ja,Reekado banks and Korede Bello,whose singles have been gaining massive airplay nationwide. They(Mavin) truly are hot and deserve to be at the top. 2) Empire Mates Entertainment ( E.M.E ) : Y'all would agree with me that this group truly deserves this spot. Being the mother of Africas finest entertainer,Wizkid,and also harboring one of Nigeria's Best performer,Banky W. This group is da BOMB! They've also proved to be unrelenting by being consistent, giving fans the hottest of singles,videos and albums. Shaydee and Niyola are also not left out. Their influence in the Entertainment industry cannot go unnoticed. 3) Made Men Music Group (MMMG) : Consisting of the likes of Inyanya,Tekno,Emma Nyra,Selebobo,and Baci,this list would be incomplete without mentioning this group. I mean, they're currently trending right now. Consistently releasing topnotch singles,club bangers and videos,i think this spot suits them. 4) Five Star Music : The limpopo master,Kcee, and the beta pikin crooner,Harrysong (aka Mr. Songz) have really helped in escalating this group the a five star level. Knowing that hit songs like Limpopo,Beta pikin,Ogadinma,Te Le Mi,Ogaranya,Colombo and Pull over came from a group like this,there's no doubt that the sky ain't their limit. 5) Honourable Kings of New-School(HKN) Gang : With the Aye crooner,Davido,being the most famous member of the gang,trust me HKN still got some couple of talents. The likes of B-Red(still enjoying his new single with phyno),Danagog,Shina Rambo,and King Special(Special Ed)(you need to see his latest video. So hilarious but inspiring). Members of this gang are renowned 'show-killers'. Amazing singles,lovely videos,they tour differnt prt of the world and so on. Others include: YBNL Records,Difference Entertainment,EDGE Records,Penthauze,Starboy entetainment,Hypertek,Chocolate city etc What do you think? Add yours  |
| Education › Re: Why Do People Find It Hard To Read Academic Books Than Non-academic Ones by Olsoo(m): 3:59pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
AfricanApple: it depends on which course I'm studying o, courses like history keeps me wide awakeAlot! You don't judge a book by it's cover. I've met series of people who read romance novel for the purpose of 'improving' their sexual life. I've also seen someone who reads cuz he also wanna be a romance novel writer/author. So you never can tell the reasons behind some people's action/decision by mere looking or imagining. You gotta find out. You also shouldn't judge or be quick to conclude,you advise. Don't get me wrong, I'm not disputing the fact that some people just don't have genuine reason(s) for reading things that is of no/little benefit to them in terms of acquiring useful knowledge. But who am i to judge. Na dia biz be dat. |
| Education › Re: Why Do People Find It Hard To Read Academic Books Than Non-academic Ones by Olsoo(m): 11:15am On Sep 21, 2014*. Modified: 11:44am On Sep 21, 2014 |
Simple. To temporarily clear their worries,sorrows and boredom noni. It depends sha. Secondly,it's very easy to fall deep into it(be it novel,magazines,newspaper etc) unlike when you're reading those mundane textbooks,notes etc Op,i think you should tell us the category you belong,stating reasons (if you also read non-academical books than the acedemical ones) One more thing,apart from the entertaining aspect of the aforesaid "non-academical" books,if you read alot,you'ld agree with me that they are very informative,enlightening, educative and so on. Bottom line: Do what you love and what makes you happy,and you'll have zero regrets,learn alot and live long. |
| Romance › Re: Whats The Best Place To Propose To Ones Fiancee? by Olsoo(m): 1:34am On Sep 04, 2014 |
badmrkt: Okay, mine is gonna be at a karaoke bar, after dedicating a song to her...One more thing, "Where's the best place" not what's the best place. Oya change it ASAP. |
| Romance › Re: Whats The Best Place To Propose To Ones Fiancee? by Olsoo(m): 1:26am On Sep 04, 2014*. Modified: 1:53am On Sep 04, 2014 |
On a yatch during her birthday party;making sure you've got enough friends,strangers,nairalanders  ,families e.t.c to scream,shout and clap(The noise would make her go gaga). It should go thus; * Immediately she cuts her birthday cake,grab the mic,(The DJ should have by now switched play to something slow,little bit quiet and romantic(NOTE: You'ld have earlier planned this with the DJ o)) * Go on your knees,then slowly and calmly,while looking directly into her eyes,start spitting out those proposal lines (which you must have successfully googled,researched,prepared and memorized) to her. * Go silent for a couple of seconds(to increase the anxiety in the atmosphere ,then ASK HER THE QUESTION!!!! while at the same time giving her the ring(of course you shouldn't forget this nah )That would also probably be the best birthday gift she'll receive that day. |
| Romance › Re: Nairalanders. U Need To Stop These . by Olsoo(m): 1:12am On Sep 04, 2014*. Modified: 7:29am On Sep 04, 2014 |
You're forgetting somethings, *"Irrelevant" SPACE-BOOKING * Celebrating being on front page like you've just been granted a visa to heaven. *Dedicating being the FTC to family,spouse,children,father,mother etc. gosh!  *Saying/imagining being the FTC on a thread is a sign of better things coming ahead. like seriously? 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: How To Make Your Ex Boyfriend Jealous - Tricks To Make Him Insanely Jealous by Olsoo(m): 1:10am On Sep 04, 2014 |
Yeah. Sounds cool you know,but what do you get in the end? Making your ex jealous uhn? smh. Why on earth would i waste a reasonable second or minute of my life trying to make someone jealous? When i have success and better dreams to chase. |
| Romance › Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Will Make A Good Wife by Olsoo(m): 6:46pm On Sep 03, 2014 |
9) She (a lady with all these characters combined)doesn't exist. |
| Fashion › Re: How Will You React When You See Someone Wearing The Same Clothes As Yours? by Olsoo(m): 5:04pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
jonescyras: u go sabi form o.You call it form,i call it uniqueness |
| Family › Re: Do such wife/woman exists? by Olsoo(m): 5:00pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
leonard509: help me with a better topic Bro...That's not a problem,i'll help you with better 'topics' 1) Do such wife/woman exists? (I mean a woman that'll UnCloth her drunk husband's cloth an boots) 2) As a wife,would you believe the poo that came out of the drunk man's mouth? More topics to come... |
| Fashion › Re: How Will You React When You See Someone Wearing The Same Clothes As Yours? by Olsoo(m): 12:41am On Aug 31, 2014 |
Like entering the ground! I so much hate it. 1 Like |
| Family › Re: What Is The Average Educational Level Of Most Ndlers And Where Did They School? by Olsoo(m): 12:33am On Aug 31, 2014 |
tpia1: their cognition seems below par.See question! Seun carry complain give you? |
| Family › Re: Essence Of A Woman by Olsoo(m): 12:28am On Aug 31, 2014 |
aaronson: Long story,only time I know the usefulness of that being called woman/women is when the Womanliness grip my d1ck!!!!exstacyHow i wish the recent attack on nairaland had flushed/taken away he-diots instead of nairaland's precious data |
| Family › Re: Do such wife/woman exists? by Olsoo(m): 12:17am On Aug 31, 2014 |
leonard509: Husband comes homeAnd how does your topic relate to the post? Well,the wife was very silly to believe that trash. I no fit believe that shiit lai lai When i sabi sey na the alcohol dey talk |
| Family › Re: Annoying Things Parents Sometimes Do. by Olsoo(op): 12:09am On Aug 31, 2014 |
egopersonified: Why all the parents beefing threads ehh? Tell me why why?So you mean to tell me that you like(d)/love(d) 'all' the things your parents did/do/are doing to you? NOTE: I'm only replying you cause i perceived the 'beef' you mentioned as 'complain' and not hate. I don't hate my parents |
