Laveda:
Before marriage. . ' I want a sexually active man who can satisfy me in bed'

After marriage . . 'Please help my husband is a dog'. Lmao. . . .


Try and talk to him about it dear. . .

Whizzcute:
visit the blog on my signature, then go to its REMEDIES category ,you will see where i posted remedies to get rid of stained teeth



Or

I can give you a link to purchase a teeth whitening cream that worked for me

Snowangel4:


I find it vry difficult

Babysho:
God i hate my country!...it's all Nigeria's fault that we the average nigerians cannot afford the listed compatible phones...when dollar and naira they quarrel everyday!



What Do I Do With This Trashy Infinix HotNote wey no get replaceable charger and can't even run Fifa16 smoothly...

ademega:
before I take anybody serious either senators, kwara supporters, apc or pdp and even saraki himself, let him come and defend these conspicuous allegations and convince us that they are lies.
I hate it when they are not addressing issues.

instead of meetings or court injunctions, let them bring out facts and figures to show and prove the allegations are false.

the funny thing about all these groups is that, the will first of all support the president stand on anitcorupption campaign then put but "he is not the only person"
ridiculous. let us start the fight from him then downwards like that.

sameer1212:
Either removed or not, He is going I never knew the guy is a bad and corrupt leader until a colleague from Kwara state told me everything about him. Hmmmmm nawa ooo.

1. Dr. PDF
This is that lecturer that sends study materials and publications to students' mail boxes or sometimes to the class representative; who in turn forwards it to every students whom it may concern prior to the time when the class finally holds. He comes to class the next week to explain the materials in detail and answer questions from every students that has one to ask. He even receives and answers questions via e-mail. No doubt, every student loves this lecturer; though they are scarcely in this side of the world.

2. Lecturer West
You know how Kanye West barely smiles, right? Even on his wedding. Yeah, it’s really weird. This is the case of Mr. Kanye West too. He comes to the lecture theatre, scornfully faced, zero smile and begins lecturing. You'll be making a huge mistake if you’re planning to get on his wrong side. Also, he doesn’t really care if you decipher what he has spewed for the past 2 hours or not. Don’t bother telling him you don’t understand either, because “ Meet those who understand” has always been his reply.

3. Mrs. Anti-Nonsense
This lady lecturer gets irritated at the sight of almost anything any of her students do.
You dare not reply the numerous calls of nature in her class. She’s anti-nature too I guess. She doesn’t condone yawning, sneezing, whispering, murmuring, clapping, sighing and so on. She doesn’t permit sweating too! Oh well!

4. Mr. Ins
Yes. Mr. Ins. is number 3. Don’t even make the mistake of thinking “Ins” stands for inspiration. No way! You’re so far from it. Ins. as used here means “Insults”: in it’s highest form. Ask Mr. Ins a question that he deems irrelevant and you might regret the minute your alarm woke you. “It would have made perfect sense if you were delivered as a log of wood at birth. Carpenters would at least use you to make a board. That way, everyone, including me, would definitely feel your presence in this class”. Those were Mr. Ins exact words to a colleague. He didn’t eat for two days straight.

5. Prof. Einstein
Personally, lecturers in these category are my favorite. They make me grin all the time.
Prof. Einstein is the lecturer that has never had less than 80% in all examinations he has ever written. He comes to class and boast that he came top of his class in all schools and institutions he attended. He tells mundane tales of how he reads for 12 hours daily when he was a student. Lest I forget, he "almost" invented a car that runs on cooking oil too. He calls all his student dumb and says he performed way better than they’re currently doing. He even says he once lectured the current President of the country and he his a mentor to the governor. Funny thing is: He thinks the “dumb students” believes him just because he is being applauded; whereas deep down their minds, they’re drowning in a pool of laughter. Haha.

DTOBS:

hey miss,if you don't know how to comment/react to issues,kindly lock it up.
The whole of OAU community combined together is not up to 100,000 not to talk of the students alone which should be around 30,000-35000(depending on admission each year).
secondly,SUG officials don't just spend money,they also have budget that they operate with and which must be approved by the SRC which am sure their schorlaship was part of.
finally,as you can read it was part of their electioneering campaign which they bound to fulfill. Students welfare rely on the school management,the SU can only pressurise them to do the needful.
Aluta continua, Victoria ascertain
Great Ife

Naavah:
This is an achievement please. Ask OOU where they put or do with theirs.

lonelydora:


For being honest, you will have it. Send your details.

lonelydora:


You fit when I finish with them, but with or without interest?

misssclassy:
Mtcheeew!

Bloody pretentious hypocritical deceivers.

lonelydora:
I will comment later. I'm in First bank right now making trouble with them.

By Olanrewaju Sodiq

This is, honestly, one of the few articles I happen to be all smiles while writing. A beautiful smile indicates happiness right? Of course I am happy. Happy that Nigerian youths have finally realized the need to try life outside the mundane “College/University education alone solves all” ideology. An ideology that has been in existence since time immemorial; pre-installed in the minds and brains of many, by parents, guardians, predecessors, unwarranted need to “fit-in”, the society, and lots more.

Recent outbursts on Nigeria’s largest online forum, www.nairaland.com (hereinafter Nairaland) by youths, who seem to have been augustly visited by the supposedly unavoidable friend one could ever have -a friend who’s dreaded by all, a friend that preaches nothing but the truth- “Mr. Reality”, incited this write-up. Or perhaps, let me say the fact that having a career has been successfully differentiated from having a job, served as an inspiration too. Just to inform those who don’t know, www.diffen.com definition of career goes thus: Career is the pursuit of a “lifelong ambition” or the general course of progression towards lifelong goals. Job, still as reported by diffen.com, is an activity through which an individual can earn money. It is a regular activity in exchange of payment.

If, by chance, you still hold the opinion that rants by these “fed-up” youths are overrated, I strongly recommend a rethink. Have you ever wondered why there seem to be an increasing number of online job search portal? Or why there are numerous job scam tales? Maybe you should count the number of times you've come across a job acquisition testimony and do a numerical comparison. Still not convinced? A trip to a nearby bookstore should do the magic. Make enquiries on how many copies of “Interview Questions & Answers” and other job acquisition related books are sold weekly. Only then, you can understand their plight.

This, in a sense, is for that Joe who has been labelled as lazy by friends, family and almost everyone he relates with. The Joe that pictures reading 2 pages of any book as cumbersome. That Joe who has decided to add the present situation of Job in the country and the newly-found ideology about school to his library of excuses of being unsuccessful in any field. Suli Breaks defined success as a ladder, which only few of us will find, and even less of us will have the strength to climb; afraid of the prospect of spending our whole life climbing. Also, the phrase “Readers are Leaders” is one that has profound meaning than the three words it embodies. A genuine leader reads till the soul gets separated from the body, till his name get written in gold in the book of history. For only those who read are the ones being read about.

This is for that lass currently topping the class. Your aunt gave you an inkling of the pathetic state of the job market, now all you want to do is lose hope and give up? Trust me, you won’t love the taste of regret. Reality only requires you to put your eggs in some other baskets, not leaving everything in one. Or worse still, throw the whole eggs away. Do not let the wheel of someone else’s life steer yours, don’t let their failure story get the best of you. They can say what they want but don't let that distract you from achieving your goals.

This is also for that Unemployed graduate, that sleeps and wakes right next to his curriculum vitae. That graduate who has walked round the whole city of Lagos, made a million phone calls to family, friends and even foes. Dear brother, this is not the time to shred that CV into tiny pieces. It’s just a “trying time”; every human experience one. Rather, it’s the time to explore, time to try something new. Lower you ego and meet that friend who once offered to tutor you on Programming, or that aunt that own a fashion design outlet. Trust me, they’ll definitely understand.

I can also see that lady friend of mine who has a long list of ex-classmates working as employees for top companies in the Banking and Oil sector. Hey miss, this is definitely not the perfect time to establish a comparison chart of your life and theirs in your head. In fact, there’s no perfect time for such. Fate still exists in the dictionary just because it is real. It exists, and forever will! In the words of Winston S. Churchill, “You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks”. That comparison mindset you have is, literally, that dog you’re wasting your stones(time) on. Instead, you should use those stones to build the Rome you had always wanted to have. Write more aptitude tests, put in more effort because sometimes, only one more effort is required to break that jinx.

This is also for that 23 year old, who seem to be considering making a U-turn on the decision to further his education; going for masters. All because a friend gave you the numbers of unemployed person possessing a masters degree according to some false figures from gullible peoples' Bureau of Statistics? I really urge you to think twice. If possible, thrice. Did the friend give you figures on successful people in possession of a masters degree? No he can’t; because they’re uncountable! You desire the degree to better yourself, right? Then for the sake of you, please don’t turn. Think about it, if everyone was an entrepreneur, who will treat you when the illness comes? Who will teach your kids the right use of words? Who will fix your car when it breaks down on the way to your wedding? Think.

On a concluding note, while the fact that one could get inspired in the wrong way is profoundly undermined, the need to always check what works best for one, I strongly advise. Fingers will forever remain unequal, pebbles in a tonne of stones, also, aren’t equal. Engineers, Cobblers, Teachers, Drivers, Scientists, Students, Employed, Unemployed, Entrepreneurs, Lawyers etc. possess the power to change the world; because it all boils down to the person(s) with the best ideas. Again, in the words of Suli Breaks, “Google was once a scrap of codes, Skyscrapers were once slabs of stones”. Ideas are life changing. Sometimes all you need to open that door is one more good idea. Old ideas saved the world, current one sustained it, but only the crazy ones will change it.

AgapeCharis:
Dang! Right on spot. I felt like I was reading from someone that had access to see my thoughts.

I once heard a friend talking with someone one day when she made mention of a restaurant she used to work with around Ikeja. She was working with the chocolate and ice cream section and she said they (chocolate and ice cream section) make up to 5 million naira daily. Of course, that's just one of the many outlets they have in Lagos.

Someone once said; work hard at your job and you'll earn a living. Work hard on yourself and earn yourself a fortune.

I can't get paid just 12 times in 365 days! Mba