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Politics / Re: Niger-Delta Ministry Completes Ondo Cassava Processing Plant After 8 Years by Olufonade: 12:10pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
completed projects are
1) Asari Dokibo
2) Tompolo
3) and many other nuisances 2 Likes |
Travel / "Don't Visit 20 Nigeria States" America Warn Its Citizens by Olufonade: 11:12am On Aug 07, 2016 |
The United States of America has warned its citizens against travelling to 20 states in Nigeria due to security concerns. According to the travel advice on the Department of State’s website, the North-Eastern states of Borno, Yobe and Adamawa, where the Boko Haram terrorists were more brutal, topped the list. It read: “The Department of State warns U.S. citizens of the risks of travelling to Nigeria and recommends that U.S. citizens avoid all travel to Adamawa, Borno, and Yobe states because the security situation in northeast Nigeria remains fluid and unpredictable.The Department of State strongly urges U.S. citizens in Nigeria to consider their own personal security and to keep personal safety in the forefront of their travel planning. This Travel Warning replaces the Travel Warning for Nigeria dated February 5, 2016. “The ability of the Mission to provide assistance to U.S. citizens in Adamawa, Borno, and Yobe states remains severely limited. The Department recommends against all but essential travel to the following states due to the risk of kidnappings, robberies, and other armed attacks: Bauchi, Bayelsa, Delta, Edo, Gombe, Imo, Jigawa, Kaduna, Kano, Katsina, Kebbi, Kogi, Niger, Plateau, Rivers, Sokoto, and Zamfara. “ The Department also warns against travel in the Gulf of Guinea because of the threat of piracy. Based on safety and security risk assessments, the Embassy maintains restrictions for travel by U.S. officials to the states listed above; officials must receive advance clearance by the U.S. Mission for any travel to those states. “The U.S. Mission advises all U.S. citizens to be particularly vigilant around government security facilities; churches, mosques, and other places of worship; locations where large crowds may gather, such as hotels, clubs, bars, restaurants, markets, shopping malls; and other areas frequented by expatriates and foreign travelers. Read more at: US warns citizens against travelling to 20 Nigerian states - Vanguard News vanguardngr.com |
Politics / Re: Soldiers Observing Ramadan Prayers At The Battlefield by Olufonade: 11:19am On Jul 08, 2016 |
blackjack21:If these guys were happened to be christians, would you have ever maligned them. From all available scripture, Jesus (peace be upon him) is known to be peaceful and toletant of others even in religious difference. Or are you more holy than Jesus? So stop fighting BP while you believe you are fighting BH |
Politics / Re: Soldiers Observing Ramadan Prayers At The Battlefield by Olufonade: 11:04am On Jul 08, 2016 |
Inna fatahnaa laka fathan mubeenaa. Surely we have given you true victory says Allaah in the Holy Qur'an(Q48v1) |
Religion / Are You A Garri Lady Or Bread Lady? by Olufonade: 2:14pm On May 10, 2016 |
I remember a joke about how someone used to solve his hunger problem in the )days of poverty. He would go to any market where they display different kind of garri for sales. He would price it and take almost handful of each kind of garri and eat it, 'testing' to know if the garri is good. He said he can taste like four kinds of garri like that, and he won't buy any one. He would just give one excuse either by saying the garri is not sour enough or that he will buy it when he is returning. He said by the time he has eaten four handful of garri, he would just buy a sachet of pure water& drink and he would be okay for that moment. He was teased that why can't he do that if he is hungry and he wish to eat bread. Then he said 'Eben, you want them to kill me. The bread is inside a nylon oo and you can't take it without first paying and once you tear the nylon, it mean you have paid for it or you are paying for it.'. This is the inspiration I got from this conversation. We have this 2 kinds of single ladies today. We have 'Garri ladies' and 'Bread ladies'. We have so many ladies today that guys are just using their sexual organs to solve their sexual hunger. You have dated 5 to 6 guys and each of them have had bedroom prowess with you. My sister, you are a garri lady. It does not matter your academic qualifications and social status. If you offer your body in exchange for money, for academic grades, employment, or any other favour, you are simply a Garri lady. If you expose your bobby and other private parts of your body just to get likes and cheap comments on social media, you are a Garri lady. Guys are feeding their lust through your body. And just like that my friend would do, when that your boyfriend, boss, suger daddy and Facebook fans are done with you, they will dump you. They know you are not good to be a virtuous wife. On the other hands, we have ' Bread ladies'. If you like, label them ' mumu ladies, or call them ' suegbe ladies' but they are wiser than you if you are a garri lady. They preserve their body and have made a vow that who so ever will 'tear their nylon' must be the man that have married them. They are not 'outside' like a displayed garri. They are inside the nylon of grace, godliness, personal values and integrity. They believe in inward virginity ( purity of heart) and outward virginity. They don't toil with sexual sins. They run away from every form of defilement. They dress beautifully, charming but not provocatively or in an adulterous manner. They vote for chastity.Allah is proud of them. The world may hate them, but they don't give a damn! They may call them different derogatory names, but they don't bother themselves. They have seen the future ahead and her grooming themselves for it. They will not allow their names to be part of the ' Guinness' book of record of ' Used and dumped' ladies. If they have any reason to walk out of any relationship, they walk out with their self esteem and honour for no guy can mock them that he has 'finished' them. Our world is in shortage of ' bread ladies' today. They are very few! Hello sister , which side are you? . I offer you hope today, if you are a ' garri lady', you can make a decision to become a ' bread lady' today. Say bye bye to this reckless sexual immoral life. Those of you who are into courtship and you entered into that courtship as a bread lady but now you have become a garri lady behind the closed doors. Allah is calling you to repentance. Stop it!. Come back into your 'nylon'. Let your dignity be restored. If that guy can't wait till marriage before all those kissing, handling , romancing and sex, then let him go! . Finally to precious bread ladies, I charge you by the Rahman of Allah, don't allow any one, any guy, any hard situation or momentary gain change you to a garri lady. Thanks for reading and adjusting where necessary. |
Politics / Pmb, The Great Economist by Olufonade: 2:51pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
PMB, THE ECONOMIST! PMB has done it again. The school cert holder (?) has done what a PhD holder could not. Very simple economics. We buy most of our goods from China, so why must we pay the Chinese in dollars? The Chinese buy a lot of crude oil from us, so why must they pay us in dollars? So PMB made a deal with the Chinese. We pay for the goods we buy from China in Yuan, the Chinese currency. They buy our crude oil and pay in Yuan. The exchange rate is to be pegged at 30 Naira to one Yuan or RMB. So how does it favour us? Simple. The Yuan is now 6.48 to a dollar. So if you pay 30 Naira to the Yuan, that would be equivalent to 194.4 Naira to the dollar. Since the dollar exchanges for 199 Naira, you save N4.6. That is 199 - 194.4 = 4.6. Simple, huh? In simple terms, PMB has just strengthened the Naira by 9.15%! And that's not the end of the story. As we begin to deal in the Yuan, the demand for dollar would plummet and this in turn would weaken the dollar. It might crash to around 140 Naira to the dollar. May God bless PMB. Can I hear an amen?!
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Politics / Re: The Removal Of The Lagos-Calabar Rail: Ben Murray-Bruce Reacts On Twitter by Olufonade: 11:51am On Apr 11, 2016 |
The rail project was not inthe original budget. But it was included in the amended version sent to NASS (after it had been sucessfully defended by Udoma Udo Udoma when the Executive were doing amendment to the first padded budget). Senator common sense should also have told us why the money meant for electricity transmission was diverted to buying tricycle, digging boreholes and building townhalls in constituencies. COMMON SENSE IS NO LONGER COMMON. 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: Buhari, Osinbajo & Udoma Scrutinising The Budget 2016 by Olufonade: 6:55pm On Apr 10, 2016 |
President and his vice in action. May God bless them 1 Like
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Politics / Re: Buhari, Osinbajo & Udoma Scrutinising The Budget 2016 by Olufonade: 6:44pm On Apr 10, 2016 |
IVORY2009:It will not take much time before he discovers errors in the so-called budget just as it takes no time to see "will he being checking" in your own standard English comment. |
Politics / Re: Buhari, Osinbajo & Udoma Scrutinising The Budget 2016 by Olufonade: 6:37pm On Apr 10, 2016 |
madridguy:Ameen Yaa Rabbanaa |
Politics / Re: The Mind Of Wailers By D-one Ayekoto by Olufonade: 2:55pm On Apr 02, 2016 |
pendusky:For God sake, why is it that you can't express your opinion without abusing other? Enugu residents vowed to vote out president? That is misplaced priority! Did they vote him in the first place? |
Politics / The Mind Of Wailers By D-one Ayekoto by Olufonade: 1:53pm On Apr 02, 2016 |
They hate Buhari.....They can even kill him if they had the chance to. They hate the war on corruption. They now love boko haram. They love Saraki. They love Atiku. They love Fayose. They detest Aregbe. They love Wike They hate Amaechi. They hate Obj They hate Tinubu They celebrated Audu's death They blame Buhari for Padding They asked Buhari to sign Summary They complain about fuel scarcity They blame Tinubu for scolding Kachikwu They were expecting Kachikwu to insult Jagaban....How disappointed they are? They called Jonathan a saint Jonathan and co. are refunding their loots. They love Diezani. They celebrate Iweala FFK is their prophet Okorocha is their enemy Ngige is their detractor They love Tompolo They hate Nigerian Army And in all of these, their chorus is "is this the change we voted for?" That is how mysterious an average wailer is......They're career sadists and enemy of decency!!!! One moment they say they are Biafrans, the other moment, they say there are British!!! One moment they say FFK hate them. Later, they say FFK is their man. They will say Kachikwu is not theirs but call for Kachikwu's resignation, they will say you hate them. To them, Dasuki is from Aba, Okorocha is from Kano. Their complaint is that they hate Nigeria and want her dissolved. Ask them for solution they will tell you 'Concede Power to us, let's lead Nigeria.' So Science and Technology is not good, Labour Ministry is bad and there's nothing in Foreign Affairs. Yet they didn't complain when Jonathan gave them Labour....yet no wahala. They will wonder why Yorubas are not supporting Saraki but worry less about why they hate Amaechi so much! Hatred is a vehicle that can only take its passenger to a destructive destination! You can't sow hate and reap love! It is a natural law. There's nobody that cannot rule Nigeria, if Jonathan can, if Gowon can, anybody can but no one can do it alone or use a vehicle of hate to get there! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / We Won't Miss You If...... by Olufonade: 11:10pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
WANNA DIE WRONGFULLY? WE WON'T MISS YOU... In case you are hell bent on dying 'wrongfully', consider these footnotes: 1. Between 2007 and 2010, Tinubu spent virtually his last kobo to ensure he sent Segun Oni out of the Ekiti State Government House. He did. Today, Oni is the National Vice Chair of APC, a party same Tinubu, not another one o, is the national leader. 2. Audu Ogbe once told opposition parties there was no vacancy in Aso Rock. He was national chair of the ruling PDP then. Today, he is a minister under a government being controlled by that same opposition. 3. Tinubu once told Obasanjo that he was the "problem of Nigeria". But same Tinubu went to Obasanjo that they had finished the construction of the opposition ship. They wanted him to be the navigator! The old fox readily accepted. 4.Nasir el-Rufai, the diminutive governor of Kaduna State, once told Buhari that he was not a presidential material. Today, not only is Buhari president but the loquacious el- Rufai is a governor on Buhari's party. He bashes PDP to no end nowadays. 5. Fayose and Fayemi once mounted same rostrum, campaigning in Ekiti with Fayose carrying placard at his father's burial in 2009 that they should vote for Fayemi. In 2014, same Fayose contested against Fayemi and sent him to the Former Governors' Club. 6. Majority of top politicians shouting 'APC, Change!' were shouting 'PDP, Power!' in 2011! Now, all these took place within the last TWELVE years! Not that they took place before you were born hence, you did not witness them. Therefore, if you still want to kill yourself because of Wike or Amaechi, please go ahead. BY THE TIME THEY ARE BACK IN SAME PARTY IN 2019, WE WILL BE MARKING THE THIRD ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR STUPID BUT TIMELY DEATH! 3 Likes |
Crime / Re: Deacon, 44, Rapes Seven-year-old, Blames Evil Forces (photo) by Olufonade: 3:09pm On Mar 16, 2016 |
That is what Christianity taught him. Haven't you read the song of Solomon in the bible? |
Crime / Re: Teacher Beheads 10-year-old Pupil In Ogun (Photo) by Olufonade: 10:23pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
That is what christianity taught him. Do not quote me except you are m*d |
Politics / My Honest Advice For APC Government by Olufonade: 9:13am On Jan 07, 2016 |
After carefully studying the APC political situation in the country and their agenda especially at Federal level, I arrived at the following conclusions or piece of advice which I believe if they follow them will make them succeed. > You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks. So, don't mind them > Haters/critics will see you walking on water and say it's because you can't swim. So, ignore them > Even if you dance on water, they (haters/critics) will accuse you of raising dust. That is their logo > Make it your priority to lead a quiet gov't, to mind your business and to work with your all strength. God will lead you. > Remember don't ever wrestle with a pig. You will both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. Don't be embarassed.(Lai Muhammad and co-spokespersons) > Allow your work to defend and fight for you > Be wise and be smart Have a splendid and blissful day ahead. |
Religion / He Used Al-qur'an Paper To Smoke Cigarettes by Olufonade: 10:27pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
This man used al-Qur'an paper to smoke cigarettes in calabar and see the end result
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Politics / Re: Umar-Jibia's Letter To President-Elect Buhari About The Shiites by Olufonade: 6:21pm On Dec 16, 2015 |
Unfortunately, PMB has appointed one into a very key position- Minister of Edu...... Nigerians need to watch our education curriculum very well now. |
Crime / Re: Bayelsa Chieftain Allegedly Hijacks Election Box In Yenagoa by Olufonade: 7:48pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
Na lie the man only took away those materials to correct some anomalies and he would soon bring them back 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Military Arrests Another Wanted Boko Haram Suspect by Olufonade: 9:12pm On Dec 04, 2015 |
likila:you and Firefire are twins: d u l l a r d 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Military Arrests Another Wanted Boko Haram Suspect by Olufonade: 8:36pm On Dec 04, 2015 |
Firefire:Only God knows your like who liked this your alaba market comment. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Good Question Before Christmas by Olufonade: 12:55pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
orunto27:Father xmas and xmas itself are big SCAM in christanity. |
Religion / Re: Question: "Should The Christians Celebrate Christmas?" by Olufonade: 12:26pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
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Religion / Good Question Before Christmas by Olufonade: 12:16pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
London evening shared this thought provoking pix and I felt that it be shared too
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Religion / Re: Another Hijabite Corper We All Need To See by Olufonade: 6:58am On Dec 02, 2015 |
Jasmine00:what does that suppose to mean? If this is reverend sister, our own sisters too are honourable. So we should let them be. And besides, is it a taboo for reverend sister to wear full nysc kits? |
Religion / Re: Another Hijabite Corper We All Need To See by Olufonade: 6:47am On Dec 02, 2015 |
kolomax:kolomax: you miss the point! Muslim sisters in their Allah-commanded hijab or Niqab have been attacked left and right for wearing religious dressing on camp. The picture here is only intended to show those hypocrites who are religious bigots that it is not only Muslim who wear religious dressing on camp and nothing happens to them. So they need to remove the log of wood in their own eyes first before complaining about Muslim hijab. Read between the line bros, I said "Hijabite Corper" not "Hijabite sister" which is commonly used for OUR honourable Muslim Sisters. 1 Like |
Religion / Another Hijabite Corper We All Need To See by Olufonade: 6:31am On Dec 02, 2015 |
I hope we all need to unanimously agree to reject this type of corper as we reject those who put on veil as they do not conform with NYSC standard.
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Religion / Can We Allow This Corper In Our NYSC Camp? by Olufonade: 8:51pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
Recently there were reports that hijab has been banned in nysc camps in the country. This appeared a good news in the camp of those who wanted it banned in the country (majority of whom are christians and other non-hijab wearing faithfuls) and a sad news for those whose faith is being put into a serious experimental dissection. From one social media to another, people have been showing glimpse of how isolated a corper with hijab looks like. I came accross one and I felt that it be shared with nigerians. My question is: can we also allow this in our nysc camps?
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Politics / Re: Why Apc’s Alhassan Was Declared Taraba Governor — Tribunal by Olufonade: 3:37am On Nov 08, 2015 |
Mogidi:One thing that you people do not understand is the fact that APC did not go to court to challenge the result of the election (I mean the scores of the participants) but eligibility of the winner of the election. In sane party, one party member is expected to have taken up the responsibility of challenging his eligibility but because in PDP endorsement by leaders translates to winning. Even GEJ ran away from primary. Someone said Okorocha was also endorsed without primary. Well, tribunal cannot go into that because it was not on that basis that Okorocha was taken to tribunal. APC took Mr Ishiaku to court on eligibility ground and they (APC) were able to prove their points. So following Fayose argument, one will definitely miss the point raised by the petitioner. If there was insecurity in Taraba when the primary was expected to be conducted and was shifted to Abuja, what prevented the delegates to travel down to Abuja to have their intention known. 3 Likes |
Education / Re: LAUTECH Shut Down As Students Protest Robbery Attacks (photos) by Olufonade: 1:55pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
May God Almighty forgive Prof Salawu. His time as Lautech VC remains the best so far in the history of my school. Best State University in Nigeria, three times consecutively and 3rd Best University in Nigeria. No robbery, No cultism regime. As it is, Landlord Association needs to come in by providing security to these hostels. It needs to work with security forces (police and vigilante) if school authority does not see safety of her students as being important. 3 Likes |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Prayers For Couples Trying To Conceive A Child (TTC) by Olufonade: 8:20am On May 01, 2015 |
It could be very saddened finding yourself in this situation. But Allaah subhanahu wa ta'ala knows what no one knows. My brothers and sistets in Islaam, from stories of Prophets available for us in the Holy Qur'an, I observed that they always confess to thejr SHORTCOMNGS, SEEK FORGVENESS and then ASK ALLAAH'S FAVOUR. Let's follow the the trend, and by Allaah our prayer would be answered. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Heavy Shootings Rock Ojota, Lagos by Olufonade: 9:48pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
I was in Ojota around 6pm today ehen I saw everybody running. Then I heard one guy has been matched to death. He was said to be a son of an old woman goods seller in Ojota. |
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