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iamswizz: If d gal grow now,she go dey bang like mad.... Dats y i dnt wanna have a daughter..

u dey sick 4 prick

Lionel Messi: Barcelona forward to extend contract until 2018

Lionel Messi has agreed a new contract with Barcelona, keeping him at the Spanish club until 2018.
The Argentina international, 25, has enjoyed a record-breaking year for club and country, scoring 90 goals in 2012.
Defender Carles Puyol, 34, and midfielder Xavi Hernandez, 32, have also agreed new deals that will keep them at Barcelona until 2016.source bbc.com

spymaster: I was bleeping my neighbour and her sister and their mama knows about it. Though she acts like nothing is going on. I have overheard both of them arguing over it in d presence of their mom. They even welcome my girlfriend when she comes around. If not that the mama is a married woman, I could bleep her too. i

when u eventually settle down you will bleep your sister in-laws abi! Yeye

Blazay: Be quiet! You can only have security if YOU JOIN THEM TO PRODUCE A NORTHERN DICTATOR!
Is your 'region' less secure than other parts of Nigeria?
When last did any of you have your GRANDMAS OR GREATGRANDMAS kidnapped by OKIJA RUFFIANS?

Stoopid tins!

This guy must high on COW DUNG!

Logicboy03: See this hypocrite boko haramite! You have peeps marring 14 year olds with numerous wives already in the north and you are here complaining about two consenting adults choosing to do a harmless activity f chest signing?


Please dont talk when civilized people are talking.

Thank you jare,

Any tonto gist is always making the front page !i

more xexacuricular activity with my wife.

where pictures of igando ,oshodi, ijora badia, ipaja etc

simple ....just sing along count your blessing ..name them one by one..count your bless see what God has done

he is yet to be confirmed

almajiri101: @Op what are you insinuating?...that we should forget our career and go to farming, I don't believe in this obj idea,do you think going back to farming will solve our problems? Don't you think revolution is the best answer to all these probs,...going back to farming is like adding salt to injury

for your mind , you know you are wrong.

Their office is close to mine,saw it this morning,the fire did a lot of damage.

i am convinced now that some people deliberately get Drunk before logging on to nairaland.

I NO GO BROKE,SO I NO GO KNOW.

its nothing new,i do it with my 9 month old baby a lot.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Chai. I don miss. Wey I for carry keg go siphon free fuel[/quote]u serious?

Bongos Ikwue - Still searching, my favourite

kitty kat: Pls this man is over hyped. He is just a normal guy. Women sabi make man feel....mscheeew

e be like you not get bf

bad market

is on tv?

vivian chinaza: Men don't beat your wives! Women control you mouths and actions towards your husbands..........simple!

you have said it all jare!!

[quote author=Ehijess]Mine is S E X[/quote

dats nice !so we can help each other

Lollycutie: Eating cheeseballs and stick sweet

you mean the balls and the joy stick i luv the treat

yeah could remember what i once said to an ex way back.I told her that her kini don slack that i could not feel her again...

thehunted: [size=14pt]guys are afraid to get married cos of the following reason:

1. they are afraid of marrying an ex-hoe but then its hard to find a girl who isnt.
2.they want to be financially stable
3.some guys see marriage as life imprisonment
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so dat is why you no wan marry?

2015 LOHUN LOHUN I BEG!!

why is this topic always recycled in different Sentences?

if you are vulnerable to stomach Ulcer please avoid any form of garri.

afam4eva: Obasanjo really played a role in Obama's victory.

like you know what you are talking about abi?

ItsModella: na ajebo pikin she be.

I wan crash now abeg, it's past 2 already and I got class at 10...

goodnight lovely peeps.

modella i dey love for you quench......

fadamekus: 1st to coment hahaha :D1st to coment hahaha

Congratulations!since for ya life you no carry first for school.

[quote author=femi_seun]Castration ke ..No way.. Even if them talk say removal of one ball from my skin bag will give me 100 years to live. Life is sweet especially with pretty women around I no Fit[/quote]my broda i too agree with you 990%