na 2-2 e go end

i fit enter am as kabukabu to buy am noway. if u dash me i go sell for 19k

lorretta u: I have lagbaja's picture.
He's a very handsome fellow.

Click like if you wanna see it.

oya i wan see am

initialize: Is she also taller than you in bed?

Na d bed height concern me.

correct! we thinking in the same frequency

untill i see the video!i comment my reserve

Merkki:

My brother, if God gives you a talent and you don't use it well, it will be taken from you and given to another person. So i was taught.

i for like to be your student sha

Merkki:

You should ignore hypocrites like that. Going down on a man is now evil, even if he is your husband? Some ladies are boring in the bed department. They can only nag and snore.

E b like say u go sabi do well well

My childhood habit up until 6 was thumb sucking (amuka ) now am all grown i cant stop sucking BOBBI

ebi dis boys chop akpu before the march....see as dem dey loose ball

[quote
author=CaroTone]What I love about myself is that I have the gift of
hypnotizing. Make someone do what I want without them realize. What
makes it work, is my powerful smile, no one can't resist that. [/quote] inotherwords u be winCH

igemi: I luv everytins dat God give me

correct!!

Mathicks: ETISALAT PRIZE FICTION CATEGORY FOR LITERATURE

Please I use this medium to ask for your votes in the etisalat prize fiction short story competition. Please, dont let creative efforts go to waste. Just help by clicking ''vote for me'' in the link http://etisalatprize.com/life-is-just-funny/ I promise you'll enjoy the read too. Its a very interesting story that doesnt seem to be getting its needed audience. Please Nairalanders, Lets make this happen. I believe in Nairalanders thats why I decided to post this here. Please help out a fellow Nairalander. It wont take too much of your MB. Just read the short story here and click on 'vote for me' in the link. Thank you very much guys. You're awesome..

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Eric Arthur /Nigeria
Title: Life is Just Funny

Tony winked at me as he got up to meet her. I just waved at her from where i sat and watched Tony walk up to her with a huge grin on his face. They exchanged small talk as they met and started walking towards me.

As they got nearer, i noticed that they were speaking in their native dialect, which i hoped they would change as soon as they sat. While still standing, Tony continued talking and then looked at me, his body language suggesting that he was telling her about me. I just smiled and nodded as if I understood what they were saying. This is one of the many funny things people do. Just then i remembered Emeka, my friend back in Lagos, telling the story of how he broke his hand a few years ago. Everybody had laughed that day and even he was laughing. I then wondered that at the time he actually broke his hand, it wasn’t funny for him, but telling the story when he had healed was a different case entirely. No wonder comedians tell people about their poverty level before they started comedy and people laugh. Imagine somebody laughing at that same person at that time when he was actually suffering. America would have had to interfere in the kind of fight that would break out.

”David, meet Chidinma,” Tony finally said in English. ”Chidinma, this is David”. They both burst out laughing and I imagined what he must have told her about me in their native language. I just laughed with them. Afterall, what could I do?

To vote for this story click here : http://etisalatprize.com/life-is-just-funny/ Thanks alot!! Its a 300 words literature competition..

pls dont forget to vote..i'll appreciate it alot. Just click ''vote for me''..thats all. Thanks guys! You're Awesome!

WE DON HEAR !!!

Chicolee: I love everything about myself. I'm tall, intelligent, peace loving, creative, funny, good looking, very good in bed *wink* and romantic.

how will i know that you are good in bed? email me at primekay05@yahoo.com. lets run tinz

yame014: I love my stomach...it is 3D... people call me sir, chief, Dr. etc

seriously! go see doctor....

Kingscee: My big and long D.I.C.K

Na there all ya sense dey abi?

tunetokheyno: i think i'm scared i'll end up like my father!! and that shii is bad enough...

how did your father end up?

fear of slack punny

faer of slack punny

booqee: Hmmm.....she hasn't been on nl front page for a while. Rita dominic and beverly have taken her space. Hopefully dis will bring her back, trying to form gentle girl, holier than thou. Homely my yansh!

You get Bad Belle...Go drink agbo jedi jedi..

any other story....

LesbianBoy:
Youngman, there is no need to envy her husband becos he is not the only one fuccking her big nyash! if u were a billionaire u too can fucck her! Afterall, Taiwo afolabi the billionaire businessman has fuccked her before it was in the news years ago!

Too many delinquents in Nairaland...

Nothing of such on arsenal website.

Q3: Who is OMOTOLA!

na the girl wey dey sell kpomo for your yard

sexymoma: Some pple here are jos like my dad, they never find anything positive in something or someone..
Always looking for the negative side of it.
To pple criticizing this man common dunlop slippers una no fit produce.. yet you criticizing someone like this. SMH

Even if you dey vex for ya papa u no need to tells us

legendsilver: Am addicted to football--------( arsenalfc)

My guy Gunners 4 life..

lakesider: i Ǻ♍ addicted to sex, if you are a girl and we share same addiction plz inbox

girls run away from dis guy,he is a potential carrier of.emmh VD

Lilyluv028: my own love for groundnut pass u.

Na lie my own pass ya own,u fit finish a bottle a day?

[quote author=kzokul]Am so addicted 2 cigar.....I smoke like 2 packets every in a day.....I pray dt God release me 4rm dis addiction........so help me God. AMEN....[/quote

i go help u pray but for your information for every stick you smoke ya life don reduce by 30min,so if you smoke 2packs i leave you to do the calculation yourself

CocoLoca: DIC...........tionary.

i like u die...u 2 pure

SniperInADiaper: Oxycontin
Xanax bars
percocet
Loratabs
Valium
Morphine patches
Ecstasy
Alcohol..aftershock.
And crack.

pls add my kondo 2

i dey look,i no fit shout or judge

-Mr Cork-:



...which London?... P.Sqqquure impress u peoople in Nigeria with breakdance in 2013 AN u tink they are Michael Jacksin??...brother,u peple are bakward..truly and truly.. i can help them improve ther swaaaga coz ama Londoner..we look down om people like them coz they usualy work in barber shop(no oofeinse)

You get serious Bad belle you need beta JEDIJEDI