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i dono jorr.but the mama fine

This na small matter now,just call am,tell am say make e come do.dazz all

debby dominic: I do not have any of those.Btw I am so beautiful you would drool at the sight of me.

ok show us pishure na

Ego2: Recently met a guy, we'av been dating for a while now but i dont seem too understand where this whole thing is heading.
He's only interested in d sex, we dont get too see each other regularly buh whenever we do it just s*x n am tired of it.

I really need your advice on dis...

This quite easy to deal with..when you REALLY STOP ENJOYING THE SEX,you will know what to do.chikena

RIP MANDELA

As i don see the pishure wetin i suppose do na

Marriage can start after 4 pikins....

nolio: Who is linda ikeja?

na the woman wey sell boli for seun street.

This just Plain wickedness.I pray and hope these evil men are caught.

interesting thread...But make una no forget say no be today ashawo work start........Prostitution has been existing for thousands of years.

i will say sumtin......i dey come make i think......

ok, emm i don hear ,what next!!!

i wish i have something to say.. maybe later i will manage to say something relevant......

rill: I see a chronic womaniser in the making

u want cheap attention abi?

na 2-2 e go end

i fit enter am as kabukabu to buy am noway. if u dash me i go sell for 19k

lorretta u: I have lagbaja's picture.
He's a very handsome fellow.

Click like if you wanna see it.

oya i wan see am

initialize: Is she also taller than you in bed?

Na d bed height concern me.

correct! we thinking in the same frequency

untill i see the video!i comment my reserve

Merkki: My brother, if God gives you a talent and you don't use it well, it will be taken from you and given to another person. So i was taught.

i for like to be your student sha

Merkki: You should ignore hypocrites like that. Going down on a man is now evil, even if he is your husband? Some ladies are boring in the bed department. They can only nag and snore.

E b like say u go sabi do well well

My childhood habit up until 6 was thumb sucking (amuka ) now am all grown i cant stop sucking BOBBI

ebi dis boys chop akpu before the march....see as dem dey loose ball

[quote
author=CaroTone]What I love about myself is that I have the gift of
hypnotizing. Make someone do what I want without them realize. What
makes it work, is my powerful smile, no one can't resist that.[/quote]inotherwords u be winCH

igemi: I luv everytins dat God give me

correct!!

Mathicks: ETISALAT PRIZE FICTION CATEGORY FOR LITERATURE

Please I use this medium to ask for your votes in the etisalat prize fiction short story competition. Please, dont let creative efforts go to waste. Just help by clicking ''vote for me'' in the link http://etisalatprize.com/life-is-just-funny/ I promise you'll enjoy the read too. Its a very interesting story that doesnt seem to be getting its needed audience. Please Nairalanders, Lets make this happen. I believe in Nairalanders thats why I decided to post this here. Please help out a fellow Nairalander. It wont take too much of your MB. Just read the short story here and click on 'vote for me' in the link. Thank you very much guys. You're awesome..

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Eric Arthur /Nigeria
Title: Life is Just Funny

Tony winked at me as he got up to meet her. I just waved at her from where i sat and watched Tony walk up to her with a huge grin on his face. They exchanged small talk as they met and started walking towards me.

As they got nearer, i noticed that they were speaking in their native dialect, which i hoped they would change as soon as they sat. While still standing, Tony continued talking and then looked at me, his body language suggesting that he was telling her about me. I just smiled and nodded as if I understood what they were saying. This is one of the many funny things people do. Just then i remembered Emeka, my friend back in Lagos, telling the story of how he broke his hand a few years ago. Everybody had laughed that day and even he was laughing. I then wondered that at the time he actually broke his hand, it wasn’t funny for him, but telling the story when he had healed was a different case entirely. No wonder comedians tell people about their poverty level before they started comedy and people laugh. Imagine somebody laughing at that same person at that time when he was actually suffering. America would have had to interfere in the kind of fight that would break out.

”David, meet Chidinma,” Tony finally said in English. ”Chidinma, this is David”. They both burst out laughing and I imagined what he must have told her about me in their native language. I just laughed with them. Afterall, what could I do?

To vote for this story click here : http://etisalatprize.com/life-is-just-funny/ Thanks alot!! Its a 300 words literature competition..

pls dont forget to vote..i'll appreciate it alot. Just click ''vote for me''..thats all. Thanks guys! You're Awesome!

WE DON HEAR !!!

Chicolee: I love everything about myself. I'm tall, intelligent, peace loving, creative, funny, good looking, very good in bed *wink* and romantic.

how will i know that you are good in bed? email me at primekay05@yahoo.com. lets run tinz

yame014: I love my stomach...it is 3D... people call me sir, chief, Dr. etc

seriously! go see doctor....

Kingscee: My big and long D.I.C.K

Na there all ya sense dey abi?

tunetokheyno: i think i'm scared i'll end up like my father!! and that shii is bad enough...

how did your father end up?

fear of slack punny