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That really sucks dear. I think I like your writing. Can we be friends n perhaps date. You can contact me on 08105029441 please

Goodlady:
There was a time I dated a baker for two weeks. I knew the relationship ll die prematurely from day 1 cos the first outing he took me to was a sub per restaurant which has dirty environment. As in someone that bake should v basic knowledge about food and have class. So what does he take me for? Na test?

I had to take only water after much pestering cos I no fit chop anything there else na diarrhoea!

Within 3 days, I noticed the guy was just too clumsy. I think he blv he's showing me love by showing up most times but he became too bossy with his questions. Always asking if I v eaten, slept as if I m barbie. What broke the camel's back was when I visited his place and saw that he's not neat. His house has litters of baking ingredients, unwashed pan, bowls etc. He's also someone that press tooth paste like an illiterate, pressing it from the middle as seen in the picture below.

I just can't see myself getting further with a man like that so after two weeks, I just avoided him and summed up courage to tell him he's not my type.

Are go like make you hook me up with her bro.

Ikennaford:
Lol, I once met a fine thick German woman, then she's 43 and I'm 24,,she's really a sex freak,, she's the first woman I met wen I enter jand,,, she told me what still today I remember I deh laugh, she said, ikenna I love sex so much and I'll like you to give it to me how many times I want it every day, I promise you food and basic amenities is not a problem,, but I swear to god, I really enjoyed her, she'll cream like.. Oh my gosh,, in the beginning of my stay in her house, we deh sex like 3 times a day during working days, but on weekends.. Na 10x,,we even had sex in a mall toilet , cars, beaches, in the garden, because she inherited the house from her grandma, so at the back of the house is a mini garden, we had sex there all the time,, she got a 15 year old daughter then and a 21 year old son from different men,, na sex pursue all of'em men hahaha,,, the children have caught us soo many times in the garden nackin, like uncountable times I swear, but we don't care I enjoyed the sex ahaa for 2 years before I left texas, she's lovely, compassionate, very emotional, she can spend on me eh,, , she works at immigrants whatever whatever office then, she's the only woman that gave me the best sex and enjoyment in this world, I can't meet someone like her again, but at the end of the day she's sick, the last time I spoke with her, she got colon cancer,, but is treatable shaa,

I remember something now, I just modified.. Her kind of sex is weird, she likes it to be painful at the same time pleasure, like spanking and biting her nipple hard ,, so because of that she loves doggy alot, I'll keep spanking her white ass till it turned blue,, another thing I remember she got herpes, but I don't know this kind of herpes, I never contracted it,, during her painful sore lips days, I deh rest well well because, she told me, if I have sex with her, I Wil get it too, so the pains may last for a week, then we will start from where we stopped, is funny though,,, I've seen things In this life trying to make money, I gat many experience @30now about life, I thank God

Ugaboy:
Zero String SmellySperm.
But does your Sperm truely smell?

lol....... I think it stinks bro �����

The Dollar Governor Again!!!!

A big warning to S/W police who are fond of collecting and locking up suspect without evidence. Your days are numbered

justosee:
This advice can only come from a simp. don't listen to this useless advice.
Who in his right senses will confront a friend cheating wife?

that's freaky freaky