akheen:
We all know you are impotent so, park well

ghen ghen

mail nysc directly. had same issue cos i 4got mine and they askd me 2 send dem my id card, callup number, matric number and name of school

Good evening bro, my question goes thus:
I forgot the password I used for my nysc registration, I tried the forgot password options but its asking for my secret answer to the secret question I used in registering which is the name of my pet which I also can't recollect anymore. The other option is asking for state code which I dont know also. And if I dont reset this password on the nysc site I won't be able to print my call-up letter and am in stream 2. Pls I need a solution to this impending problem. Thanks so much in anticipation of ur swift response.

headboiy:
Op forgot about watching tv n a romance scene comes up

Momma will be like "headboiy u are still here watching tv, go and wash the compound"

Go and wash compound ke? Baba ur own case gidigan oo. Hilarious baje baje

Oyehomie:
Lol...like for real...u dey river 2 too?

Baba dis 1 pass river ooo b like sey na SEA 2 ooo

Me self and was even thinking mayb its fake cos even stream 2 suppose don knw d state posted to.

tellwisdom:
How did he afford internet if he can't pay for his school fees??

So if u dnt av money u can't surf d internet? Is it evritime u av money dat u come on nairaland? Baba receive sense

LogoDWhiz:

Hmm..
Is it a gmail account?

Hotmail

LogoDWhiz:



When you go to portal.nysc.gov.ng.

Click on login.

Then you insert the email address and password you used in registering..

Baba dats d point. I no sabi d email and password again.

LogoDWhiz:


Log in with your username and password on nysc portal

Which username and password? Plz clarify better abeg

LogoDWhiz:


Yes. You can print it from ur dashboard

Baba which 1 b dashboard?

Taeewo:
Did u paid the 3k? If yes, i think u can also print it on their site

Yes I paid. Thanks for the swift response. It has gone a long way in cooling my mind. God bless

I actually opened hotmail for my nysc registration which I was told our call up letter would be sent into. Unfortunately for me I forgot the username and password (really unserious) although I saved it on my phone but I mistakenly wiped my phone because of its current hanging (bb problem). Is there any other way I could get my call up letter? I rep A16. Thanks in anticipation for ur swift response.

D man in d first pix resemble saraki. Click like if u think so. D man in d first pix resemble saraki. Click like if u think so. D man in d first pix resemble saraki. Click like if u think so.

Rapsowdee01:
who is tony pain ??

Former hole 9ice was digging.

Dnt jst try 2 mention FUTA here oooo. na big KNOCK dae wait dat person

halfricanadian:
I'm waiting for the fool that would say he owns me

even if every single soul in my world choose u love u

Till i breath my last i wont get d facts ryt aint scared of dying

I just never want u i choose death over u a billion trillion million times

halfricanadian:
I'm waiting for the fool that would say he owns me

even if every single soul in my world choose u love u

Till i breath my last i wont get d facts ryt aint scared of dying

I just never want u i choose death over u a billion trillion million times

halfricanadian:
I'm waiting for the fool that would say he owns me

even if every single soul in my world choose u love u

Till i breath my last i wont get d facts ryt aint scared of dying

I just never want u i choose death over u a billion trillion million times

Warris dis 1 saying sef?

Ok seen

D guy resemble Timi dakolo ganni. Abi na en broda ni?

EroticAngelina:


fool. ur moniker says 'intelligent' yet im finding it difficult 2 see the intelligence

U are d fool. Y can't u jst b calm, collected and also learn. U dnt knw dat lady cos u dnt see her movies nd sm1 is trying 2 salvage dat 4 u. Ur moniker says it all. #eroticAngelina. Wen ur children start misbehaving nd coming last in class na u go dae tell dem sey na first u dae carry wen u dae skul. I piry u nd ur life

mrintelligent:




You are not popular and current. Instead of you to keep quiet and judt pass by, you dey dere dey do bad belle. Go and watch 'Mr &Mrs' and 'Phone Swap', you will know her.

Correct. Dats wat too much of yoruba films can do

StephanieEzeh:
What's your take? Some jobless guys can be so annoying! Instead of concerning themselves with their life and financial condition, they end up chasing women anyhow as if it's a paid job! . Sending rubbish romantic texts and initiating boring conversations on phone. Go get a job first and come for the girl later. She would appreciate you better.

Ur write up explains dat u also a broke bitch cos if u work in a company as d HRM of dat company,or u work in a very good place, u won't meet jobless guys. U can ask ur fwends dat work in gud places mayb jobless guys ask dem out. Kip rejecting guys til u turn 40

Randyhot:
..among all your lingeries which one did u buy with ur own money

Dats if she has one.

Babe2sure:
"I don't want to brag" Really? Who doesn't know you are a braggart?

Na u ooooooo. #tuale

Jarchi:
FUTA

God bless u. #GREATESTFUTARIAN
Obanla to obakekere no be small journey oo especially if atm no dispense nd na 30naira dey ur hand on friday evening.

Chaiiiii, c fine babe. Anuwaz congrats to her.

D bottom line is dat she loved d guy in some ways 4 her 2 accept his marriage proposal to d extent of choosing a date 4 d introduction if am nt mistaken.
I knw ow u feel buh jst let her b 4 nw nd if I may suggest let her b d 1 dat wants 2 hear 4rm u 4rm nw on. Dnt cal her 4 some time nd let her b her own judge. Thank me later.

Dah second pishure b like sey dem dae gv d guy head.

StephanieEzeh:
Except you are not mature emotionally as a lady or you are just too incapable of stepping up your game, the following characters should be a total turn-off for any right thinking lady with class!

1. "Mature" guys that sag: You can see the mature in quotation marks because I doubt if they are really mature! Some guys who are above 30 still sag their trousers! Don't you look at yourself in the mirror and see how you look like a condemned prisoner on Death Row to be hanged? Dress decently guys and stop all these silly attributes of a naïve teen that you are always trying to put up! That's irresponsibility to the core!!! No responsible woman will date you abeg

2. Calling a girl countless times: Its time to behave yourselves guys. When you call a girl up to 3 times and she's not picking, chill and see if she calls you back. If she doesn't, it means she isn't into you at all. If she calls back, fine. You should know this by now; calling her all the way when she's not picking exposes you as a desperate love-starved guy that can used and dumped! Personally, this turns me off.

3. Wanting to have sex immediately you meet a girl: Except she is a woman of easy virtue, demanding for sex or trying to entice her to sleep with you would definitely turn a right-thinking woman off immediately! What if she's your sister? Would you want another guy to get down with her just like that? It is the unusual, abnormal and unnecessary thirst for sex that makes many guys to act like programmed machines when you see a woman, you begin to analyze her female anatomy with your ravened eyes like hungry lions because small shawarma and probably, 2 bottles of SNAP that you bought.

4. Begging a girl to love you: Any guy that begs me to love him has already been seen as an incurable mugu by me. It is a huge turn-off!!! Whether you do it through phone call, sms or face to face, its still the same thing. Do you know how you appear when you do this? Like a dumb ass! Yea, a dumb bloke Some would even go as far as kneeling down for you.

5. Bad English: When some guys open their mouths to speak, you would be surprised! They can't even differentiate past tense from present tense or past-participle from past tense! A guy once met me at a mall and asked: "Did you attend Uniport? Your face looks similar" . I held myself back from bursting out laughing!!! Instantly, right there, standing with him, I was turned off and I left him staring into the air like an abandoned child.

6. Begging a girl for cash and other goodies:

Whenever guys rant about digging in girls, I just laugh. I have experienced it several times and first-hand, where guys beg as if there's no tomorrow for stuffs like cash, recharge cards, etc. This is shameful. Its disgraceful If I want to get a present for a guy or give him cash, which is not advisable if he's not a worthy person, I'll do that from my heart but not you scheming and begging. Why don't you get up your lazy butt and look for something useful to do with your life? You think Nigerian ladies are like those white women you scam daily? We are far wiser...but some ladies still fall for such romantic scam all in the name of love from Mr Smooth-talker!

7. Irresponsible life-style: Some guys don't even consider their age. They still feel they are 10 years old. They do nothing other than smoking skunk, weed, cigarette, popping Tramadol and all silly types of drugs you can ever imagine. That's a huge turn-off if you don't know. Only the awful smell that emanate from your body after smoking and excessive drinking can even make a woman leave you immediately!

Anoda man's fud isn't anoda man's poison. Jst because I dnt like eating beans dosint mean sm1 else shudnt eat it. It wud av bin beta if u wrote tins dat turns u off nt making it general wud av bin gud. Most pple u claim are irresponsible are more responsible dan wu u fink dey are.
Even tho most of d tins are very correct nd infact I dnt do dem buh in as much as some factions in churches vehemently go against ladies wearing trousers, does dat mean ladies wearing it are irresponsible? U really can't judge a book by its cover do u? Its content is wah dah matas. #MIDAS

natas22:
But I thought police is your friend pedestrians would have assisted the police officers.

Make police arrest pedestrians 4 pushing Chaii u no sabi naija police @ all oo

youngberry001:
I swear my grandpa result is like this very lovely


dhat old man get brain ooh

U nko?

lanrehamd:

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