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Car Talk › I Want To Buy A Car And Pay Installmentally by Oluwalala(op): 1:35pm On Sep 17, 2016

please i leave in abuja and urgently need to buy a car (toyota corrolla/Camry)

ready to pay 40% and pay the balance Install mentally.

ANY INTERESTED SELLERS

Romance › Re: He Proposed To Her And All She Did Was Laugh! What Does This Mean? by Oluwalala(m): 11:13am On Jun 19, 2015

adonbilivit:
OK this happened to my friend. so he proposed to his girlfriend after dating for over a year. she neither said yes nor no but just laughed out loud. this has been bothering my friend. He feels she might be thinking he is not man enough probably because he is only 24.

N.B: he is a graduate and financially stable. the sex is good too.

How do u know the sex is good oga ! .........

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Literature › Truth by Oluwalala(op): 6:38pm On Feb 14, 2015

I had a dream,
In the dream,I had a vision
In this vision,I was in a trance
In this trance ,I fell into a comma
And in this comma ,I was awake

I would like to bare it out
I would like to stand it
I would love to stay asleep
I would wanna never wake up

My delusions, my illusions
My facade , my wall
My pretense , my lie
I want it all, no I don't

My eyes tell a story
Lucky me they are close
Pay attention and you will find me lost
But hey I gotta wake up

Literature › When Am Gone by Oluwalala(op): 9:27am On Jan 24, 2015

When am gone are you gonna remember me
When am gone are u gonna talk about me
When am gone are u gonna judge me
When am gone would you love me

If I could reach you from the beyond
Would I be proud,
If I could talk to you
What would you want me to say

Don't cry for me
Don't say a word for me
Jus sit down and say that was my friend
He lived and he would want me to live

Promise me you won't cry
Promise me you are gonna live
Promise me, you would say a prayer every day
Promise me you would pray for me!

When am gone, please don't cry
When am gone, hold down the fort!
When am gone, laugh at my ridiculousness
When am gone, tell me I lived

Just hold on, am going home!

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Politics › Re: Patience Dame Jonathan- Beautful, Intelligent And Compassionate by Oluwalala(m): 1:19pm On Nov 14, 2014

All this degrees yet she can't construct a single sentence properly worse of all she lacks decorum, it safe to say she passed through the school the school didn't pass her. Why her profile is on front page baffles mi, is this also part of the election propaganda

Politics › Re: 12 Injured, Vehicles Vandalised In APC, PDP Clash by Oluwalala(m): 2:02pm On Nov 07, 2014

This is not news na! If people are atill stupid to fight because of party differences and those who instigated it are high on their mountains fueling the descripancies, then they should continue killing them selves - I believe we all know the Nigerian proverbs that say, them no dey tell craze person say rain dey fall

Christianity Etc › Re: Religion: Exaggerated Truth Or Well-Packaged Lie? by Oluwalala(op): 9:56pm On Nov 03, 2014

I jus think somwhere along the line- we all got it wrong

Christianity Etc › Re: Religion: Exaggerated Truth Or Well-Packaged Lie? by Oluwalala(op): 3:03pm On Nov 03, 2014

urcutecrush:
A well packaged lie

How so?

Christianity Etc › Religion: Exaggerated Truth Or Well-Packaged Lie? by Oluwalala(op): 2:01pm On Nov 03, 2014

The pastor his opinion
The Imam his belief
The priest his doctrine
The flock their prey

If heaven could judge us
Just for a moment
Let earth give account
I tell you, none of us will stand

We don't know what is true anymore
We don't know who to believe
They all interpret God in their ways
Is religion an exaggerated Truth or
A well packaged lie?

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Health › Re: Ask The Eye Doctor Any Problem Concerning The Eyes by Oluwalala(m): 11:35am On Oct 26, 2014

Dr sir!
Wetin be your email addy, maka give u a detailed description of my eye predicament

Romance › Re: Do I Have The Right To Collect My Phone Gift Back From My Ex? by Oluwalala(m): 11:32am On Oct 26, 2014

You are a fool- how can you buy a phone on credit, worse of all, for a girl, don't collect the phone back, let the monthly payment be a constant reminder that you are a fool

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Fashion › Re: SEE 2face Idibia's Amazing Versace Shoe Collection! by Oluwalala(m): 7:44am On Oct 21, 2014

Smh! Wait O
Is it jus two shoes, op is calling collection of Versace shoes - how did this even make front page

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Investment › Re: Which Bank Is The Best To Bank With In Nigeria? by Oluwalala(m): 7:55am On Oct 07, 2014

Enterprise Bank- is the new generation bank, the rave of the moment, superb customer service, direct access to account manager, mobile and internet banking , d list is endless

Christianity Etc › Re: How Do I Revive My Dieing Prayer Life by Oluwalala(op): 1:47pm On Sep 28, 2014

Liveair: How can he PRAY in order to start praying when his problem is praying in the first place?

OP, first, why did you stop praying? Was it 'cos you just lost interest or because you discovered it wasn't working?
Since you stopped, has your life become any worse or better?

Once these questions are answered, you have a solution.

I stopped praying cos I gave priority to petty things and got to busy for God, since I stopped praying my life I won't say has gotten worse , but I can say the worry of not being able to talk to my father (God) is weighing me down

Christianity Etc › Re: How Do I Revive My Dieing Prayer Life by Oluwalala(op): 1:44pm On Sep 28, 2014

EvilBrain1: Learn to deal with your problems yourself and stop looking for magical solutions.

Am not looking for magical solutions, am only asking for guidance from those who have been in my shoes.

Business › Re: Ever Been Disappointed By An ATM Machine? Share Your Experiences by Oluwalala(m): 1:35pm On Sep 28, 2014

Open an enterprise bank account, and never suffer such fate! The enterprise Master card is the best in Nigeria

Christianity Etc › How Do I Revive My Dieing Prayer Life by Oluwalala(op): 6:24am On Sep 28, 2014

The greatest problem any one can have is not admitting to having a problem.
I have a big problem, my prayer life use to be top notch, I mean I could pray and the host of heaven would listen, but of late, I notice my prayer life dwindling , sometimes I even forget to pray. How do I revive my prayer life, there's nothing more dangerous to the agents of hell, than a christain that prays

Sports › Re: Samuel Okwaraji - An Unsung Hero by Oluwalala(m): 3:41pm On Aug 12, 2014

Why do Nigerians always resort to begging,when their loved ones die. It's disappointing that such beautiful write up and inspiring life of Sam, is ruined by the follow act of his relatives,it is not the responsibility of the government to take care of u, after u loose ur bread winner, if they promise to do so and fail. That shouldn't b a basis for discussion

Culture › Re: Does Education Really Make People Act Civilized? by Oluwalala(m): 10:21am On Jul 04, 2014

Usually education is supposed to bring civility , but the reverse is the case, often times Nigerians most especially pass through schl but schl don't pass through them

Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Oluwalala(m): 6:45pm On Jan 08, 2014

njuwo: A lady wanted a house boy, she went over
to
Ofego who then brought his younger
brother Akpos for the job.
"What is so special about dis boy?" asked de
lady."he
is sharp" replied Ofego. Then the lady asked
Akpos " how do i look?" Akpos replied " you
look
like a prostitute". The lady was very furious,
then turned to Ofego and said " i can't take
such a rude boy". Ofego
pleaded with her to wait on a little, he took
Akpos to
de back of the house and dipped him inside
a
bucket of water, when he brought him out
he said
to him "insult that lady one more time and i
will
dip u inside a bucket of water again". He
took
Akpos back to the lady and said " please
ma'am ask
him another question;
Lady: If i come home with a man, who is he?
Akpos: Your husband.
Lady: 2 men?
Akpos: Your husband and his brother.
Lady: 3 men?
Akpos: Your husband, his brother and your
brother.
Lady: 4 men?
Akpos: Bros Ofego get the Bleep'n bucket of
water, i
already told u, she is a PROSTITUTE!!!!!

others are making effort and trying to be creative,see the rubbish you now posted here! Its people like you that don't let nigeria progress, copy cat

Phones › Re: Nigerian Twitter Users (Tweeps) Thread - Let's Follow Each Other by Oluwalala(m): 7:42am On Jan 02, 2014

The handles are much oh! Follow mi and I follo back @Oluwalala

Literature › Re: Meant To Be by Oluwalala(m): 1:04pm On Dec 31, 2013

This steph wld not kill me, my heart is already pounding on what happen next @ the lagoon front! Mayb I shld wait and read every 3days so she wld have update like 3 chapters.this suspense is too much for one person

Literature › Re: Meant To Be by Oluwalala(m): 6:29pm On Dec 30, 2013

Step! Nice piece! I didn't see the chuks saga coming! I love how you inter wove all the characters lives! Am very very impressed! U jus myt be the nnext chiamanda

Literature › Re: License 2 Kill by Oluwalala(m): 3:34pm On Dec 29, 2013

Nice write up! Makes me feel like am reading a sidney sheldon! The way u juxaposed words and combine sequence of scenes leaves one spell bound! If u did infact write this! I beg you to take up writing as a profession and if this is plaigerism, sir pls what book is this and who is the author

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Literature › Re: Meant To Be by Oluwalala(m): 9:14am On Dec 26, 2013

Captivating story I must say! One begin to wonder how this medical/pharmacist dudes/chicks manage to combine literature and science

Travel › Re: Flashmob At MMA2, Lagos Domestic Airport (video) by Oluwalala(m): 9:32pm On Dec 20, 2013

Nigerians can't watch something in silence! The guy that took the video jus kept irritating the sound with his exclamations

Literature › Re: The Adventure Of Corper John by Oluwalala(m): 8:13am On Dec 17, 2013

Hmmm! Find them what?

Literature › Re: MY Police Life (short Story By Faithful Don) by Oluwalala(m): 4:53pm On Dec 10, 2013

Nice ! More

Christianity Etc › Catholics Arguement! For Praying Through Arguement by Oluwalala(op): 10:24am On Nov 24, 2013

God the Son (Jesus) him Self , said boldy that we should pray to God the Father, hence the prayer Our Father who art in heaven........God the Son doesn't have the Authority to Answer prayers, Neither Does God the Only Spirit , Only God the father has that power! So there Fore if we are all Sons and daughters of God the father, why then do we need Mary to take our prayers to God (our father)

Travel › Re: Aero Airline Keeps Passengers Stranded In Abuja by Oluwalala(m): 3:41pm On Nov 10, 2013

werepeLeri: eediots will start blaming it on Stella

Focus on the problem that passengers where made to go through hardship by an airline without any form of compensation or apology, instead of dragging issues! If stella did her job and ensured strict compliance of air regulation rules, instead of buying bullet proof cars,mayb it would have been better

TV/Movies › Re: Gulder Ultimate Search Vs Big Brother Africa. by Oluwalala(m): 9:26pm On Oct 25, 2013

stan4b: I ll take Gulder ultimate search,cos Big Brother Africa is not something I can allow my child to watch.
I actually made first to comment,wit more Dan 10 likes. This is worth celebrating.

The question isn't which one is child friendly! The question is which is more interesting!!! Read and understand

Romance › Re: I’m Pregnant For My Cousin Again, After 2 Abortions by Oluwalala(m): 11:27am On Oct 12, 2013

My dear abort that preganacy! There's no need bringing a child into the world to suffer! The stigma of incest. If u don't abort it now,its more or less postphoning the evil day! Cos if that child don't diie from abortion,he wld die from stigma!- if u die during the abortion! That's the consequences of ur stupidity,

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