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Education / Re: 10 Common Mistakes And Confusing Words In English by Oluwaxhango(m): 3:53pm On May 24, 2016
9ja we rock
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Lolz

Romance / Re: 7 Reasons Why Shy Guys Find It Difficult To Approach A Lady by Oluwaxhango(m): 3:49pm On May 24, 2016
AngelAhnie:
grin grin


He kept asking me same question for like hundred times.. So he did that cox he's shy, good to know grin

Guy: Angel, what is your real name?

me: my name is Ann

Guy: Oh, Ann that's a nice name.

After few minutes of talking about how he can't cook and all that. He asked same questiongringrin

Angel what's your real name and I answered you've asked this same question for like 100 timesgringrin

Shy guys are very funnygrin

If e ask yu jamb 1998 question.. Then yu'll be like 'wa fi mi see jamb question (I no b Yoruba)'
But e kept repeating questions like prof wey high n yu are saying he's shy and funny..
Why shall him not shy..?




Celebrities / Re: Olamide Share Hilarious Selfies With Popular Nollywood Actress by Oluwaxhango(m): 3:39pm On May 24, 2016
Afrok:
Jeez shocked it's either the wedding took place in the Sun or those ladies were simply competing with the Sun for the brightest.
Abii no be the same Moji Olaiya wey I dey watch back then? cheesy I no wan sound tribalistic but these people are really trying too hard these days to look fair undecided
Dunno why they trying hard to be fair..
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Life itself ain't fair abi e no get money buy bleaching cream?
Education / Re: 10 Common Mistakes And Confusing Words In English by Oluwaxhango(m): 3:34pm On May 24, 2016
Nature129:


I'm is the short form I am. It is used to start a "sentence." Eg, I'm a boy meaning I am a boy.

BUT Am is used to start a "question." Eg, Am I your mate?
Is 'ama' correct, in a way like 'ama big boy' n 'I'm a big boy'
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N watcha and ain't..
Thnks..
Romance / Re: My Pre-wedding Photos by Oluwaxhango(m): 3:16pm On May 24, 2016
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Where are mi graphics designers come take my pishure design 'girlfriend wanted apply within'...
#NAIRALAND..
Education / Re: 10 Common Mistakes And Confusing Words In English by Oluwaxhango(m): 3:08pm On May 24, 2016
lekjons:
op, these ones're simple na..

i think you should start with "I'M" and "AM"..

the way people use them disgusts me..gringrin
Give us an example pls..
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Oluwaxhango(m): 1:14pm On May 24, 2016
Let's try pidgin flows...
Any wAffarian here.. "AREA"

SPIT FLOWS slowpoke DEY COMPLAIN,
JUST ARRIVE GH BRO I NO USE PLANE..
NA ONLY WAFFI DEM DEY USE SCISSORS DEY CUT GLASS,
BOYS RUDE WE DEY SEE FOR NITE WITH SUNGLASS..
SAY NA CONDOM DEY MY HAND NO BE BANGLE,
LIKE USE FOR UR SISTER IF YU NO MIND O..
FLOWS COVER D HEAD BROS NO B CAP,
STUPID LIKE POLICE WEY DY PLAY WARSTART..
GUESS ITS TIME TO INTRO'JUICE MYSELF,
I B THAT PULPY ORANGE GAT NO SUGAR SEF..

Instead of pray we rap For the money to come
Change the quote in the bible to rap and pray
May the streets ever forgive the things we've done
We just trynna make our hustle pay

Even in churches dey hide the truth
Overflow doesn't mehn I speak d truth
They now try to prove n relate the book
To their evil deeds damn dah shit is rude

#OVERFLOW

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Oluwaxhango(m): 12:53pm On May 24, 2016
What's this thread all about...
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I don't any punchline flowing in..
Quote and drop some lemme see real talent..

Overflow was here..
Music/Radio / Re: A TobeNanaa, Nairalander's Single Trending On Twitter (picture) by Oluwaxhango(m): 12:03pm On May 24, 2016
Big up yu bro..
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SARS >< DJ MAPHORISA..
That's wicked..

Overflow was here.

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Education / Re: 16 Strange Things Banned Around The World. by Oluwaxhango(m): 4:41am On May 24, 2016
lanicky:
5) To halt the spread of swine flu in 2009, the mayor of Coulaines, a small French town, banned spitting

Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Oluwaxhango(m): 4:19am On May 24, 2016
Guys when it's our turn.... Pls don't go about designing logos......


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Crime / Re: Lady Stripped Unclad In Warri For Stealing Tecno Boom J8 (photos) by Oluwaxhango(m): 2:54am On May 24, 2016
omotroyz:
dis is rubbish. if the thief was a guy he would have been burnt alive, despite all pleading. but since its a gal, she was strlpped. fucck all these waffarians.
It's for a good cause... At least this will make dem thieves to be more careful around dat area..
Just saying...
Celebrities / Re: Ashley Coco's Outfits For Her Traditional Wedding by Oluwaxhango(m): 2:28am On May 24, 2016
gebhota:
and this made front page
I thought I was the only one seeing it..
NYSC / Re: My Experience As A Corp Member In Benue State. by Oluwaxhango(m): 4:07pm On May 23, 2016
Leriebloom:


Yes, I forgot to add the fact that makurdi is unnecessarily hot.
yu actually did
Education / Re: UNIOSUN Best Student Got Mug As Gift (photo) by Oluwaxhango(m): 4:02pm On May 22, 2016
I viewed the thread to see the brand of car they got him...
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MUG?
To remind him d amount of coffee he took to stay awake to read or wah??
Celebrities / Re: Timaya Takes A Selfie With Comedian Emmanuela by Oluwaxhango(m): 2:56pm On May 22, 2016
Yes we serve pigs.. We even serve pple worse dan pigs...
Infact all our customers are pigs..

Lol.. She good.
Celebrities / Re: Timaya Takes A Trip To Warri By Road As Airlines Complained Of Weather by Oluwaxhango(m): 2:49pm On May 22, 2016
Aitee1:



You don't have to abuse him he already said he gave up on education when he scored 17 in Jamb



so what did yu just do?? Compliment?
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye & Okorocha Look Alike by Oluwaxhango(m): 1:05pm On May 21, 2016
kossyablaze:
I dey ur back jor. Call am... No shaking. Na we get am
Gerrara hia mehn shiid... Y yu nor dy im front??
Romance / Re: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by Oluwaxhango(m): 6:15pm On May 20, 2016
Me: Hey my love
Titi: Who is ur love??

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