₦airaland Forum

Bowwow11:
Senate president Bonaventure David mark I love his leadership style in the senate.

favor914:
his wife has already warned the sentimental losers should leave her husband alone o.

christejames:
Just like Nigerians will wash him and his goons away in 2027

adenigga:
https://punchng.com/Killings-Ex-sport-minister-others-want-gun-approval-for-citizens

TimeManager:
Elrufai still dey collect home and away..



-Kiss the truth!

ogaemma:
The dancing governor is a 2 face man.
In the morning he is a Muslim,
In the night he is a Christian.
Do not bet for him.
He is already an APC member in spirit.
His own will be easy.
He will just dance and join them.

Freshtruth:
Chai what kind of ridicule is this Atiku vice presidential candidate 2023 Ifeanyi okowa done join Apc chai . Tinubu we carry Yansh for u


Atiku see your life 2023 was south turn but u hajack the PDP presidential ticket from obi and wike now every body done leave the party for u to shop Oga shop the PDP oloshi

sogodihno:
Okowa too has decamped, stabbing Atiku at the back

etokhana:
https://x.com/DailyPostNGR/status/1914640778191655364?t=cM1oXYTrY2POKDDQTzpSMA&s=1[/quote]Hope Messiah Buhari is excluded?

Finquas:
Cardinal Arinze is the next Pope

nedekid:
Burna will not stain his brand by associating with this fellow.
Anyway hope burna will not regret gifting this fellow 20 Milla, cos next thing is to drag him for not responding.

SoftSport:
but let’s be real, suffering didn’t start with Tinubu, and at least the guy is trying to clean up the mess.

blaise26abj:
You are supporting nonsense sir . Jail term for under 18? Are we officially moving mad in this country? They are not sanitizing the thieves stealing our commonwealth by jailing them for 100 years . Whoever is sponsoring this bill and all its supporters should be jailed for 1 week for this nonsense .

ceejayluv:
This law is long overdue. The reason it's not getting the support of the masses is because the average Nigerian has been swimming in and graduated from malpractices. People That DON'T engage in malpractices are in the minority. In My opinion, that's the cradle of corruption that is taking us backwards.

ChiefOloye:
He defied the Nigerian Police and went ahead with durbar

Yamleg:
What can I use to dissolve my yamleg?

ChizzyBuna:
I swear if i was Akpabio i for don send this b**tch on exile

Akpabio is too soft of a MAN!!
He need to learn wickedness from wike

PigTormentor:
True market economics at work.

This is the way a real economy is supposed to work. No fixing of prices, allow market forces to compete for the customers.

They want to govt to fix prices so that they can make as much money as possible.
No, the government should stay out of this business and allow true competition. If you can't compete, get out of the business.

seramfila:
Very soon northern Nigeria will learn this

ohosi4real:
All this Iran ladies Dem dey fine.
See how dis one fine. Fine girl

MrNipplesLover:
The gathering of old pussies...

Tinubu should do the same so that they can bomb all of dem together...

blaise26abj:
If he wasn’t there , then something really happened to him. Something serious . By the way , Special Media spokesperson is just a fancy title for official liars

That man should be calming down . I hope it is not stroke . Revoking land , massive developments in abuja, fighting Fubara , fighting Atiku . He should really calm down. It is not all fights you fight .

plumcomm:
Make this olosho senator go Sidon for one place joor,everybody is biased cos they are not in your favor

AmazingGenius:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2025/03/14/eat-the-party-i-should-have-been-expelled-el-rufai-mocks-apc-leadership/

PeaceGord:
Tinubu is an idiot

Heavens1stson:
Doyin Okupe took his last breath, and at that very moment, his spirit wrenched itself free from his mortal shell. He felt weightless, yet burdened. He rose above his lifeless body, gazing down at the husk he once inhabited. Then, a force, unseen, swept him into the great beyond.

He soared through a corridor of blinding light, his soul trembling as he approached the Silver City. The city shimmered like molten stars, its walls made of celestial glass that reflected eternity itself. Rivers of liquid silver flowed beneath golden bridges, and the sky above was neither day nor night. It was something else entirely, a realm untouched by time. At its center stood the Throne of Judgment, a seat so pure it seemed woven from light itself. And there, upon the throne, sat Jesus Christ.


Okupe fell to his knees before him.

"Doyin Okupe," Jesus' voice boomed, shaking the very foundations of the Silver City. "You have arrived for judgment. Let us examine your works."

Okupe's past unfurled before him. His time as a mouthpiece for the powerful, his defenses of injustice, his feasts at the table of oppressors while the masses he claimed to serve starved. And then, like a dagger to the heavens, his greatest sin appeared:

The day he likened Tinubu to Jesus Christ.


Jesus' eyes darkened. The temperature in the city dropped, and a holy silence filled the air. The angels, who had been singing praises, stopped. Even Gabriel turned his gaze away.


"You likened Tinubu to me?" Jesus' voice carried the weight of divine fury. "The same Tinubu who unleashed suffering upon my people? The same Tinubu whose reign led some to take their own lives, forsaking the destinies I ordained for them?"

Okupe trembled. His lips quivered, but he could not speak.

Jesus leaned forward. His dazzling white robe swayed, and for the first time, he revealed his teeth - brighter than the whitest snow, untouched by the stains of iniquity.

"Look at my teeth, Okupe."

Okupe looked.

"Now tell me, are Tinubu's teeth even close?"

Okupe's mouth went dry. He remembered the set of brown, weary, battle-hardened teeth he had seen on Tinubu during campaign speeches. He dared not lie before the King of Kings.

"N-no, my Lord," Okupe stammered.

Jesus' voice thundered again. "Has Reno Omokri ever called me a drug lord?"

Okupe's spirit shrank. "No, my Lord."

"Then why, Okupe? Why the wicked comparison? I abandoned my divinity to suffer and die for mankind. What did Tinubu abandon? His bags of agbado?"

The angels gasped. Even Azazel, the chief tormentor of the damned, smirked from the shadows.

Okupe clutched his agbado sacks tightly. He thought perhaps he could plead for mercy, bargain with the Lord himself. "I...I am sorry, Lord! I was deceived! I..."

Jesus raised a hand, silencing him instantly. "No need for apologies, Okupe. Your reward is already in your hands." He gestured to the sacks of corn Okupe carried, each one a symbol of his earthly loyalty. "Tinubu has paid you in full."

Jesus then turned to Azazel. "Take him to the place where the fire never dies."

Okupe gasped. "No, Lord! Mercy!"

Jesus’ face remained unmoved. "There, there is enough fire to roast the corn. Perhaps it will remind you of the price of false worship."

Then, he was gone.

And in the Silver City, the angels resumed their songs. Justice had been served.