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LiteratureRe: Chronicles Of Temy (my Life On Campus) by omelly(m): 12:42pm On Jan 17, 2018
Bad guy, nice one
LiteratureRe: Chronicles Of Temy (my Life On Campus) by omelly(m): 7:32pm On Dec 31, 2017
thank God he's back grin grin grin grin
LiteratureRe: Chronicles Of Temy (my Life On Campus) by omelly(m): 9:08am On Dec 27, 2017
grin grin grin we dey wait, post more na
YungTemy:
Lol.. Prof prof grin grin cheesy, I still gist about prof o.. Real matterz
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LiteratureRe: Chronicles Of Temy (my Life On Campus) by omelly(m): 12:27am On Dec 20, 2017
following, i be don wait tire, hope say my name dey book of life here grin grin grin, only ISD go understand grin grin
YungTemy:
I sight my boss... omelly. Greetings
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LiteratureRe: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by omelly(m): 8:41pm On Dec 19, 2017
hahahahah, SHUT THE DOOR, post more na
YungTemy:
I no mention any lecturer real name o lmao... Abeg o. I never collect my results yet o. grin
LiteratureRe: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by omelly(m): 4:11pm On Dec 06, 2017
Na Emordi you dey talk about so, very strict man, he no mention DELETE his from book of life grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
YungTemy:
That very evening after Lectures, my friends came over to my hostel to relax after a long day at school. Lectures had become more intensed as our Head Of Department (HOD) had tightened our lecture timetable. We began to have classes by 6:30 in the morning and sometimes close for the day around 5 or maybe 6 in the evening.
I can still recall that very day, while Doc. Esosa was lecturing us on ''introduction to International relations 11'' something strange or lemme put it this way, something crazy happened in class...
Doc.Esosa was notably know as a very strict lecturer, he was a no nonsense man. Although he was very funny when he talks but when it comes to a thorough business like teaching, he took it quiet seriously.
''I'm a very friendly person'' he'd say ''I'm very jovial, I smile alot but don't take me for a fool. If you take me for a fool, I will eat you up like a food. I love to teach in a quiet, and a peaceful environment. I must not hear any phone ring in my class, not even a pin drop''.
Doc. Esosa should be in early 60's, about 5'7 feet tall. he was always on jeans and long sleeves as if he was still in his youth. He had few grey hair on his head and beards. His classes kick starts around 3pm and ends around 5pm. Whoever comes after 3, the person wouldn't be allowed to enter into his class, but thankfully I wasn't late so I sat the middle of the lecture hall where I could see and hear the lecturer clearly.
''close both doors, no one should enter into my class.. It's 3:03pm. At least I have tried'' Doc.Esosa said putting on his glasses. ''Those who aren't in my class today won't enter into my book of life. Let the lecture begin''.
Mayson sat beside me, but looking around geographically, I couldn't notice the presence of Thompson.
Me: Mayson afa. Where Thompson say?... You sure say Thompson enter this class so. Thompson don dey miss lectures too much now a days.
Mayson: Thompson dey o. Not quiet long we go track one babe like that for English department. We enter class together. He go dey back dey chill.
I turned back to observe if Thompson was really in class, and lo and behold, Thompson was waving at me from behind to signify his presence.
Me: I don see am. I be think say he don run go house.
Mayson: he dear not. Doc. Esosa no dey use attendance play o. After God, Jesus, Holy spirit, my papa and mama, na Doc.Esosa I fear pass o. No be lie.
Me: True talk. No be lie.
After about an hour of rigorous teaching, I began to hear strange vibrating sounds. It grew louder and louder. It became more and more intensed.
Mayson: who be that wey get phone for class na. Doc. Esosa go vex o.
Me: I just tire o. Na person phone dey sound like generator wey don pass him life span.
Mayson: e go be chinko phone o. All this yeye Chinese phone... Nonsense
There was murmuring amongst all the students in class, as the entire class was about to explode with small side talks amongst themselves.
Doc Esosa: whose phone is vibrating in my class. Who is that?... What nonsense.
The vibrating noise didn't stop, we than decided to trace the sound, only to find out that it was coming from the back sit. Thompson sit to be precise. Thompson laid his head on the table snoring loudly.
Me: Thompson don Bleep up o. Which kind guy be this one. Thompson don fall my hand o. I swear,
The class all gazed at Thompson, as his sit partner tapped him to wake. Thompson woke up immediately. He took his pen from his pocket and began to write on his book. He cleaned the saliva that was resting at the side of his mouth with the back of his hand, and he kept concentrating on whatever he thought he was doing.
Doc.Esosa: boy. what do you think you are doing?... Young man where did I stop in my teaching?
Thompson: sir..
Doc.Esosa: don't sir me... What did I just say.
Thompson: Tramadol?
Doc.Esosa: you said?
Thompson: sir.
Doc.Esosa: class, is this boy okay?... Is he my student?... Where's the class rep?
The class rep stood up from his sit, and as usual he was putting on his over sized blue suit and a very long fat silver tie enough to pull a mans destiny down.
Class rep: he is our course mate sir
Doc.Esosa: are you sure?
Class rep: yes sir.
Doc.Esosa: is that how you make loud noises when you sleep?... And you don't sleep when lecture is going. Class Rep... Should I remove his name from my book of lie?
Class rep: have mercy on him sir.
Doc.Esosa: Thank your stars. But for today attendance, count yourself out. I will cancel your name myself.
Doc.Esosa brought out his attendance book aka book of life and cancelled Thompson name.
Me: Thank God for our Jehovah witness class rep. Doc.Esosa for finish Thompson carrier.
Mayson: I been give Thompson tramadol o. Na wetin dey Bleep am up be that.
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LiteratureRe: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by omelly(m): 9:50am On Dec 06, 2017
lol, i graduated from there 2016, History and international studies
YungTemy:
I get you. I study @ one of the most notorious schools in Nigeria. Ambrose alli university. In finals already. Pidgin is the trend over there but I will try to limit it. And I will mention you in my next post.
Thank. Preciate
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LiteratureRe: ASUU Strike: A Trip From Ekpoma To Benin by omelly(m): 10:03pm On Oct 05, 2017
pure heart hostel, ORIAFO STREET
wh33z:
abeg ...aau students quote me lets linkup in school grin
EducationRe: Which Nigeria University Would You Advice Even Your Enemy Not To Go To And Why? by omelly(m): 11:50am On Jun 12, 2017
Kylekent59:
Oga no be lie I dey lie according to comments
EducationRe: Which Nigeria University Would You Advice Even Your Enemy Not To Go To And Why? by omelly(m): 11:40am On Jun 12, 2017
baba na lie u lie for AUU, i gradated from there
Kylekent59:
Schools that are topping the list so far according to comments are;


1. LAUTECH(striking thunder)
2. AAU( bad gangs)
3. UNIABUJA( time wasting)
4. LASU( outside study)
5. MADDONA(over religious and dirty environment,absence of right)
6. TASU( scam)
7. IMSU(un seriousness and soughting)
8. ESUT(extortion)
But if you ask me at all I will say EKPOMA and ABRAKA
Dnt go and die there ooooo.

Imagine say as u dey enter u dey belong immediately.
EducationRe: Which Nigeria University Would You Advice Even Your Enemy Not To Go To And Why? by omelly(m): 9:45am On Jun 12, 2017
the level of cultism in AAU is now less, na yahoo yahoo be new cult for there trust me
PHILUX20:
AAU EKPOMA...ONE OF THE MOST RUGGED UNIVERSITY IN AFRICA. CULTISM AND KILLINGS IN AAU EKPOMA.
EducationRe: I Need Advice Please by omelly(op): 11:16pm On May 23, 2017
thank you so so much
amadiwati:
Next year, you reapply
Nairaland GeneralAdvice Please by omelly(op): 11:14pm On May 23, 2017
Good evening everyone, please i need advice from you all i graduated August last year but after my graduation i travel to malaysia to do one or 2 things, soji guys go understand but now my school result is out senate have approved it already i even check NYSC website my name is there, but i dont want to serve this year, i want to serve next year November thats when i will come to Nigeria, please guys i want to know if there would be any problem because i didn't go with my set, please i need your advice
NYSCI Need Advice Please by omelly(op): 11:08pm On May 23, 2017
Good evening everyone, please i need advice from you all i graduated August last year but after my graduation i travel to malaysia to do one or 2 things, soji guys go understand but now my school result is out senate have approved it already i even check NYSC website my name is there, but i dont want to serve this year, i want to serve next year November thats when i will come to Nigeria, please guys i want to know if there would be any problem because i didn't go with my set, please i need your advice
EducationI Need Advice Please by omelly(op): 11:02pm On May 23, 2017
Good evening everyone, please i need advice from you all i graduated August last year but after my graduation i travel to malaysia to do one or 2 things, soji guys go understand but now my school result is out senate have approved it already i even check NYSC website my name is there, but i dont want to serve this year, i want to serve next year November thats when i will come to Nigeria, please guys i want to know if there would be any problem because i didn't go with my set, please i need your advice
RomanceRe: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by omelly(m): 10:08pm On May 08, 2017
or unripe mango in ur compound, one dey u must eat it grin grin
imrany20:
1.He is just my friend- At a point in time, there is always one particular male friend she has. They talk almost about everything. He gets the most of her attention. Even if there is more to it, she wouldn't ever let you know the deal.
I'm a victim of this, I don't truly believe in opposite sex friendship,nothing good can come out of it. Having a female as ur best friend is like having a chicken as ur pet u must eat it 1day
RomanceRe: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by omelly(m): 8:49pm On May 08, 2017
i was raped before, most girls have that format grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Couple Who Met On The Day Efe Won BBNaija Wed (Photos) by omelly(m): 3:49pm On May 08, 2017
i smell something, guess what LIES
doyinbaby:
serious
CelebritiesRe: Couple Who Met On The Day Efe Won BBNaija Wed (Photos) by omelly(m): 3:32pm On May 08, 2017
na ur rush? huh huh
tjark1:
What's the rush?
NYSCRe: Taraba State: The Worst Place To Serve (NYSC) by omelly(m): 8:42pm On May 04, 2017
Apostle must hear of this grin grin grin
adaksbullet:
Am do mine copper service their too angry angry angry angry


They are no no how too taked good care off ppl down hear angry angry angry angry angry


Am only used mine ear too ear alawi, am no seen it collet angry angry angry angry


Am tanked God that am serve finish today!!! No sense state too serve!! angry angry



Mtcheeeeeeeeee angry angry angry
EducationRe: Hardest Course(s) You Did In School As An Undergraduate. by omelly(m): 9:17am On Apr 29, 2017
rotexteymie:
Still an undergraduate tho.. His127.. . Archeology sad shocked
history student spotted,
CelebritiesRe: Have Adekunle Gold & Olamide Parted Ways? (see Details) by omelly(m): 11:36am On Apr 23, 2017
shut up, why better label no sign am wen e dey street?
LaDolceVida:
He should move to a better label where they don't sing just trash
Jokes EtcRe: Unbelievable Pre-wedding Picture - PHOTO by omelly(m): 9:43am On Apr 23, 2017
lol, the man is pointing to his grave
BininEmpire:
he's showing her the future
NYSCRe: 11 Things You Must Know Before NYSC Registration by omelly(m): 12:44am On Apr 20, 2017
thanks , anywere you are if i come we club together grin shocked shocked shocked
Olutoladan:
Don't rush yourself! Enjoy your Malaysia. Just come and register with any batch you are ready to go with! For more info check [url]Corpersforum.com[/url]
NYSCRe: 11 Things You Must Know Before NYSC Registration by omelly(m): 12:08am On Apr 20, 2017
someone should please help me out with this question, i graduated last year but currently in malaysia but senate uploaded my name on the nysc website i check it yesterday but i dont want to serve this year i hope i can do it anytime, guys please advise me what to do
NYSCRe: 11 Things You Must Know Before NYSC Registration by omelly(m): 11:57pm On Apr 19, 2017
lol, AAU student like me spotted grin grin what dept did you graduate from?
engrpheleeks:
Lol. what happened?
NYSCRe: 11 Things You Must Know Before NYSC Registration by omelly(m): 11:43pm On Apr 19, 2017
someone should please help me out with this question, i graduated last year but currently in malaysia but senate uploaded my name on the nysc website i check it yesterday but i dont want to serve this year i hope i can do it anytime, guys please advise me what to do
corpersforum:
NYSC registration starts tomorrow 20th April 2017. So let me inform you about some important things...

Information is a powerful one. In other for you to be informed, I am presenting 11 things you Must Know Before NYSC registration.

1. U must have a functional email or gmail. DO NOT make use of d cyber cafe man email. If u don't have create a new 1. It's simple and easy to create. A gmail is better... You can indicate below a that I can create 1 for you in case you don't know how.

2. Make sure you Register with your active phone number. DO NOT also use the cyber man's phone number.
As times goes on, you will getting text messages from NYSC management. Important message you don't want to miss. So your active phone number will be a life saver.

3. After registration, keep checking your mail. A URL address would be sent directly to your mail. That address will redirect you to an NYSC website where you can print ur green card.
Do not miss that.

4. You will pay #3,000 preferably online with your debit cart (mastercard or verve not visa). It is mandatory if you want to print the letter online. But you can go back to your institution to collect for free.

5. You must do your Biometric verification by yourself. Somebody cannot do it for you. Make sure you complete the process. It is very important. Don't allow anyone to do it for you. If your thumb I not showing, don't tell a guy beside you to quickly do it for you. Do it by yourself.

5. The 3 official NYSC websites are:
portal.nysc.gov.ng
nysc.org.ng
portal.nysc.org.ng

6. Four states will be chosen from 4 geopolitical zones. Note: u will not be posted to your state of origin and state you graduated from.

7. In d camp, u will need d following 4 clearance letter, call-up letter (original), school ID, medical fitness paper from a government hospital and original statement of result. Do not laminate.

8. You print your call up letters from your mails. Make sure you change your password after printing so that the cyber man wont go to your mail without your consent.

You can even print on your phone, so to a flash drive and print it. With a Colored Printer.

9. Your Green Card and Call Up Letter should be printed with colored printer and not black and white printer.

10. Do your registration by yourself or be actively present when doing it. Some information would be collected via the form that you can't just leave for someone to guess for you.

11. Do not forget to REGISTER and tell your friends about Corpers forum. And also share your camp experiences on this platform

Though you will still have the opportunity to edit few things later. But it's just better you fill in this information by yourself.

Use to reply reply reply ask anything below and we will make all effort to answer your questions.

Thank you for reading 10 things you Must Know Before NYSC Registration

Remember share

[Source: http://www.corpersforum.com/nysc-library/11-things-you-must-know-before-nysc-registration/]
NYSCRe: 11 Things You Must Know Before NYSC Registration by omelly(m): 11:43pm On Apr 19, 2017
corpersforum:
someone should please help me out with this question, i graduated last year but currently in malaysia but senate uploaded my name on the nysc website i check it yesterday but i dont want to serve this year i hope i can do it anytime, guys please advise me what to do













NYSC registration starts tomorrow 20th April 2017. So let me inform you about some important things...

Information is a powerful one. In other for you to be informed, I am presenting 11 things you Must Know Before NYSC registration.

1. U must have a functional email or gmail. DO NOT make use of d cyber cafe man email. If u don't have create a new 1. It's simple and easy to create. A gmail is better... You can indicate below a that I can create 1 for you in case you don't know how.

2. Make sure you Register with your active phone number. DO NOT also use the cyber man's phone number.
As times goes on, you will getting text messages from NYSC management. Important message you don't want to miss. So your active phone number will be a life saver.

3. After registration, keep checking your mail. A URL address would be sent directly to your mail. That address will redirect you to an NYSC website where you can print ur green card.
Do not miss that.

4. You will pay #3,000 preferably online with your debit cart (mastercard or verve not visa). It is mandatory if you want to print the letter online. But you can go back to your institution to collect for free.

5. You must do your Biometric verification by yourself. Somebody cannot do it for you. Make sure you complete the process. It is very important. Don't allow anyone to do it for you. If your thumb I not showing, don't tell a guy beside you to quickly do it for you. Do it by yourself.

5. The 3 official NYSC websites are:
portal.nysc.gov.ng
nysc.org.ng
portal.nysc.org.ng

6. Four states will be chosen from 4 geopolitical zones. Note: u will not be posted to your state of origin and state you graduated from.

7. In d camp, u will need d following 4 clearance letter, call-up letter (original), school ID, medical fitness paper from a government hospital and original statement of result. Do not laminate.

8. You print your call up letters from your mails. Make sure you change your password after printing so that the cyber man wont go to your mail without your consent.

You can even print on your phone, so to a flash drive and print it. With a Colored Printer.

9. Your Green Card and Call Up Letter should be printed with colored printer and not black and white printer.

10. Do your registration by yourself or be actively present when doing it. Some information would be collected via the form that you can't just leave for someone to guess for you.

11. Do not forget to REGISTER and tell your friends about Corpers forum. And also share your camp experiences on this platform

Though you will still have the opportunity to edit few things later. But it's just better you fill in this information by yourself.

Use to reply reply reply ask anything below and we will make all effort to answer your questions.

Thank you for reading 10 things you Must Know Before NYSC Registration

Remember share

[Source: http://www.corpersforum.com/nysc-library/11-things-you-must-know-before-nysc-registration/]
NYSCRe: 11 Things You Must Know Before NYSC Registration by omelly(m): 11:33pm On Apr 19, 2017
someone should please help me out with this question, i graduated last year but currently in malaysia but senate uploaded my name on the nysc website i check it yesterday but i dont want to serve this year i hope i can do it anytime, guys please advise me what to do
EducationRe: Ambrose Alli University Lecturers Arrested For Cultism, Guns Recovered by omelly(m): 10:28am On Apr 19, 2017
wetin do Edo? undecided undecided
hopsydboi:
Edo!
EventsRe: Best Man Dozing Off At A Wedding Ceremony In Church (Photo) by omelly(m): 11:37am On Apr 17, 2017
because enough drinking and straffing till 5 am so the guy didnt get enough time to sleep grin and he is sleeping in his fathers house
Balobest:
cheesy cool grin How u know d bachelor's eve was lit..... wink
EventsRe: Best Man Dozing Off At A Wedding Ceremony In Church (Photo) by omelly(m): 11:28am On Apr 17, 2017
bossvic:
Best man pictured dozing off in Church at a wedding ceremony. The bachelor’s party must have been so littt

http://trendshood.com/2017/04/%e2%80%8bphoto-best-man-seen-dozing-off-at-a-wedding-ceremony/
bachelors eve was lit

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