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Super1759: This man should go rescue benue from the gulf of HIV,

TRUE TALK.

hey guys, this will interest you all

















A Fulani man was arrested in Lagos, by a group of LASTMA officials for driving on the BRT lane and his car was fined #50,000.
Despite all begging and pleading, the LASTMA officials refused to release the car. "Okay, may i know where you are towing my car to?" the Fulani man asked.
"We re taking it to Alausa" replied one of d LASTMA officials. "Ha-ha-ha-ha" the Fulani bursted into laughter.
All d LASTMA officials were surprised and paid attention to him, wanting to know why
he's laughing. Immediately, the Fulani man brought out his phone began to speak this way "Abu Qaqa, Ina kwana? (Good morning in Hausa) "No sir? "Not less than 30min before it will explode" "The car has been arrested...
"Only 20 out of those new bombs inside the car...
"They are taking the car to the targeted destination...Alausa!
"I am coming back to Yobe alive now. "Thank you sir.
Greet other faithfuls for me. He rounded off his imaginary call. When he looked back, no LASTMAN was in sight. He entered his car and sped off, saying "Shege, dan burouba...

[quote author=clemmonce][/quote]my friend what is the meaning of this nonsense you are displaying here

dedons: Naija don tire me o...abeg where i fit follow go somalia

please ask those boko boys.

President Goodluck Jonathan enters the second week of his controversial pardon set to contend with a flurry of new issues and criticism from many who are trying to make sense of his reasoning for letting off former army Major, Bello Magaji, convicted and sentenced to five years jail term for sodomy, another name for homosexuality, by a military Court [General Court Martial] in 1996.
Mr. Magaji, a former military police officer attached to the Lagos Garrison Command, was convicted for serial homosexual intercourse with four students of the Army Cantonment Boys Secondary School in Ojo Cantonment in Lagos. The teenagers were Mohammed, Joseph, Emmanuel, and Isaac, according to court records obtained by PREMIUM TIMES. We are witholding the surnames names of the victims since they were teenagers at the time of the incident. Download full judgment here.
The documents spoke of how Mr. Magaji intoxicated the young men, all from poor background, with alcohol, making them dizzy and then forcing them to have homosexual intercourse. He would then offer them token financial inducement to meet family obligations.
One of the teenagers recalled that: “He said I shouldn’t worry that I should go and bath. After my bath he gave me N1500.00k and said I should give Oscar N500.00k for bringing me. Then when I came out I gave Oscar N500.00k and it remained N1000.00k. Out of the N1000.00k Oscar collected N100.00k and it remained N900.00k. From the N900.00k, I bought things paid small small credit I was owing and bought school uniform for myself.”
Mr. Bello Magaji whose reasons for making the list remains puzzling, was one of about a dozen convicts that earned President Jonathan’s pardon Tuesday after a Council of State meeting in Abuja along with the president’s disgraced former boss, Mr. DSP Alamieyeseigha, a one-time governor in Bayelsa State where the president served as his deputy.
Mr. Magaji’s pardon, coming at a time that legislative and religious institutions in the country are bracing for a stormy confrontation with the local and international gay and lesbian communities is bound to shock many observers of the Jonathan presidency.
In November 2011, the Nigerian Senate passed a stunning anti-gay legislation which criminalizes homosexuality and gay marriage with a 14-year jail term. Although the move drew sharp international rebuke from both western and American political leaders, the Senate President, Mr. David Mark, in February this year, went ahead to defend the move, promising a delighted conference of Catholic bishops that the senate will lead the fight against homosexuality in the country. Mr. Mark was however at the meeting where Mr.Magagi got his pardon but was not on record to have uttered a voice against the move.

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ypzilanti: Jonathan pardons homosexual rapist, triggering fresh controversy

President Goodluck Jonathan enters the second week of his controversial pardon set to contend with a flurry of new issues and criticism from many who are trying to make sense of his reasoning for letting off former army Major, Bello Magaji, convicted and sentenced to five years jail term for sodomy, another name for homosexuality, by a military Court [General Court Martial] in 1996.
Mr. Magaji, a former military police officer attached to the Lagos Garrison Command, was convicted for serial homosexual intercourse with four students of the Army Cantonment Boys Secondary School in Ojo Cantonment in Lagos. The teenagers were Mohammed, Joseph, Emmanuel, and Isaac, according to court records obtained by PREMIUM TIMES. We are witholding the surnames names of the victims since they were teenagers at the time of the incident. Download full judgment here.
The documents spoke of how Mr. Magaji intoxicated the young men, all from poor background, with alcohol, making them dizzy and then forcing them to have homosexual intercourse. He would then offer them token financial inducement to meet family obligations.
One of the teenagers recalled that: “He said I shouldn’t worry that I should go and bath. After my bath he gave me N1500.00k and said I should give Oscar N500.00k for bringing me. Then when I came out I gave Oscar N500.00k and it remained N1000.00k. Out of the N1000.00k Oscar collected N100.00k and it remained N900.00k. From the N900.00k, I bought things paid small small credit I was owing and bought school uniform for myself.”
Mr. Bello Magaji whose reasons for making the list remains puzzling, was one of about a dozen convicts that earned President Jonathan’s pardon Tuesday after a Council of State meeting in Abuja along with the president’s disgraced former boss, Mr. DSP Alamieyeseigha, a one-time governor in Bayelsa State where the president served as his deputy.
Mr. Magaji’s pardon, coming at a time that legislative and religious institutions in the country are bracing for a stormy confrontation with the local and international gay and lesbian communities is bound to shock many observers of the Jonathan presidency.
In November 2011, the Nigerian Senate passed a stunning anti-gay legislation which criminalizes homosexuality and gay marriage with a 14-year jail term. Although the move drew sharp international rebuke from both western and American political leaders, the Senate President, Mr. David Mark, in February this year, went ahead to defend the move, promising a delighted conference of Catholic bishops that the senate will lead the fight against homosexuality in the country. Mr. Mark was however at the meeting where Mr.Magagi got his pardon but was not on record to have uttered a voice against the move.

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please, is it true that 1person in every 4 people in Benue has HIV & Benue state has been declared the official HIV/AIDS capital of Nigeria.
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Ooh my beloved blood of God.

We, the friends & family members of Anini hereby ask for presidential pardon for our beloved brother & friend.

seanet02: Which kind of nonsense is this?
This is joblessness at its height.
Majority of this Niger-deltans are indeed clueless.

Point of correction Mr. Man, majority of ijaws are clueless, because I am from Delta state & I am sure that the people of Delta State are indeed intellectually balanced & knows what they want.

Space booked, I can't make any comment now because I don't want any problem from my oga at the top that will lead to my suspension & will make proper use of this space when the thread reach maturity stage.

[quote author=A-ZeD]Dude our future leaders are far worse than the present leaders. The earlier you accept it the better for your garri business.[/quote]True talk.

Like my signature has said, 2013 is a year of minding your business & I still don't know why some are pucknosing in other people's business, this is pdp's business & I have learned how to keep my distance.

Your the same retardeen supported the rebels the United States armed & now who is fooling who? ....

Your the same retardeen supported the rebels the United States armed & now who is fooling who? .

Interesting, more facts please.

Useless thread, useless poster & useless commentators.

Alfamann: As has been proven time and time again that the homosexual lesbian community has the lowest rate of infection than any other community. Maybe you should encourage your daughters to try lesbianism.

What are your problems MRS. MAN or what you called yourself?

DJDOLA: i wrote sper.m not fluid

Nor mind all dis moderators, na so dem go dey change watin man-pikin write, if man-pikin vex talk na, dem go ban ahn, I go vex soon go open my own site......... .

careytommy: Obama is destroying the future chances of Black-Americans to aspire to top political positions.

Same way, jonathan has destroyed the future chances of southerners & minorities to aspire to top most political positions.

efelusi: I HOPE HE HAS MADE HIS WILL! DELTA POLITICS NO BE JOKE. REMEMBER SOME YEARS BACK, MY MUM WAS AN EXEC IN OGBORU'S SOUTH SOUTH RAINBOW COILATION. SHE WENT FOR A MEETING IN EFFURUN AND CAME BK BARE FOOT WTOUT HER CAR AND BLOOD STAINS ALL OVER. WE FEAR TO EVEN OPEN THE DOOR FOR HER THINKING THEY WHERE COMING AFTER HER. A MAN THAT WAS SHOT HAD HIS BLOOD SPATTERED OVER HER. THAT WAS THE END OF POLITICS FOR HER.

YOU HAVE SPOKEN WELL, BUT THEN HOW LONG ARE WE GOING TO ALLOW OUR STATE TO BE RULED BY THUGS, KILLERS, CHEATERS, THEFTS, RITUALISTS & THE REST OF THEM. ITS OBVIOUS THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE DIED IN THE TIME PAST & THE TRUTH IS THAT, MORE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE, EVEN WITH OR WITHOUT THE ELECTIONS.
GET YOUR MOTHER TO GO BACK IN THE FIELD AND SUPPORT WHAT SHE THINKS IS RIGHT,



THANK YOU.

Decryptor: What kinna stupid question is that? If the JT no satisfy Annie, dem think say she for open leg again make he score another goal inside?
BTW, i can't wait for Aisha, my "big-ar$ed" new catch to come to my house by 4pm today so that i will use my Penisarux Rex to slam that her hausa punny from behind.

Bad guy's, u go use ur dicktator take teach her something because "she is a LEARNER"

taymeesan: To confirm wat again na?....we all know over potency dey worry am!

Abeg follow Me ask dem, na so dem go take put deir daughter 4 more wahala.

Ain't no woman alive that can take my Mama's place. She only knows how my hearts beats because She was the one I 1st fall in love with.

Super-Mum's.

Interesting, space booked & will be right back to make utmost utilisation of it.

olokfor: Borno state government has declared Friday work-free day for both public and private sector, following the expected visit of PresidentGoodluck Jonathan to the state.


The state government, in a statement signed by the secretary to the state government, Amb.Baba Ahmed Jidda, said the work-free day is to honour the President who is coming to Maiduguri, the Borno state capital for the first time since assuming office as the president .
The President is expected to be in Damaturu, the Yobe state capital on Thursday. Then, he is expected to spend a night in Maiduguri and on Friday to visit some areas as well as meet with Borno elders on the current challenges of insecurity in the state.



Meanwhile, the heavy security presence and restriction of movement in Maiduguri, the Borno state capital, following the visit of Mr. President is beginning to scare many residents.They are seen buying food stuff to keep in theirhomes, in case of any eventuality, as the heavysecurity presence is becoming alarming and scary. The fear has been compounded by the rumour making the rounds that the entire city would be shut down on Friday owing to the President's visit.
The people hope that the visit of Nigeria's number one citizen would not bring bad day forbusiness in the state.


"When the Vice President came, it was a sad day for me. The security has blocked all the roads and there is no business going on. I hope that they would have some human face; because we need to eat and make a living. For them, whether they go to work or not, their food is always there, unlike us who would have to go out everyday to look for what we would eat with our families," a local dweller, Aude Gana, says.

SOURCE- www.informationnaija.com/friday-declared-holiday-in-borno-state-as-jonathan-visits/

I am not surprise at all, after all commercial activities are always shutdown anytime he is in Lagos.

HVILLE: inside dis hot sun,somepeople wan start season3 of bode thief,ok now i dey watch ooo God help dis country

d matter tire me ooooooo bros.

R.I.p to the dead Mr & Mrs. Billionaire & I hope our Billionaire nairalander doesn't have hands in all this because according to him, he said he hate competitors & Nairaland billionairy let me clue u something "these are Signs of end".

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Seriously [b]politics is the worst thing that ever happened to mankind. [i][/i]
[/b]WTF?
Entertainment is the best thing that is holding us today as one people. Let us remove our political mindset and embrace the entertainment industry firmly and you'll see Nigeria going many places.[/color]

I say RELIGION & not politics after all politic is being played in other part of the world but for Africans, hmmm, don't know what to say.

MacDaddy01: https://www.thehomelessgirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Starving-Child-5.jpg

so who is responsible for these children?

Picture of 2 lovely cute twins playing their brains out.

The same was said about Nigerians not knowing how or not involved in suicide mission like blowing themselves up with bombs but today, it has become a normal thing for a Nigerian to rap him or herself up & the next sound u hear is explosion "boom" killing himself & as many people he can take along himself. Since we cope nearly everything from the outside world, it will be only matter of time before we learn "couple suiciding"

ebamma: Who tell u, we nigerians value our life more than anything no matter how hard life be with us, our believe is that one day e go better that's why we no dey commit suicide