₦airaland Forum

Looks credible. Waiting to hear what the DHQ has to say.

But the dude in the first pic doesn't look like a Nigerian though.

egift:
Good. IK, I just have few quick question on President Jonathan:

1. Do Jonathan still believe that stealing a few Billions and Trillions from Nigeria is not an act of Corruption?
2. Are they still Boko Haram members working in his cabinet? When will he start arresting them?
3. Can you tell use the name of the Technology or the Machine Jonathan said will be detecting, monitoring and capturing criminals?
4. And since the President said he will not be putting people in jail, what will the machine do to you if you get caught? (Put you in Hibernation?).
5. Also is it locally made or imported? Emmmmmmmh, Is the Technology in existence or still under research and Development?

I will be waiting for clear answers, thanks. Anyone will answers can chip in - Cheers!

Rotflmao!! Great questions!

SeverusSnape:
We are Transformers .....Not Jonathanians

Why didn't you call your selves Buharists

Or better still, Call us Democrats.

You just told us you guys are robots. That is what transformers are.

If you say "false misinterpretation" I hope you know you are actually saying the interpretation was actually true or right.

This was the same gaffe Jonathan made during the interview with Amanpour when he said "Americans have the means to know the truth, they should filter the truth!. When truth is filtered what do you end up with??

chychyobbi:
I was just going through comments on Buhari's daughter defending her Dad in the ongoing certificate controversy and some comments caught my eyes..lol..Some Nigeria though, they easily see mistake,, see some comments below hehe!

Hawtie! January 26, 2015 at 4:50 pm
SO Buhari’s daughter cannot spell Fourth. So the new spelling is now Forth. That is how little children would be dabbling into affairs that are bigger than them. Before You come out to defend your Father’s honour, please have your PR team run a spell check. If their Children cant spell after all the money they spent schooling them, then what hope is there for our Educational sector. Say no to Almajirism Biko.

Jane Public January 26, 2015 at 5:36 pm
I thought I was the only one that saw that. Forth ke, biko. Daddy no go school, pikin too can’t spell?

Jane Public January 26, 2015 at 5:35 pm
an intelligent person typed fourth as forth. What were you saying again about glass houses. I guess make up, nice clothes and professionally taken photographs, can make one look intelligent. Do you realise how superficial you sound.

sum1special January 26, 2015 at 3:20 pm
Our dear beautiful daughter of Buhari, certificate is one of the qualifications of being an aspiring president of our great country Nigeria…Please just dont talk about it before people finish you..Just respect yourself and remain on the silent lane you have been ok.

What do you think?
http://www.chichinwaafrica.com/2015/01/lol-nigerias-blasts-buharis-daughter.html

You quoted just four comments and said "Nigerians blast". How many comments in total were there in the "blasting" and how many people in total actually "blasted" her for not putting a "u" in the spelling of "fourth"??

Awaiting your reply.

Garrithe1st:
How much did Nwobodo stole? ~ Jonadunce

Stealing is not Corruption ~ Jonadunce

"Prinspal", na only you Waka come? ~Sheepopotamus

Vote for Umblerra ~ Sheepopotamus

Ojukwu is Dead but his Manhood lives~Sheepopotamus

You forgot to add "incoming incumbent governor" by our amiable Mama Peace.

Hmmm. The same way Jonathan said "terrorism happens everywhere in the world and it is Nigeria's time to experience it".

fiverrwin:
Like u have been running it for past 6 years

Exactly!!! Hain, your head dey there! I expected him to add "like I have been running it for the past 6years" to the end of the statement or say something like "I won't run it like a zoo anymore".

Mr Jonathan, your Freedom of Info act isn't worth more than the paper upon which it was typed. If it was worth more than that, we would have known how much you are worth today. Stop thinking us fools mr president.

Which one come be "agendang.com" again All these "mama put" sources wey news come dey emerge from these days sha. Daris goodu oo!

Good one. Everyone should keep their campaign domestic.

sexynabila:
after seeing dis ducumentary.... ai changed my mind....am voting johnatha.... burari is a strong jihadist.... tnk God i saw dis before d election day

Wow!! I'm seeing things!!!

Cc; Barcanista, Donphilopus. What do you guys have to say about this "exposae"? Some ice cream in there.

jingh:
truth or trying to change people mind by painting and daunting buhari image.
GEJ is really desperate.

omenka,berem,ceaseless,barcanista

Not within reach of a personal tv at the moment. What are they saying??

HzRF:
Do u reason before u talk must u bring partisanship into all issue

Jega practically bring PVC to the door step of d northerners
Why can't be applied for d rest

If it was north on d receiving I knw ur story will be different
Let's try and say d ugly truth
This is how they start planning war when they've avoided it
Later they will be shouting peace

What do you mean by "ugly truth"?? Try not to speak "ugly english" when talking to me. I don't understand creole.

Oh this is sad.

CaptainAmerica1:
Pure gold! I couldn't believe it's the same man uttering the trash he does now!
In the video, he said and I quote "APC is more than likely to win and that's what will happen by the Grace of God".

I need a good caption and it's on youtube already.

Lol. Perhaps Obiagelli, Caseless, Gbawe, NgeneUkwenu, Jarus, or Mynd44 could come up with a befitting caption.

Hmmm. Great news and the source is just "love FM".

Okay, here's mine: Jonathan threatens patience with divorce if she doesn't apologise to Amaechi.

Source: Ogboni FM.

parcifal:
I happen to b from the same local government wit Soludo. I can tell u first hand that this man has noting(any developmental project) to boast of during his tenure as CBN governor. No wonder he didn't even win in our local gov. DISGUSTING..

Is it his job to develop your local government?? Was he the local government chairman or the governor?? Do you know anything about the functions of a CBN governor?? Do you know what monetary or fiscal policy is?? Mcheeew.

Too many ignorant kids in here.

CaptainAmerica1:
I just watched it, this man is such a joke! OMG!! This needs to go viral on Nairaland probably be uploaded to youtube with a nice caption.

He's the ultimate disgrace to the Yoruba kingdom.

Lol. The video is pure gold!!! You would hardly believe it is thesame man.

Meanwhile Nigeria has just won the
prestigious award of being designated as the
largest economy in Africa and this has
happened under the watch of President
Goodluck Jonathan and no-one else.

Holy Mackerel!!! Rotflmao!! This has got to be the biggest deception of the century and this was indeed captured in the Soludo piece when he talked about how the issue was discussed between his friends when they were having lunch.

Mr FFK, in case you don't know, we the informed Nigerians know that Nigeria became the largest economy even before your Oga took office. What his predecessors forgot to do was "rabase" which is a mere statistical exercise. . The economic factors that made us overtake SA as the biggest economy witnessed their revival before Jonathan took the oath of office and they include telecoms, entertainment, construction, and foreign remittances.

This dude must think we are all foolish.

Dude has completely lost it. See the way him don relegate Bastard Okupe and Abati.

If you wanna know how stark raving insane this guy has gone and how true Obj's assertion about his personality is, watch this video. Lmao.

https://m.facebook.com/auth.php?api_key=f344cd7bdb7a4331973e73ea22c99ea4&session_key=2c2161609af67c1c024f0d80.0-1000157694&t=1422269149&uid=1000157694&url=https%3A%2F%2Ffbcdn-video-b-a.akamaihd.net%2Fhvideo-ak-xfp1%2Fv%2Ft42.1790-2%2F10942218_10153069222474828_378415265_n.mp4%3Frl%3D468%26vabr%3D260%26oh%3Ddb9720df4f4039f0921afac80338c8ba%26oe%3D54C8ADA3%26__gda__%3D1422437752_95617ef38dd0951daf1eb9d3e7bb47f1&sig=b424b44bdf759ee097f2bde4e58db19a

blackCITIZEN:
Thank God we got this notice by the presidency to postpone the election before now. Why is it that aggreived group are the ones with low PVC distribution rate. If they really need sometime to distribute PVC's let FG declare 3 days of public holidays afteer all shops are always locked to welcome Mr President in most PDP states. Most citizen prefer hustling to giving govt activities their time. Let FG declare public holidays if they take the election seriously and stop their cheap blackmaiks and conspiracy.
#Electionmusthold are we shall vote APC everywherem
Thank you

Exactly. People crying foul like that poster above you are just totally ignorant. They find it very difficult understanding simple English that they don't even know the difference between PVCs distributed and PVCs collected.
Is INEC supposed to force people to go collect their PVCs?? I really don't understand these guys.

Jonathan shouldn't let his desperation get the best of him. He knows he's heading for defeat and has already rolled out plans to get Jega out of the way, and that is one of the purpose of this jaundiced reportage. Jega stays whether Jonathan likes it or not.

Mr President, your people from Otuoke need you more. Go rescue them from eternal hunger and strife. Nigerians have had it with you.

Thank you sir.

LRNZH:
This is opportunity for GEJ and PDP to use state resources to rig without control.

I fear for NE disenfranchisement.

The NE is the last place PDP would attempt putting up fictitious figures. Everyone knows they are the worst hit by this government's ineptitude and incompetence. It is just like you voting a man who rapped your child.

Cute kids...

What happened to his undertaker gown and his hat Did his drycleaner fall ill??

God Bless our incoming president, GMB. And may the Otuoke people bless the outgoing president, Goodlack Jonathan.

Caseless:
This what we've been saying since; if u dont agree with what buhari presented, go to court.
We don't want to hear noise.
Nice move!

Guy's definitely a PDP patsy. Lol. But just like the fictitious party that took APC to court then (an arrangement everyone knew was set up by PDP), alleging that they had first approached INEC to register under thesame acronym, this one would also fall flat!

PDP should stop being such a cowardly party. Come out in the open and present your case in court. Stop using proxies.

poseidon12:
Sounds good, but if he does not say what he would do if he gets in, how else do we know.
And I don't think it will hurt his chances if he explains how he intends to realise a campaign promise.

Bro, Nigerian politics is not like that. People around here easily get swayed by emotions and sentiments. You saw how PDP capitalised on his statement that if he gets elected, he would scrap the Office of the First Lady. Of course that is a cost saving initiative and in addition, it is even an office not recognised by the constitution, yet it gets its own dedicated appropriation in the budget, but then, PDP went to town saying Buhari is anti women and would ensure women are just confined to the kitchen pounding yams for their husbands if he gets elected!! A lot of people bought the argument and hated Buhari for it regardless of the merits in such a policy.

So you see, I know he has the best of intentions for us but some of them are best kept close to his heart and not discussed in public at the moment. Most voters aren't intellectually mature enough to understand the import of some of these things and that is what PDP capitalises on; people's ignorance. In due time, they would come to the fore and implemented, then we would all see the advantages of such policies.

What a shameless bunch of jesters. These guys would definitely own real estates in jails across the country when Buhari is eventually sworn in.

richardomoko:
If u don't know what to write,its better u shut up your mouth _i idiot, y are u bringing religion into political issues again in this country,these are part of what is bringing problem upon the nation

Is this trash directed at the president or me?? Am I the politician who summoned religious leaders to plead for their support??

And here was what this man told the Emir of Kano on his recent visit:

“I will say never in the history of this country
have we faced the kind of very serious
challenges as we are facing now. The whole
politicking had been turned into religion of
ethnic matters and this should not be so
because we see what happens across the
world.

“We are worried because religion has been
brought into it. We made it very clear in 2011,
there was no way religion would be a part in
the election campaigns or even the election itself.

Can we all now see what a hypocrite our dear president is?? Smh.

Jonathan Summons Christian Leaders To Abuja

Facing the prospects of a resounding loss of the
presidency in three weeks, President Goodluck
Jonathan at the weekend summoned Christian
leaders to a meeting on Monday at the National
Ecumenical Centre in Abuja.

Facing the prospects of a resounding loss of
the presidency in three weeks, President
Goodluck Jonathan at the weekend summoned
Christian leaders to a meeting on Monday at the
National Ecumenical Centre in Abuja.

At the event, which comes after several of the
Christian leaders publicly turned their backs on
his campaign, sources say Jonathan will ask
them what he can do differently to earn their
support.

A series of reports from the field reportedly
shows that Vice-Presidential candidate of the All
Progressives Congress, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo, to
be making progress with a lot of religious
leaders, especially in the North.

Several of the delegates that have arrived in
Abuja said they were invited by a variety of
bodies, including the Christian Association of
Nigeria (CAN), which is headed by President
Jonathan’s friend, Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor.

saharareporters.com/2015/01/25/jonathan-summons-christian-leaders-abuja