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There’s a serious case of mental health crisis

TheBreastSucker:
I did not meet my quota for last quarter.

My target was to suck the breasts of a least 20 ladies every month meaning that in 3 months I should have done 60 ladies.

I was able to achieve only 46 ladies meaning I have a deficit of 14

This is a gross misconduct and totally unacceptable..

Give me tangible reasons why disciplinary actions should not be melted on you…

And you must provide a roadmap on how you hope to catch up with you deficit and surpass this quarters target

This police should be dismissed, arrested and prosecuted immediately

MaxInDHouse:
Not smart but WISE!

You people believe evolution because it happened in your presence shey?

And who said I believe evolution ?

Like I said, you are so narrow minded…
This topic is beyond your mental capacity, it’s like a goat starring into a mirror and seeing its own reflection

You are clueless, zero logical reasonings, lack coherence and can’t even put together two phrases to make a sensible argument, dribble around the bush, and can’t even come to a conclusion

I’m sure even Paxonel will have his palm on his face right now reading this.. you are an embarrassment

MaxInDHouse:
The event that happened at the TOWER OF BABEL answered.
So if you don't know a better answer you can't prove it wrong!

So it’s smart to say if we don’t know something, then we must accept whatever theory we have at hand?

You see why I say you people are the daftest creatures to ever grace the surface of the earth

This your theory if applied will set the world backward and you are no different from cave men who will never try to improve nor challenge the boundaries of knowledge…

With this brain you have, you aren’t even fit to lead a family…and yet people like you are seen as honorable people in church that unbelievers should listen to?

Anyway, sorry for the small insult (I think it’s fact though)

So from your understanding, the Tower of Babel, if we are to estimate the timeline it occurred, like how many years ago did that happen ? Any idea… ?

MaxInDHouse:
Can you use SCIENCE to explain why the world is filled with different languages?

Let’s say I cannot explain… I don’t know.

So tell me

MaxInDHouse:
What does it mean to you let's start from there!

No hiding place for you…

Stop jumping around!

All this beating around the bush won’t stop me from ask you

DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE TOWER OF BABEL AS WRITTEN IN THE BIBLE ?

That you have been avoiding this question only translate to one thing, you are ashamed of the Bible stories and know deep down it makes no sense

If I am wrong ,then answer the question with your full chest

He’s too impulsive and vindictive…

Na leader be this??

Truthseeker10:
Have you attacked personality, use threats and intimidation on certain people on this thread?

I take this your response as a give up…

Since you are so ashamed of the Tower of Babel story you rather avoid it…. No be today, I sabi una wella..

You are free to leave the thread since you don’t want to answer….
But know that, your god is highly disappointed in you for not being able to defend his Bible

jaephoenix:
You're right. Remember he was beating his chest that the Bible is error free. Now he has mellowed and is waffling. We haven't even started in the lies. We are still on the contradictions sections. When we get to the lies, I wonder what he'll say

Trust me, they never wait to finish the topic…
He will soon run any moment ….
Maybe he thinks he’s the only Christian on nairaland and he is not wondering why all of them avoided topics like this..
That’s why their pastors usually preach to them never to engage in debates, never to question the Bible and they will use dumb Bible verses to justify themselves..
But the Truth is never afraid to be questioned….

jaephoenix:
Omoawoke shebi I tell you. The guy won't answer, and not just that, insults would be streamed your way. That's just how he rolls. We are used to him that way. You understand why I call him a psycho now?

I know them very well…

I’ve met tougher ones offline, I know every single of their style of operations… If they have been cornered to a point, they will begin to even start contradicting themselves and will eventually flee and never come back… some get so bitter and start cursing… they have never really met people to challenge their beliefs to their face. They are used to fellow dimwits just nodding at all the jargons they talk

paxonel:
As a child, i used to believe the story. But now, the story means something else to me with the the same fundamental lesson
ofcourse yes, and i still maintain my position
and i explained that science encompasses a wide range of varieties of knowledge which may include ability to interprete figurative languages accurately, based on the context of a story
I believe the accurate interpretation that possibly, it happened.
But i don't be that it happened the way it was written

As a child, I use to believe Tower of Babel too… but I over grew it….
As a child I believed many things including tortoise stories, but I grew older and knew the lessons behind them.
Remember those tortoise stories? I believed they really happened then..

I love your philosophical views and detailed explanations, but this is not a philosophy class

Just answer the question with your full chest and stop dribbling around the bush… we haven’t even gone far yet oo, this is just the beginning and you are already panting for oxygen

I am asking you as an adult, forget childhood…

. DO YOU BELIEVE THE TOWER OF BABEL STORY AS IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE BIBLE ?

Let’s make the world a better place

paxonel:
of what use pointing out errors from a history document that was written over thousands of years ago by authors who possibly not educated enough to present their points more precisely?
it's of use!
You will end up chasing wild geese and nothing will change
there are no one single history today that is totally void of error or do you know any?

As a matter of fact, the errors are indication that history books are documented at the time most people didn't have quality education which shows that what were documented in the book are true
The story goes beyond what is written and requires proper interpretation for the modern and educated minds of this current era
Perhaps, it was written that way for primitive minds of the ancient and mediaeval era who were more interested in mythogies for them to understand.

Also note that these kind of writings were not limited to only the bible.
We have read books concerning the Greek mythology, Macbeth, The Tempest, Julius Caesar etc

Perhaps these stories actually happened. But in the real sense, they did not happen the way they are presented in the books

Let’s assume I agree with all you say…

But you didn’t answer my question…

Do you believe in Tower of Babel as it is written in the Bible..?

Remember you boasted earlier that everything in the Bible can be scientifically proven…. Seems you are given up easily…
Why giving my philosophical proofs ? Because all you have said are all philosophies


Please answer the question with your full chest otherwise I’d assume you are ashamed of the story and avoiding this very simple question that doesn’t need story

Again I ask

DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE TOWER OF BABEL AS IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE BIBLE. ?

paxonel:
I believe the accurate interpretation that possibly, it happened.
But i don't be that it happened the way it was written.

This dribbling is too much oo,
If I get you right, are you saying you don’t believe it happened the way it was written?? Is that right??

paxonel:
Don't be a cheap yoghurt
if you think whatever you want to post is valid enough discredit the bible, just post it.
I'm always here to counter you.
NL isn't running away

Tower of Babel na…
Can we clean that out?

Truthseeker10:
So how come you believe and propagate what has no common sense just like the religious people that you are castigating here?

That’s a very intelligent thing for you to say honestly….
My claim is not final, still a theory and it’s open to criticism, scrutiny and debate.
It is open to further research and investigation… it’s not divine, it’s not final… and it’s not error proof.. and I may be wrong afterall, it’s not sacred to me.


But you know why you aren’t that intelligent afterall, you are displaying the normal attributes of your lowly likes.. when confronted, they begin to attack personality, use threats, intimidation and will eventually derail the topic…



So I want to close all hiding place for you and I want you to come out to the open with your full chest? Why are you derailing, are you confused and lost to defend what you believe… I am not the problem, answer the simple question “DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE TOWER OF BABEL AS IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE BIBLE”?

Any further deviation from this simple question would be taken as cowardice and emptiness of thoughts

To be honest, this country is tiring

At this point, I think they should just release Nnamdi Kanu

Fulani has been killing innocent people in several communities and nothing was said.
They killed Fulani and the whole country is on fire, they all suddenly found their voices and began to talk even their celebrities…
Is Fulani like more important than the others?

Lucifyre:
Don't mind the cowardly fool. He's still running away from the questions. Funny thing is this isn't the first time he's cowardly ducked like a scared chicken. 😄

Abeg na, no purse this guy faa. 😫… I’ve been enjoying him naaa, no let am run ooo

In a sane country..

Dasuki should have been executed

Truthseeker10:
Is your idea of a soul that continues to learn after death not an insult to common scientific sense?

To be fair, you are correct
It makes no scientific sense not even common sense…


Now what do you think of the Tower of Babel ?

The major point of the story is that we all spoke one language and the whole nation of the world united to build a tower to reach heaven..
Then your god confused our language leading to the birth of the many languages we have today including Chinese, Igbo, Arabic, French, Yoruba, Spanish etc

So tell me, do you believe in this story? And how true is it?

paxonel:
certainly!
since they are documented by humans.

But the key message which is Jesus Christ is perfectly passed across
I was pretty busy

So, you agree that there is devil, but God you don't?

I will advice you to stay quietly in your atheism if you don't want me to convert you into Christianity

Okay, we have made progress, that the Bible is not100% free of errors has been established…
And the few ones we used as examples are just one out of several hundreds that no one can deny… and I’m glad we both agree.
If we are to speak of the rest, it would only be a waste of time and energy

So first agreement… Bible isn’t 100% free of some little obvious errors.


Let’s move to the Bible stories…. There are some interesting stories in the Bible, that speak of our supposed history as humans…
From our creation to our Lord Jesusssss Krissst to our present generation.

The stories are so many, let’s pick them one by one…

I like to go with Tower of Babel… ? Because I feel it insults common sense..

So tell me, do you believe in the Tower of Babel? Is that part of the Bible true as they said it?

Ehen
So they suddenly have a voice?

Allahu Wakbar

paxonel:
2nd question is no doubt alteration of figures due to different accounts, one in kings and the other in chronicles.

It's more or less like this historical argument between the benin people and the Lagos indigenous people each having their own sources of history from different accounts as to who founded the Lagos kingdom?

What the bible does is to have the two sources of history and their different accounts recorded.
One for kings, the other for chronicles.

Not that the bible is contradicting or inconsistent.
Rather, the bible is also a book of historical records.

But the overall message is, King Jehoiachin was a child, possibly between 8 to 18years when he started ruling

So we now agree the Bible is not 100% perfect based on this inconsistency?

At least we can say it’s not 100% free of errors..

At least we both can agree there’s one inconsistency in the way the story was narrated… just this little one right?


and by the way, I wonder why it takes you so much time and the entire day to answer just simple questions....Lol, and this is just a tip of the iceberg, ( beginner's course) by the time I take you to legendary level, you may end up abandoning your account and flee like the devil.
Just know you are in for a very long ride.... your fellow believers avoid topics like this because they know they can't survive it, but here you are....defender of the Bible. I like you

What of the people Fulani has been killing in this country, dem no be human beings abi?

paxonel:
Dont try to change it.
Dont even go there.

2 Samuel 24:1 did not use the word INCITE.
Rather, it used the word ANGER.

Now, look at this one

Judges 10:7 And the anger of the LORD was hot against Israel, and he sold them into the hands of the Philistines, and into the hands of the children of Ammon.

The same way God allowed the Philistines and Ammonites to defeat Israel because he was angry with them,that's how God allowed Satan to use David because he was angry with the Israelites. So, there is no contradiction between the two scriptures

Is that too difficult to understand?

When i say there is no way you atheists can understand bible than a little child or even an illiterate who is Christian, you will think I'm joking.

Why jumping into argument over what you don't understand are you not fooling yourself like this?

Hmmm, so intelligent..


Okay 2nd question and 3rd question…
Did you skip them?

TheBillyonaire:
We are in a simulated fractal holographic virtual reality show of a higher consciousness system. A multiplayer holographic Reality Show. This is a Reality Show running Live on the Sofia System!!! And we are being watched by our real selves that are holding the console and sending new challenges based on our vibrational freq.

Let’s agree with everything you said…

Now beyond that, what exists…. A brick of wall? Or nothingness?

Imagine you are at the outward part and have come out of the hologram…
The guys holding that console, in which space do they exist? What’s beyond them…. ?

2cribz:
What do u expect
Empty skulls
See 36 year old man
Amongst kids of 23,24.
He come be like dia lecturer

You said my mind

Lucifyre:
See the simple questions i asked the retardinho called paxonel and he fled. They always flee like flies. Even their retard in chief above foaming at the mouth on this thread has fled those same questions before. 😄

Paxonel, if truly you have fled, then you are a disgrace to yourself and your god…

The god of Israel will be so pissed off with you for being ashamed of his gospel..

Can’t you be like Elijah! Elijah challenged the prophets of Baal and defeated them in an El-Classico contest of the gods , and you a roaring lion have suddenly gone mute??
I believe you are either having some technical issues accessing nairaland, or so busy and would come back to address this

TheBillyonaire:
Not as big as you assume. Just a fractal hologram running on a Sofia System.

Ok, let’s assume you are right

Where’s that system existing?
What’s beyond that particular system

press9jatv:
for the past 48 hours, Wike hasn’t address the press conference over his health yet. What’s going on?

What’s going on is that, if you want him dead… take the bold step, go look for him and poison him yourself and stop waiting

LagosOrigin:
Everyday this scientists got something new

Do you know how big the universe is?
I doubt it… the universe is endless and discoveries will never end