₦airaland Forum

No be Wike whey dey pray and command Holy Ghost fire inside plane ??

lol, anyway carry on Wike, you are doing well

Efuaye:
I am wondering why no national honours are conferred on Fela. Is it because his songs were mostly anti-government?

A public holiday is supposed to be declared to celebrate Fela

One day, it will come… a president will come and give Fela is over due honor.. Movies would be made about him, a museum would be dedicated to him

Fela is a god that came to visit Earth… A gift to Africans

But Africans would always demonize good things..

Like it or not, believe it or not, Fela is a god

That’s why he beat all rules, he had no form, he does whatever he pleases… earth was just a joke to him… he came here to have fun, and yet fought for justice… Earth was just his playing ground.

Long live Fela! Abami Eda

DimIsaac10:
I just keep wondering why some persons feel Iran won't respond?.
I don't support this nonsense war but body go touch everyone.

I just pray peace reign.

They wish to respond but they don’t have the capacity to do it

Iran and demo

Enu pooor 🤣,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

shortgun:
Commendable...........
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Very commendable


——‘mmmmmmmammaammamamamamma

At least we see picture this time, although na Nokia 3310 they use snap am

helinues:
Change is inevitable. People should learn to adjust to the new NL rules or modification/upgrading.

Afterall, the changes have been making difference on how people engage others

Read again what I said, I never said change is inevitable

But what kind of change are you implementing?

The majority of the members of this forum are people that have been here for a long time…. And trust me, change is very hard!

If it is to limit actions of trolls, and those scammers that come here posting account numbers or porns… that’s great, but that shouldn’t be at the expense of other users just trying to express themselves..
People getting banned for just posting some certain words that meant no harm… ?

Comparing this to organizations, if they are implementing changes maybe changing from manual processes to automations…. They hire new employees of newer generations before fading away the older generations and system.
In this case, the changes aren’t even going to attract new users… Gen Zees like to express themselves even far more than Millennials…. So who is the change targeting? What’s the expectation? Frustrate the old users and yet bringing in features that are undesirable to new users? (My point of view anyway)

I have to type anything that comes to my mind just to comply with Seun’s rule… even if it doesn’t make any sense

We can’t express ourselves freely again

Oga Seun! Expression can come even in just smiley alone, even one word…. This is the first time I’d be seeing a forum forcing someone to comment with a minimum number of words

And again, I may check in back and see that your boys or bots don delete my comments and ban me again..

Enjoy sir!

You dey ban people anyhow, bringing in bots that work like they are on kracckk.
Any strong expression of opinion comes with a ban and deletion of comments…
You now forcing people to type a certain length before their comments can be accepted….
This fire brigade style would be counterproductive and chase away people already used to the system and the excitement it brings… yet it won’t attract new people because enough excitement dey Twitter where they can express themselves without restriction… TikTok too… even Facebook…

This is a forum, not a deeper life Sunday school, and it’s faceless, that’s the catch, a place where people can come offline to a world of free expressions and catch fun and get unfiltered truth. Feel the real taste of naija vibes and gists unfiltered. … that’s the value proposition we get from nairaland… many people aren’t even in the country, for example I’m not even in Nigeria but I log on here to feel Nigerian again…

But if you want to do it your way, fine… you will say anybody that wants to go should go… ( one by one, dem don dey go till the place becomes empty and dry)

Think about this my oga…
We love nairaland and we want it to succeed

I don’t know how to type long epistles…so this will be short and straightforward


Oga Seun, I greet you oo..
we know you are trying to make nairaland better, but in the process of implementing changes, don’t make it worse. Not all changes bring growth, some kill it.

You are literally suppressing the way people express themselves on nairaland.
If you look at nairaland, the majority of users are the Millennial generation and few Gen Zs…
Most of the loyal users are people that knew nairaland years ago and refused to leave…. In fact, many new accounts are reincarnates of old accounts..

What does this mean… change is hard and the changes you are implementing will only frustrate your most loyal users, people that have been here for a long time and keep coming back…and they have gotten used to the way mainland operates


You don’t have much of Gen Zee’s
You may not have someone to advise you in a management and strategic mindset… but there are many people here who knew Nairaland from kids to adulthood and have become business leaders and owners ( they come here because they owe this forum everything)
What you should be targeting is how to attract Gen Zees not making life harder for even the older generations that have been here for a long time…

I repeat, your changes will only frustrate your most loyal followers who are the majority….

If you want to make changes, bring in new features that will be desirable to the new Gen Zees and align with trends, while keeping the old features that will still satisfy the old users….

This advice I dey give you, na free consultancy whey we dey use chop money oo… there are product managers here, business development managers, strategy analysts and many other smart and well doing people… I’m sure many of them are here and would understand the jargons I dey type

Anybody that believes this statistics need to question their education

There’s no way a group of people who have demonized their ancestors would ever make it in life…

They must suffer! You must all suffer except for a few lucky ones among you.

You called the people whose DNA you inherit, whose blood flows through you demons and called the very people who oppressed them and enslaved them your saviors!! You dedicate and surrender your lives to the same ones that oppressed you.
Suffer you must!!

fergie001:
First frame.... Tinubu's look when he mentioned "your good work has killed coalition '


Second frame.... Even the one I don't watch AriseTV, it's Mr President.
Tinubu almost fell off his chair laughing.

People are dying in benue!

Her husband is a king in Anambra,
Next na Seyi Tinubu to be crowned the greatest in Imo
Then they will give Sanwo Olu the Lord of Abia
MC oluomo will take Ebonyi

South east must be shared

Rip

Time for some people of darkness to come and celebrate…

Na only them no fit die

Whatever you do, don’t impregnate a foolish girl… she will born foolish daughter for you and you will have bunch of foolish women in your life

Nigeria Army, pls post the pictures of the dead terrorists..

Stop giving news of killing terrorists without pictures

Lordofalmajiri:
I hope people from the west side haven't given him Skullarship ? 😔😔😔😔😳😳

This is someone’s father missing, it’s not funny

HisXLNC1:
You didn't give us that of the shortest people. What happened?

You are smart…
I should have dropped that of short people to have a fair comparison

morikee:
Might be true but not proven

This is a proven fact backed up with scientific evidence

Go and check the lists of the tallest people in history… they all died young

That’s pure fact
In fact, those people that are unusually tall like giants don’t live longer than 40 if they try…

But I’m not short and I will live long…

Supply Benue people

Hope this man did DNA test for his son

Faposky95:
You're a guy ain't ya.....
Started cool, then went SIMP mode
Here, take a like......give it back...?!
As long as it's a coin situation.... it's either this or that
Keep to the script....we also know

Hahahha…

Me and Koboj.lie have had our series of battles on nairaland…
I just decided to be a bit merciful in my unfiltered harsh truth. I’ve been too brutal but I decided to be a bit nice recently

Exgee:
Hi everyone!

Doctors, Pharmacists and other Medical experts in the House, please help me out. I can't seem to understand how my body system is reacting to lack of sex anymore.

I've abstained from sex for exactly four years now. I decided against going into any relationship with any lady since my last encounter with my ex. And I don't patronize hook-up girls because I can't imagine having sex with someone I don't have any atom of feelings for. I Also do not believe in sleeping with random girls, reason I stayed away from sex until I'm ready for marriage. Another major reason is that I don't use condoms during sex, so I've got to be careful with whoever I'm getting down with.

Some nights, I would have wet dreams, get up to the bathroom to wash myself. I don't masturbate. Last night I had a wet dream again as i slept and laid on my stomach(Sleeping posture), in the middle of the night, I noticed my d**k was rubbing the mattress thoroughly and I noticed something discomforting, when I noticed what was about to occur, I tried to quickly jump off the bed, but unfortunately, while in the process of jumping off, I ejaculated profusely & uncontrollably. My semen was very thick as I checked my boxers. I got up and went straight to bath before going back to bed. I was so angry about it.

Today, I'm now feeling pains in my scrotum and it's a bit swollen too. After I finished bathing this afternoon and was trying to dry my body, I noticed semen coming out but looking like pre-cum.
I need some advice on what to do, and how to go about this please.

The bible says we shouldn't indulge in Premarital sex cos it's a sin. You guys preach against Masturbation cos some see it as a devilish act. While others say it can cause erectile dysfunctional issues. So I don't know what to do. I'm just between the rock and the hard ground now.

Is there any Drugs I can take to inhibit the activities of these stubborn semen?
Again, how do Reverend fathers cope without sex throughout their Lives?
I need answers.

You will suffer for ignorance !

You never know anything….

Peter532:
She didn't say it outrightly but for the few days she's been here always asking me if have bath...I mean your a guest in my house, and still you have the efontery to ask me that kind question because I let you into my space.

she did same thing this morning, telling my wife to put water for me to bath...shoi...me that if I want to bath no body will know, just to enter the bathroom..I don't even use hot water....and I normally bath twice before the day ends... except when I'm not going out....na this lady is asking me this kind question as if my body is smelling...or I have body odour in my own house...or na must for me to baff early in the morning when I'm not going out.

if you see the way I shouted for her with all the anger in me this morning not minding she's an older relation .I just can't hold it no more.

have you ever experienced an odd guest like this?

But why are you dirty?