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druid06: You watch too much American movies that it's hard for you to seperate what's real and fiction. My old man was not mean and I never mentioned such in my statement, just said the old dude was damn serious all the time. Don't feel bad for me boy, I think you should feel bad for yourself for being this delusional into thinking that life is like a fairytale to you. Try being a dad of 5 children and also a career man and tell me where you would get a spare second even for a smile. Your statement just showed you're a fool and only fools would want to say something because they feel like it without thinking. I remembered I mentioned in my statement about my father's recent change in his demeanour after we all grew up and successful in our way which shows the reason why the old man was damn serious was because he was working his as-s off so we could be where we are today. You're a douchebag for bringing my children into the mix. I pity yours. I'm not sure you even have kids, you're too immature.

hustla: During Christmas, I bought a lot of knockouts with my friends on the streets...I was waiting for 25th to come so we could do some 'knocking out' and disturbance on the streets... Na so the knockout finish before 25th ooo...
I now decided not to dull myself for one moment so I bought matches and 'racket'.. if u remember what that is.. that one sef finish... na so I carry matches, hide behind one wall dey wait for person to scare.. Unfortunately for me, the person that was coming was a big old brother of another friend of mine.. na so I light match ( in a bid to scare him with knockout), come throw am for in face, na so match enter in eye ooo.... ... Na so e start dey shout, yeeee! help!! egbami ooo!! Dolamu ti pami oo!! Omo see as i pick race run go house..

When I got home, I went to form sleeping.. Some mins later, the big bros came to my house with his mom to report me. Momsie came into the room and tried to wake me, I kept forming sleeping.. Na so she comot go bring cane.. pankere wey sexy die.. Oh boi! that day she nearly tear my yansh finish comot my bombom with cane!

CFCfan: They first promised stable electricity in 1985

However, I believe the likes of Fashola, Akpabio, Sule Lamido and GEJ are on the right track

jackbauersballs: Stealing meat and fish from my mum's pot was standard

After a while my mum started counting the meat/fish...so me and my brother started shaving bits of each piece with a knife

Last last my mum had to start hiding the pot of stew in her room.

Offering money was always spent on puff puff,and transport money in the game centre

My textbooks were sold at Oshodi...My notebooks were sold as foolscap

My brother and I were eventually taken for deliverance...lool

Today, my brother that was predicted to turn out an armed robber...is now a pastor

While I am still an agbero

sexymoma: So where do you want us to be putting them after washing
mind you i hang mine on the FAN and sometimes hang them on ma Sitelite Dish for them to get dried easily and allows sunshades on them... so what are we saying!!

Culbobby: Sentiments and tribalism is killing nigerian football. Person like brown ideye no suppose play 4 SE,d guy na cow.

Miles78: Please oo, where Tijani Babangida dey?? Make him teach these guys how to run. Haba , na so lazyness take kill us!

HotNaijaBabe: Okay! Since you were at the wedding...you know exactly what you are saying!

#Just show love, care and understanding. It doesn't matter who did wrong, what went wrong and how it all went wrong!! What matters is HAVE YOU BEEN OF ANY HELP TO HUMANITY? Pagan 9ja, we can make the world a better place. Me and you!