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Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Prosil(m): 12:44am On Jun 26, 2013 |
O.P i don laff throw way ma fone for ground,now the screen don break n u sabi say 3310 screen don finish for market. ;DO.P i don laff throw way ma fone for ground,now the screen don break n u sabi say 3310 screen don finish for market. |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by drnairalov: 1:03am On Jun 26, 2013 |
ermm leme try remember..OK I waz stubborn just for fun, I rememba ma dad beating me up cos i stole chokomilo( one cube sweet back in d dayz like dat) i waz 5 den ....i waz so pissed....when he slept off ...i slapped him hard with the intention of saying it waz mosquitoe...oh boi i got beatings mehn...when i waz 6 he took me to barbeach nd waz like ''OV let's 'play hide nd seek' close ur eyes nd count to 10" that waz it...since then he has been in hiding, that waz d lat time i saw him... DAD INCASE U SEE THIS it's ur son....where re u?! 2 Likes |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 1:27am On Jun 26, 2013 |
Lol op I played dead more than 3 times and I'm good at it more than my hamsters lol. At least twice more called 911.. I played a lot of pranks but the most cruelest one I got from my high school buddy which I played on my parents along with my little bro. Mom and dad traveled to Naija and stayed more than they had promised. I was so upset and ofcuz I missed them but missed my allowance as well lol. So the day they were coming home finally, I plan the cruel prank with my baby bro. that we gotta caution tape our house so it looks like a crime scene few hours to their arrival. I lied to Esmeralda our housekeeper when she asked whats with the tape around the house. We sat down in game room watching thru the security camera. 40 or more minutes later my mom and dad arrived. at the sight of yellow tape around the house, even though the cameras got no audio sound I could tell they were pretty much emotionally devastated. They started calling house phone and our cellphones but we didn't answer. Next thing we saw was almost all our uncles, family members and my dad's lawyer. Shitt got real when 6 LAPD , neighborhood watch, and state trooper's vehicles arrived in front of our house. Dawg that's when I knew shitt is beyond prank. At that point I didn't know what next to do. That was the day I knew Esmeralda was an illegal cuz she freaked the fucck out and told me she dead will be going back to El Salvador lol. Shiit really got bad. My bro started crying like a little girl lol. I had to call my mom's cellphone to let her know what's up Shitt was on local news. Bottom line, I was grounded for 2 weeks with no allowance for up to 5 months. 6 Likes |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 1:42am On Jun 26, 2013 |
adaobi123: I took a envelope full of money and hid it under my pillow and my mum complained about the loss of money. She started weeping then I brought out the money and she asked where I found it, I said under my pillow. She then asked why was it under your pillow and I said it was a prank. The beating I received after....... Thief |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 1:46am On Jun 26, 2013 |
druid06: Woo bro that must really be sad. I hope you be the opposite to your own kiddos. My dad was my best buddy. |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 1:50am On Jun 26, 2013 |
adaobi123: I took a envelope full of money and hid it under my pillow and my mum complained about the loss of money. She started weeping then I brought out the money and she asked where I found it, I said under my pillow. She then asked why was it under your pillow and I said it was a prank. The beating I received after....... |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 2:51am On Jun 26, 2013 |
Didn't play pranks on my parents But one story I heard from my hubby was of a friend of his in secondary school who had illiterate but rich parents And at the beginning of term ,they would quadruple the list of books to get money from the man In Biology stone was a textbook,Cozens was another book ( instead of stone and Cozens) For economics there was OA and Lawal Spirogyra was a textbook In Physics they asked for money to buy textbook of momentum plus equilibrium The man will just be bringing money |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Ferdinandu(m): 3:14am On Jun 26, 2013 |
delors:The Guy still be small boy now, may be this happened just few years back 1 Like |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by deemoha: 4:35am On Jun 26, 2013 |
sholay2011: OP, you were really stubborn oo Wc kain prank be dat? I can't remember any for now.Lmao |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Praiza: 6:06am On Jun 26, 2013 |
[right][/right] justaqad: was reminiscing about my childhood days and i remembered i prank i played on my parents, really funny but it wasnt funny..lol justaqad: was reminiscing about my childhood days and i remembered i prank i played on my parents, really funny but it wasnt funny..lol |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Omobarca: 6:44am On Jun 26, 2013 |
jackbauersballs: Stealing meat and fish from my mum's pot was standardSomeone shoot this guy b4 he does something worse 1 Like |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by kehinde1588(m): 7:07am On Jun 26, 2013 |
delors:lol. I kwn bros,meself just dey joke nau. 1 Like |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 7:24am On Jun 26, 2013 |
REALITY101: Lol op I played dead more than 3 times and I'm good at it more than my hamsters lol. At least twice more called 911.. chaiii lol... |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by justaqad(m): 7:24am On Jun 26, 2013 |
Prosil: O.P i don laff throw way ma fone for ground,now the screen don break n u sabi say 3310 screen don finish for market. ;DO.P i don laff throw way ma fone for ground,now the screen don break n u sabi say 3310 screen don finish for market. |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Fresia01(f): 8:12am On Jun 26, 2013 |
Didnt play any prank though cuz i was a kul gal, buh ma younga bro did! My mum is one fearful fellow, she screams and get afraid at any moving tin asyd human beings. So one 9yt ma bro dropped one rubber snake in frnt of our entrance door, ma mum normaly cumz home late 4rm her shop, so dat 9yt as jux reachd d door, we pretended 2 b sleepn and al of a suddn we heard a wild scream, wich made us 2 rush out only 2 c dat she has ran away shout snake oh, snake oh, we cudnt hold our lafta wen she found out dat it waz a rubber snake, she joind us in da lafta! Anoda one waz dat ma bro used a tiny rope and tied it across our yard'z entrance gate in da 9yt. And one of neighbourz was cumin home and got entangled by d rope, he near broke his waist, we wia watchn our victm tru d window, we laffed uncontrollably! Ma bro! Wot a boy! 2 Likes |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 8:21am On Jun 26, 2013 |
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Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 8:21am On Jun 26, 2013 |
lucenzo: Not funny |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by hustla(m): 8:32am On Jun 26, 2013 |
During Christmas, I bought a lot of knockouts with my friends on the streets...I was waiting for 25th to come so we could do some 'knocking out' and disturbance on the streets... Na so the knockout finish before 25th ooo... I now decided not to dull myself for one moment so I bought matches and 'racket'.. if u remember what that is.. that one sef finish... na so I carry matches, hide behind one wall dey wait for person to scare.. Unfortunately for me, the person that was coming was a big old brother of another friend of mine.. na so I light match ( in a bid to scare him with knockout), come throw am for in face, na so match enter in eye ooo.... ... Na so e start dey shout, yeeee! help!! egbami ooo!! Dolamu ti pami oo!! Omo see as i pick race run go house.. When I got home, I went to form sleeping.. Some mins later, the big bros came to my house with his mom to report me. Momsie came into the room and tried to wake me, I kept forming sleeping.. Na so she comot go bring cane.. pankere wey sexy die.. Oh boi! that day she nearly tear my yansh finish comot my bombom with cane! |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by AGgal(f): 8:36am On Jun 26, 2013 |
Didnt play any tricks on my dad cos he died wen i was very young. But who dares play a trick on my mum? Ur own go be! She 4 ask u wen una two become play mates,so we(I n my siblings) never dared her 1 Like |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by dablizzard: 8:38am On Jun 26, 2013 |
hmmmm...u try oo....if na me i for die for real!!!! |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 8:40am On Jun 26, 2013 |
We the children decided to play this prank on my parent. We got a ball, cap and black glass for head, socks N sandal for feet, stuffed clothes N wrapper 4 body. We set up the dummy laid face-up on bed, while I hid behind the door then call my parent to com and see me o! My da was the 1st. He shouted at the dummy, "if u don't get up in double time i'd go fetch my koboko!" My mom 2nd, saw the dummy and scream, "Mo gbe!" i swear the horror in her voice cud'v wake a ghost! She grap the cloth. Alas it was a dum |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by yajoe(m): 8:55am On Jun 26, 2013 |
folakeojo:whch year cos •̸Ϟγ̲̣̣̥ sister finished frm there 2 |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Omobarca: 9:14am On Jun 26, 2013 |
hustla: During Christmas, I bought a lot of knockouts with my friends on the streets...I was waiting for 25th to come so we could do some 'knocking out' and disturbance on the streets... Na so the knockout finish before 25th ooo...Na wa 4 u oh |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by apacheguy: 9:24am On Jun 26, 2013 |
REALITY101: Lol op I played dead more than 3 times and I'm good at it more than my hamsters lol. At least twice more called 911..Guy ds 1 is @ d highest order o, playing pranks on d state itself |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Nobody: 9:25am On Jun 26, 2013 |
My two big sis. were fixin there hair when my niece(just 4 or less) came and said, "I nid 'Ashafeint'". Her mom(my sis) reply, "wot do you just said?" "Ashafeint." my niece reply. That was when my sis start to cast and bind, "I revoke it! You shall not faint, you shall live to old age ijn." The kid was like mom dont be serious "I only said i nid 'Ashafeint". My sis. Shut her up but eventually ask, "where is it?" The kid point to my sis. hand: it turn out she had been sayin "Attachment" all the while! 2 Likes |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by GboyegaD(m): 9:26am On Jun 26, 2013 |
I was a very innocent kid growing up however, I remembered one funny prank I played whenever I was in JSS 1. I had just resumed into a boarding secondary school at an early age of 10 and had some freedom. I wasn't the too much reading type growing up, as such, I found the idea of prep annoying. I was naive and hardly attended classes, write notes, do homeworks nor my mid term project. End of term came and my friends were worried about what their results would be like however for me, I felt so confident thinking I was still in my primary school. I abused some of my classmates whose position for me seemed so low bragging I was going to be among the top 10. It got to my turn and confidently I wrote the usual phrase "Original Copy recieved by me" only to find out my position was 52nd out of 64. I couldn't imagine myself showing such results to my parents so I had to quickly think of an excuse. I couldn't lie it was overall result like they do then in my brother's school because it was certain we were more than 64 in the entire JSS 1 and also, my percentage was very low. Fortunately, a scheme came up in my head and it saved me that christmas break. I got home and told my dad that most of my teachers had at a point complain I was too young to be in JSS 1 and that was why they intentionally failed me. My dad wrote letters to each of the teachers I mentioned and attached a photocopy of my report sheet to it. He complained bitterly about the way I was treated and demanded in the one he wrote to my class teacher to ensure all necessary corrections were made. Fortunately, on the Sunday of resumption of 2nd term, the PTA association had organised a bus to take us to school so he had to hand over the letters to me to take to each teacher myself. I was happy he didn't follow me as none of the letters got to the receipient however, the following term, I became a little serious with the help of a friend who was more studious than I was and despite our 1st term scores making up 15% of our 2nd term score, my position at the end of the term was greatly improved to 18th. My dad had to write again complaining that the teachers did not correct my scores despite his initial plea and that it affected my scores and position. The bad side of it was that he never knew his innocent son was only lying on his teachers. |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Coldfaya(m): 9:28am On Jun 26, 2013 |
jackbauersballs: Stealing meat and fish from my mum's pot was standard Bwahahaha....... Agbero....... Kai dude is crayyyyyy! |
Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by Dubemkelly(m): 9:33am On Jun 26, 2013 |
Lol,stewpid sh*its...Famzing sick wen i felt lik not going 2 school prolly cos I had bn asked 2 make a presentatn which I ddnt prepar @tal,trust mumsy she wud hit big treat n Biggs 2 mk u feel bera |
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Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by 2map(m): 10:07am On Jun 26, 2013 |
My bro nd sis rili lyk to piss me off as if i'm nt their bro, somtyms dey wil tel me nasty tinz jst to annoy me(if u get elda bro u shud knw wat i'm talkn abt).... It was on a rili hot day, see aw sun dey make ppl sweat lyk xmas goat, i quickly gulped down d can of malta gold which i kept in d refrigerator d previous day,refilled it halfy with water nd added 'maggi'. I did dis because of my elda bro nd sis coz dey are so fond of takin my tinz wit d silly xcuse 'you shudnt hav kept it where we wud see it'. Dey both came bak hme sweatin nd in a twinkle of an eye my bro,who apns to be the leader(u shud knw wat i mean by dat) rushed to the refrigerator,took d can nd rushd it down.... Lo nd behold!, he rushed it down and simultaneously he threw up on d kichen floor,omo see d kain beatin wey he gav me.... D mark stil dey 4 my body.... 2 Likes |
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