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U will soon cry to Obatala......

Babena:
Location?.

he is a fraudster

If the President wants his wife at the other room only, what else do u expect from a riff-raffe behind their Twitter account

Go and be sleeping jare ..u deserve it....since we have refused to have sense

Kegame is pdp

Hoeloshow

Bede2u:
Akpabio will regret following yoruba moslems

he joined APC to escape EFCC....He was the first target of EFCC after Buhari was sworn in in 2015

Eteka1:
Sabotaged for propaganda purposes.

I totally agree....

Info

The Pre-Fulanization stage must be complete, for full Islamization to take effect...The invasion of Ondo state will be Swift, with no form of resistance to be encountered....Ur gargantuan edifice and churches will end up becoming mosques and refugee centres,. No one will be spared.,both the rich, poor, young and old shall be cut down to pave way for the new Emirates..... .......

Are u still doubting our current "Pre-Fulanization" situation?....
Las Las, una eye go clear..

Ebonyi women or wife of the Governor and her asslickers

These two shud just schedule a date and meet in the boxing ring, otherwise, they shud stop disturbing us mbok

Empowering cultist...great..
Well, they can rap sha

G

Am not a fan on Neymar, but this Hoe should go to Hell

Farewell... genius...#CFC for life

APC thug

If na 9ja police, them for don use pure water nylon on her, and one fool will make a video defending them

Xiaomi 4k u,....30k...5500MAH

See fresh butt,.. unlike my babe own......spits****

That's a white man...if na black man, bling bling for full the motor body

Here in Naija, touch not my annointed crew will bring out Cutlass and fight u seriously, like their life depends on it

This is why akpabio is in a dilemma,..He knows the moment he goes back to PDP, his case will be initiated....so much for fight against corruption

deltateam:
Funny quotes


1You are angry that you are getting fatter?
When you were busy shouting "THIS IS MY
YEAR OF EXPANSION!!"
You didn't know abi??.
2. A girl born near a door is called Doris
They won't teach you this in school, so tell
me "Thank you!"
3. # LADIES !, When dating a handsome guy,
you have to comment on his pics like "Baby
where did you put the charger ?"
Just to mark your territory.
4. Somewhere in Nigeria, a girl is smelling
her bra to see if she can still wear it after
3days_*
# IbadanGirlsEhn ....
Aunty well done!
5. Nowadays, side chicks have no respect
and fear... They even send regards to the
wife and kids
6. Dad : I noticed you now call me "Dad"
instead of "Papa"...
Daughter : That's because calling you "Papa"
spoils my lipstick
7. Lady 1 : My husband swallowed
paracetamol by mistake, what do I do ?
Lady 2 : Give him headache na... Why waste
the medicine?? # Women_Ehn ??
8. While struggling to find a partner, another
person is in 3 different stable relationships!!
Some people are gifted, I swear!
9. Satisfying a woman is not easy! You will
go and rob a bank and she will ask you why
you robbed Diamond bank instead of Zenith
bank
10. Give a girl 500k or iPhone 8, her mother
or father won't ask her where she got it
from!!
But if you give her ordinary belle, just small
belle o, her father, mother, brothers, uncles
and aunties, witches and even her ancestors
will come looking for you... Is this fair?
11. I look at some people sometimes and
ask myself "Who dey kiss this one sef?"
# MyMouthWillNotKillMeOoooo
12. A girl asked me if Liverpool is a series. I
asked her why & she replied "Cos their fans
are always waiting for next season"
13. Have you ever looked so good, that you
don't want to go home yet, because enough
people haven't seen you??
14. If you don't wanna visit him, then tell
him straight forward. Which one is "I don't
know if I can come again oooo, my father is
angry with my mother "
15. I saw a guy today drinking beer at 6:30
am.
I asked him: "Isn't it too early for you to be
drinking ?"
He replied: "Ooh really, at what time do
throats open?"
I just walked away
Now minding my own business
16. WEDDING NIGHT CONFESSION:
Husband: Sorry, I slept with a lot of
prostitutes.
Wife: I said it!!! Your face looks familiar.
Husband fainted
17. On my wedding day, I will call names
when sharing rice. If you don't hear your
name, you will have to tell us who invited
you!
18. You will never see African parents
kissing, hugging or in any form of
romance... But Boom! 11 children... How
come?
19. 40 different pictures, one cloth .
Bros, no vex o, you be merlin?
20. I was just wondering why the GROOM
sits on the RIGHT and the BRIDE on the LEFT...
I just remembered my basic ACCOUNTING
principles:
INCOME is on the right and EXPENSES is on
the left..
21. Gone are the days when we break up
and delete our numbers... Now, we will just
be observing ourselves on whatsapp and
Facebook status to see who is surviving..
22. People that were owing Lazarus, I
wonder how they felt when Jesus woke him
up from death...
23. That moment when you look horrible in
a group photo and the person who looks
good refuses to delete it.
24.
To my future kids:
I'm not the one delaying you guys from
coming into this beautiful world, Its your
mum who is still busy dating other people's
husband and giving them your milk. I hope
they don't finish our milk.
25. Some Girls are really poor in romance.
You hit her with a pillow, Boom! She's
chasing you with a knife
26. One thing I've discovered is that as you
grow older, you begin to steal meat from
your Mother's pot with more Confidence.
27. Nobody keeps secret like a Nigerian
travelling abroad for the first time.
The fear of Village people is d Beginning of
survival
28. Whether na dem dey rush you,or na you
dey rush dem, don't rush into someone's
relationship or marriage else dem go rush
you go hospital
29. Facebook should try showing us people
you may avoid* not only people you may
know.... Biko
30. If every mother is the Best Mum in the
world, then whose mother goes around at
night bewitching people and pressing
necks??
# I_Wonder_Ooooo ...
31. Shout out to those people that change
the water in garri 2 times before taking it,
hope you wash the one you use in making
Eba?
32. Continue doing "Fat is Bae"
Continue ooo...
Don't go and lose weight...
Until they use bangles to propose to you

nice

Ok,...he shud just leave wit his son

wordbank:
This squirrel
Congrats all the same

na real squirrel...talk of being at the right place at the right time

Congrats to my fellow CFC fans,..we deserved this