Left to me,this is all bleeped up mehn...

Cash out king...Buhari must not die oo,after his regime baba must face probe too, mad one

Nigerians won’t protest now ooooo

Yenefer:
This plant is very dangerous to mental health according WHO it's scheduled 1 drugs,. more dangerous than methamphetamine alcohol and cocaine,. yet the lucerfariens are pushing it as medicinal blah blah the day any of my brother smell this drug we will disown him

Awwww sorry ooo, you are so shallow minded though

Hamilton1:
Afonjas nd Robbery is lik Ewedu nd Amala

LAME

neoclassical:
I wonder why Yorubas want Abba Kyari dead for being a member of Aso rock cabal, whereas the worship Tinubu that has held the destiny of the entire South West hostage. Hypocrisy at it's peek. You want Osibanjo's freedom in Abuja, whereas Tinubu is holding all of you hostage in your land.

Abba Kyari will not die and Buhari will be alive to finish his tenure.

Rubbish, quote me and see

When your child grows and see this,they gonna murder you oo, why so foolish man ?

Sad for Nigeria...I told a friend buhari is a very useless person,this guy was in the army once,he was made a general and more...To hell with politics, A good army will never let terrorist win over him over and over again...I am proud to say any Nigerian parent that has got a child in the army and he’s in the battlefield, they are heartless and senseless.Cancel the Nigerian Army,they are being killed unjustly

Goodluck Jonathan that was a total civilian,boko boys no dey chop our baracks like that,they kill all army and take away the weapons...Shame on every generals out there

We are very stupid as a Nation, I grew up in the Uk and I recently moved to SA as my family lives there,people here demand from their government,people get housing for free and get paid for not having a job...We had a president that will never address the nation,he only talks through presidency,no interview from press, no plan nothing and people are living as if it’s nothing...If anyone want the best for Nigeria,they need to ask this fresh Nicca we call president to damn are down.

This idiot

Ok

Buhari government is as corrupt as Abacah’s...My nicca is trained.

Brodapounds:
I knew it, most black skin ladies in usa are very wicked.

My aunt in Singapore told me to avoid Black Americans or any black lady when i go to USA.

White ladies are more forgiven.

Loool everyone is not the same but she’s not from the Us though

Edusouls:
What a touching story brother, you were quite strong emotionally to with stand such situation, I tell you the truth many men would break down entirely and would never recover, you see 75% of broken men women have a major hand in it, I found this out as an adult, don’t know why nature made them very unstable and dangerous

I was messed up in the head, no one knew what I was going through, plus I haven’t been to NIgeria in a very very long time so I lost touch, I can’t get from one bus stop to another,so it’s like moving to a totally new place but I was with family....I couldn’t eat and I was shrinking lol...Then with time it all get faded away,took me a while.

Brodapounds:
wow is the said Lady a white Lady or a black American?

She’s black British.

NO and never... Ok let me put this out here, I am not a very perfect guy but I have got this live-in relationship and it lasted for almost 4 years.She loves me so much so I think and bla bla...We got into a bad argument one day and she called cops on me and then I was struggling with my papers so I got arrested,I just thought I had enough so I requested to be deported voluntarily,my babe cried like Bleep for making that kinda decision though she put me in the mess...After a month I got back to Naija,I figured another man moved into my house immediately,same day I got arrested and the house actually belong to me,I paid rent in advance, she’s just living and still coming to say sorry to me while I was locked up....

Again I will say this to anyone who wanna say yes to that question,only you knows your mind....Nobody can really love you the way you love yourself,now I am now the victim of myself. I care less these days.i am me and I am me only.

Took me over 6 months to get over myself in Nigeria,I lost everything and I had to start again.Good news is I am back on feet...I made a very good decision but it wasn’t easy but I scaled through. I hope this story of mine helps someone today.


PS: she slept with my friend too and my friend actually called me to tell me he couldn’t believe that’s who I housed for 4 years,in his word he called her animasheun,that she’s everyone’s babe now,he had to go get his too.

Waste of time and resources.

NEED MORE ADVICE PLZ

Am a student in the UK,i have been here for a year plus now,i still have valid 2 years visa,am thinking of visiting the US instead of going nigeria for christmas and new year,i just wish to be alone somewhere and catch some fun...I have visited nigeria twice since i came to the UK,i dont work,all finances comes from my parent in nigeria...Please advice on the document need and how to go about it...I live in london

Sorry...Sold already...Thanks

hey Nairalanders,i keep getting emails from unknown ppl but i dont know how to check it,can anyone tell me how to check it?

ALso,it is white nd its Wi-Fi + 3G version

Hey,i have an Ipad 2 for sale...I still have the box and charger including the receipt,i bought it at Apple store in London,i just came back from london last week and am willing to sell it,it has no problem i bought it about 4 months ago but i barely use it,i only play internet games on it,i decided to sell it because most internet games on it doesn't work in Nigeria,i will show you the receipt...I will Take a picture of it and upload it...Let me know if you are interested...THE PRICE IS 80k

Only in Nigeria will vice president's wife's cousin wedding will cause road closure

Only in Nigeria will a pastor acquire 4 private jet for himself only and members take danfo(public bus) to his church

Only in Nigeria church now owns Oil stations,TV stations,Hotels,Banks etc and the revenue goes where?

Only in Nigeria will president's wife travels to neighboring country with 32 aides

Only in Nigeria will corrupt leader will go to jail for a year and ended up in a church for thanksgiving

Only Nigeria will president gives actresses and actors National Honour

Only in Nigeria will 365 people receives national honour in a year

Only in Nigeria will a man embezzles 1 billion naira and ended up being right side of the president and another man steals two thousand naira and ended up being in kirikiri for 7 years without any case

Only in Nigeria you will be a local government chairman for 8 years,moves to house of assembly for 8 years,moves to state house for 8 years then move to Aso rock for 8 years and finally go back to your village to be the king

Only Nigeria has 36 god fathers

Only Nigeria President will change a name of a University that has been named before the birth of his grand father and change it to his friend's name

Only in Nigeria at 21st century there are cities with no light

Only in Nigeria,you will use a government plate number because you friend is in Power

Only in Nigeria will police commissioners be guarded by Military

Only in Nigeria you will be jailed but allowed to serve your own jail in your house or anywhere of your choice

MAY GOD HELP NIGERIA AND NIGERIANS

Hey Nairalanders,i would be glad if someone could tell me why United Kingdom is sooooo expensive.

I think this country is the most expensive in the world,things are not normal AND still it remains everyone's dream land expectially Nigerian

For Example,am a student i live in the UK,i pay £400 every month in east london which is not even central,£400 is 100k naija currency for a room,is that normalNot a flat...Just one room without no sitting room...its gonna be a shared apartment.3-4 people might be living in the same flat with you,you will share kitchen and toilet with them.Sitting room will be for let as well...I went to Heathrow Airport 3 days ago,someone called me to come online,i went to there internet cafe to browse,i was surprised when i saw the price...£1 for 10 mins(250 naira for 10 mins)Is that normalThere so called Olympic stadium seats are soo empty,do you know why?Ticket price aren't normal.Several Olympic venues were far from full on day one.

If you live in the UK,you will surely know no one except the rich kids will take black cabs,it's so EXPENSIVE.

I was checking apartment in the Olympic Village...I found a house for 1 million pounds monthly.Isn't that ridiculous(i cant find the link anymore but you can check the internet,just google olympic house for rent in stratford)

Now the question is WHY IS LONDON SO EXPENSIVE