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Literature / Re: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by Omogbenusola(m): 2:22pm On Oct 19, 2015
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LAST WARNING "!!"" ( Various Signs)
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MRS AKOROWEM

No jare...i no go go Mrs Akorowem syd jor..Now it is not about the money anymore. it is about reaping the labour of my fruits ..sorry reaping d Fruits of my labour I mean.

The thing i don suffer because of this girl don too much for me not to tear her..Forget d bet,it is even an achievement for me personally and an added catch to my list.

Choi,i no fit forfeit Ichingbong kpetus for 250 thousand jor. Besides sef,Mrs akorowem na my personal padi..I go beg am ni..She no kuku fit do without me..i go go meet am for Sunday...

She no go vex nani oo. Make she day use cucumber or canned bottle day occupy till. i Cum.

After all i no fit leave tight kitten Like Ichinbong own.go day sweat on top two way express road wey mrs aporowem call Toto..




MAMA CALLS






Its Around 4 30 pm. I talk say make i just Stroll small ,make i no too day anxious and calm my nerves down con come back for the action later today.

I just stroll Go mama peter side ..Make i go chill Small. Na For dere ,My mama call me.

All the Seven thousand and 500 naira wey i bin invest ( abi na waste we go call am ) today on top Inchimbong, Na Monday of this week,my mama send am give me..

My mama no too day call me long like that cos na errytime ,she no day get credit but today,she spent almost 10 mins.. wetin happen today. ??

.She greeted me and Asked whether i don see the money.. i reply say since Monday.. She ask how many studies be .i tell am fine.
"
" Boo"
" Yes ma"
" Boo"
" Mama boo am here .o
Boo .how many times I call u
" 3 times mama
" Boo..pls i beg u ,my mind is not at rest.
" haa ki lo shele mummy "
" Please beware of the company u keep in school..

( here goes d sermon again " - i thought to myself)

." please dont indulge in acts that will tarnish your image and mine.You know since your Father died.. bla bla bla bla..

Av heard u ma..i will behave myself..
" don't keep late nights
" haha ..mummy u av credit oo
" tor...dont forget to go to church tomorrow. U know.


" I will ma..bye bye ..

Chai.Women talk talk . So na Wetin she call me for be that.!!" .Na prayer make she day pray for me, all this advice she day give na F9
.


5 15pm..Make i day rush go house back go cook rice.Oo
.

THE OTHER BIATCH


I reach house around 5 30pm to find Evegran sitting in front of my room ,Crosslegge day shine teeth...Haha ..is this girl OK ??

' Haha evegran,what are you doing here "

The mumu girl just day smile gimme me..E be like say this one no sabi wetin day sup.

" Calm down naa boo " Evening "
" i said what are u doing here "

" haha.ok oo.I was just passing by to see one of my friends and i said i should branch'
.
" Branch to do what ?? Did u call me before u came here " i was shouting at d top of my voice..Wetin go happen if this inchinbong meet this idiot here naw.

" Haa calm down now..Stop acting like a baby " Ok lets go in and sort things out..

" You and who..Evegran abi potatochips or watever u..oya start leaving..see come back on monday ehnn..i will be around and ready for u ..

" I came to visit u and u are sending me away .just like that" she said,tears forming in her eyes.

" No pls..Just come back ..Its not like that..i will explain better later.just leave.see .take 100 naira for bike "
"
" Boo .i dont need your money " Her countenance changed ..

" Ok just leave

" Boo.i loved and showed u all my affection.I wanted your attention and love but u just slept with me and left me like like ...

" Will u start telling history 101 lesson here or will u leave..

" Boo ..God will judge..God will judge.. You promised me love but u...God will judge u.

Will u leave u wrench...i never enjoyed u once.Ur kpetus wey be like community well.See as your toto water day drip everywhere for here .,.Get out of this place and never come back again.. .." i said Furiously.

I didn't say another word before she started moving out with tears in her eyes and as a nice guy ,i escort her out small make she no go lost for road because her reflex action don weak small .

Na as i escort am small.., i see Ichinbong day drop for Okada..Thank God say i no escort dis bitch far or allow her stay much oo,yawa for don bust.

By the time i go check d 100 naira i suppose give am,the idiot girl don somehow somehow don take the money ,use am carry okada..The bastard go spoil person mood for person..


Bro if evagran catch yu.... Lol

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Romance / Re: Names And Their Unique Behaviours. by Omogbenusola(m): 2:13pm On Oct 19, 2015
lurlah2014:
at times it does for me too EG tunde femi wale to mention a few are a no name for me cos either they are GOLD DIGGERS or flirts


Wat of guys lyk me? I hve wale and tunde as part of my names nd m no gold digger or flirt
Politics / Re: Ifa Worshippers Offer To Fight Boko Haram by Omogbenusola(m): 10:58am On Oct 19, 2015
Er0ticAngela:
These Yoruba clowns are utterly confused. So you want to fight against a RPG wielding Boko militant with your charm and dane guns shockedshockedshocked

Why dont these befuddled old men address the security challenges in the west? Kidnappers and armed robbers are running amok all over your region. Your waterways are now becoming unsafe due to the activties of Oil bunkers in the Ikorodu and Arepo creeks of Lagos and Ogun state respectively.

Mr folykaze, the NA/MNJTF will deal with BH in the fullnest of time. Tell your ifa whatever to go and sleep . I am sure they'l pee in their pant if they hear the gun shot of an AK47 Rifle, fired at close range, talk more of an Anti Aircraft Artillery


Minna gurl.... At least they want to help... Which syd for mx?
Politics / Re: Ifa Worshippers Offer To Fight Boko Haram by Omogbenusola(m): 10:57am On Oct 19, 2015
Er0ticAngela:
These Yoruba clowns are utterly confused. So you want to fight against a RPG wielding Boko militant with your charm and dane guns shockedshockedshocked

Why dont these befuddled old men address the security challenges in the west? Kidnappers and armed robbers are running amok all over your region. Your waterways are now becoming unsafe due to the activties of Oil bunkers in the Ikorodu and Arepo creeks of Lagos and Ogun state respectively.

Mr folykaze, the NA/MNJTF will deal with BH in the fullnest of time. Tell your ifa whatever to go and sleep . I am sure they'l pee in their pant if they hear the gun shot of an AK47 Rifle, fired at close range, talk more of an Anti Aircraft Artillery


Minna gurl.... At least they want to help... Which syd for mx?
Romance / Re: Signs That A Girl Has Given Up On You.... by Omogbenusola(m): 11:35pm On Oct 18, 2015
memyselfndi:
Not only ladies, even d guys too exhibit such attitude wen dey no longer care for a lady

Thnk yu jare
Romance / Re: What's Your Take On Dis? by Omogbenusola(m): 8:18pm On Oct 17, 2015
Harbosede02:
I can't date a guy dah is younger than me...my mate sef is a no go area


Thnk God m nt yr mate oo, I get hope angry
Romance / Re: What's Your Take On Dis? by Omogbenusola(m): 8:16pm On Oct 17, 2015
firstEVA:
. I am old school, I prefer to be with a man at least 4 years older than I am. I don't want to have any reason to look down on my man.



U see.... Now where's d place of love
Romance / What's Your Take On Dis? by Omogbenusola(m): 7:22pm On Oct 17, 2015
Do you really mind d age difference between you and your boo? cos hve heard girls countless number of times saying "they can't marry their mates cos they wnt respect him nd other reasons lyk that"
Romance / Re: Does Doing This Classify Me As A Pervert? by Omogbenusola(m): 4:01pm On Oct 17, 2015
misspicy:
Yes you are a chronic pervert cool


Haba... Jux curiosity
Romance / Re: Does Doing This Classify Me As A Pervert? by Omogbenusola(m): 3:59pm On Oct 17, 2015
[quote author=Jarizod post=39042804]I don't know if its just me but I discovered that I check out every female moniker I come across on Nl..

Do u do the same or am I just a classified perv grin


It's natural jare.... Jux lyk ladies check out monikers too
Romance / Re: Shout Out To The Person You Lost Your Virginity To!! by Omogbenusola(m): 8:26pm On Oct 16, 2015
kaziblake:
Shout shame to john,he nearly did it 2day but I realise myself and refused#team virgin till marriage

CR7 future wife?
Romance / What Would You Do? by Omogbenusola(m): 7:13pm On Oct 12, 2015
There is this good friend of mine a gurl, we're actually so close nd even tagged ourselves bestfriends but something happened, I fell in love with her nd as it turned out she refused, I was so devastated cos I Neva expected to be rejected after many trials, she eventually dated another guy and they broke up recently, since then she's been on my neck trying to get me to date her... Yr advice pple cos e no easy to leggo
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When Ladies Can't Look At A Guy Straight In The Eye? by Omogbenusola(m): 11:14pm On Oct 11, 2015
elantraceey:



That's a very wrong philosophy which is not always the case.

Sometimes thru tho
Romance / Re: Preparing To Date by Omogbenusola(m): 10:39am On Oct 08, 2015
tania28:
Myles. Muroe wrote this book abt dating

Very true.. Read it too
Romance / Re: Dilemma by Omogbenusola(m): 10:24pm On Oct 04, 2015
abbssx:

@ Bible thumpers. You are right though. I guess I was just trying to give the person the benefit of the doubt. He also knows that I won't give him his papers. I told him that he will have to get it via some other means but not from me. Which he is okay with. Anyways I guess it's good to hear the truth from other folks. Sometimes when you miss someone a lot then you start to double check yourself or make excuses.

We have broken up already anyways. Thank you so much for the advice I really appreciate it

Nobody has quipped anytin gud abt d guy but wat if he isn't a scam, wat if his love is genuine, wat if his feeling is being misinterpreted for desperate measures to get wat he could using other means??
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If Your Sister Flaunt Her P*ssy In A Party Like This? by Omogbenusola(m): 11:22pm On Sep 10, 2015
Lol, blame free show
Romance / Re: Farano's Thread Brought About Dis Post... by Omogbenusola(m): 10:24pm On Sep 02, 2015
Nothing o, just Dat u quipped dat"sme days are like dat" can you elaborate on Dat lol
Romance / Re: Farano's Thread Brought About Dis Post... by Omogbenusola(m): 2:15pm On Sep 02, 2015
Alienstar haha haba
Romance / Morality Is Fast Disappearing by Omogbenusola(m): 1:48pm On Sep 02, 2015
Really wit wat am seeing today, be like sei immorality no be any big deal to pple again nd I blame girls largely wid deir dressing attitude
Romance / Re: Farano's Thread Brought About Dis Post... by Omogbenusola(m): 7:30am On Aug 30, 2015
Thnk God u ladies know dis sha
Romance / Farano's Thread Brought About Dis Post... by Omogbenusola(m): 3:07pm On Aug 29, 2015
Yes! Been wanting to write somethin on dis but I guess farano's thread jux inspired me...... I jux read smetin nw on farano's thread ' of a guy doing sometin wit her lap while in a public transport' while not blaming u for anytin I want to actually point out a fact...ladies! Men are not robots that will jux see smetin and take off deir eyes, these days gurls are getting more sexy and in turn boys are expected to be more upright and behaving...u have to understand guys are weak wen it comes to controlling urges and to a large extent gurls to prevent unpleasant circumstances such as d one d@ happened wit Franco, tink twice b4 u dress especially publicly, d way u're dressed is d way u're addressed .... Ahmean what's d point of dressing for men to get erections wen dey see u wen d@'s nt yr own original intentions....think twice babes...naija gurls una too much...mua
Romance / Re: Tips For Approching Women by Omogbenusola(m): 6:41pm On Aug 28, 2015
How u take know embarassed[/experience]

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