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LMAO very funny.

Badman888:
awww they called u pussy sucker strike back, now i want to see fight

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Rhodalyn:
lol Omo, U're funny please stick to the first one bout minding your own bixnix

don't worry. i will mind my own business. ppl that dont ming their own business start beef and i aint one of those people so i am now shutting up.

i'm going to mind my own business [s]even though i really want to know what this beef is about[/s].

ever heard the saying " you can't turn a hoe into a house wife ?"

ANCIENT:
If you will agree with me which I know u will, the best and father in the nigeria movies industry if the very one -Pet, u no him, complete his name.

so called Okonkwo, thats my model among the nigeria movies stars

I don't know who your talking about. What movies has he been in ?

My friends know me better than I know myself and my friends arent scared to keep it real with me.

I forgot to add problem child 1&2 and yemi my lover 1&2

let it slide ko, let it jump ni. learn to mind your own business.

men lie because they r human. and humans always fxck up. i found out that humans aren't perfect.

[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=14165.msg393829#msg393829 date=1149115378]na small pikin we dey compare beyonce with? FUNNY![/quote]hotangel ma wa ba enu e. wats ur problem ? u know thats not how ur suppose to answer the question.

Na wo 4 u men.


I think she was just joking o.

ok. i will L but on LOL

is that good enough

davidylan:
See me see age of consent o!  

Sex at 16? Let me catch that daughter of mine!

At this stage, we should be more interested in making a future out of our lives than seeking ages of consent to have sex! Moral age of consent - 21!

Read your books! 15 yr old high school students already planning the dates of their first sex!

uncle david, take it easy. calm down. no vex.

[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=14181.msg393897#msg393897 date=1149117497]haaa, my sister don't start doing any oshi oo. haaa!! GO TO SCHOOL FIRST. I know you're joking sha. I trust u wont do that.[/quote]of course i'm just joking. i have a lot of planning and reading to do , b4 i think about sex and babies. but when its time i will make sure its god's time. and ya'll will be proud of me.

My big fat greek wedding :

the greek mother says " men are the head of the house, and women are the neck which the man cant function without"

if those arent the exact words then its something like that.

From the movie Summibare,

Lobito tells his gf or the aunti ( i cant really remember , but it goes something like this " Ma[b] wa[/b] aunti ye"

and then the aunti says " je ki ma lo. oko ni o ma wa mi, o so mi di legedi's benz, o ni pe o ma wa mi"

it goes somthing like that. anyways watch the movie and u will understand it better.

I wanna see sound of music. is it a naija film ?

anyways my favorite childhood movie is Coming to America. I love that movie, I will always love it. Infact i saw it a few weeks ago.

[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=14181.msg393889#msg393889 date=1149117220]The answer to that question is YES. Cos then u are no longer considered a 'minor'. And the guy u have sex with, no matter how old he is (older that is -- if u do a younger guy, U WILL GO TO JAIL -- lol), won't go to jail. Afterall u are above minor.[/quote]ok so next year i can start my doing my oshi. 

thanks 4 informing me.

another question. if the age of consent where i live is 16 does that mean i can have sex with a guy of any age ? can i marry him ? have his baby ?

what is the age of consent to get married ?? i need to know just in case.

lauryn:
It has nothin to do with religion, its just lame

thats another reason why the joke is wack. i didnt even get it, i thought it had to do with reilgion. this joke so wack instead to be laughing @ it i am wasting time discussing it. aint that something ?

this joke was wack. or maybe its because i really dont find religious jokes funny.

Homegirl , u r crazy we-re ni e. ori e o pe.









i'm just joking. only u and him know what ur ya'll have between urself. as long as there is trust and love then ur good. don't let anybody tell u bour ur feelings , including me. OK



do u and let me know the results.

I agree Trya is the bomb,

Christans try to convert u because its apart of the religion. But with everything there r extreme levels.

Skidoc:
Omogenaija, why are you so rude? He just asked a simple question!

I wasn't being rude. I was just answering him a question. And what's your business ? If he thinks I was being rude , then he should confront me not u. amebo(noisy person). 

spikelord:
Is Dare a Gopel singer?

if he wasnt a gospel singer than he wouldnt sing be on www.nigerianGOSPELmusic.com

didn't u anything in this topic answer that question for u , before you even asked that question??

didn't u beyonce's mother's name is destiny ?

hence the name destiny's child.

so since destiny's child is solo she sometimes features a girl named Kelly Rowland and so girl names Michelle. I dont know Michelle's last name.



i once went to a music store and saw a picture of beyonce by herself which said destiny's child as her name.

i will see if i can get the picture online.

i dont mean to mess up the joke, but i dont get it.