Ranoscky:

We are stil suffering from the fruit that Adam ate since the beginning of the world so, if I eat the fruit, it's stil part of the suffering.

that fruit no gree rotten. e dey regenerate and remain fresh,
But if madam's flight gets cancelled nko?

Ranoscky:

Ahh. . .Breathe fresh air ke? . . . .All the once wey I don dey breathe wen the opportunity neva com, shey na dirty air? . . . .Omo mehn, agro na bad thin O, I no dey slack for dat kain opportunity, my broda!

I for like be ur landlord,
I know say u go dey get controls well well and u go dey use am bribe me if ur house rent never complete

who no like better thing?

rokiatu:

Try to work it out, or simply let go.

The end of a relationship is not the end of the world.

Try and let it go jor,
I am sure he has left her at the bus stop and he is on to the next

i had that impression too,
But while explaining that too him, he said, 'have u ever faced a temptation and it is no more a matter of if but when?'
that was what got me thinking and led to this,

Ranoscky:

Right at the spot that I know that madam's car is no longer at the parking lot.

I hope she won't be online as at then,
U no even wait to breathe fresh air?

haba me ke?
No o, i go church yesterday for ash o (ash wednesday)
I am just asking based on something that happened

you have a 26 year old neighbour that works in one of the blue chips which has gifted her with all the basic toys.
She has made it VERY obvious to you that she does not mind a romp with u and nothing more,
your madam has travelled and would be away for two months minimum.
Knowing from the subtle signs she has dropped, how long do you think u can hold on before falling for the temptation to eat the apple?

can u giv me the cost of a MB c-class 2004 model?
this should include shipping and cost of clearance in Nigeria
thank u

I just called your number now.
You did not pick (do not say price has gone up when u do ooo ).
I am interested in picking it.

Goldieluks:

Tosin what do you mean by most of ''you Nigerian ladies''?
for your info, there are loads of good Nigerian women everywhere,so don't get twisted already.

LesbianBoy:

Say the truth u are not among them

dude she did not ask for the car na,

190:



Better for me!
I would sharply rush to the bank and pay their dowries!!

i hope they do not have a large appetite, na die be that

u think u will love them both or are u afraid the other might be tempted to sleep wiv u

md4real:


i anit man, just a boi.lol

dude, u killed me,

as easy as it is to say no, just tell her that u expected some funds (which u had planned givin to her), unfortunately it did not come. that you can't be of help.
But if u are a student, d gurl wicked gan, she no get BF?

Swaggz ,
hope i won't hear, "yo! i just got ma groove on. I'm a holla at y'all later, peace"

did the mother get her groove back ?

trust me, the other side of town will not let that day coem to pass,
market don spoil be that ke!!!

Pweety4me:

Or the worst. . .

Na s*x u dey use show appreciation? wat a LIFE!

NOW COME TELL ME DAT I AM STARVED OF S*X. . .SHIORRR!

this is some real ishh

You!!!!
(whispers)Do I know about it?

ehm ehm,
It is my joy to inform u all that i have taken the bold step and ,

Na wa o,
Is that all u will tell me??

(whispers), er mm abekeade, would it be too early to ask her to marry me or I wait till tomorrow morning?

life is never fair

He should keep quiet and, (in his mind) end the friendship.
He should flee like Jacob after 'stealing his brother's birthright (na the same thing o)