Please tell me we share the same last name,

foyeks2001:

come over now plsssssssssss
cant wait to eat u raw , u know
_{*finally got a val*}

omolasgidi:

Eat me raw

you'd need somfin to water it down,
I am pepper hot,

Eat me raw

there is nothig wrong,
i have a friend whose mom had the same surname wiv the dad.
Different town and states,
she stilll claims she uses her own surname and has not adopted the husband's,

All of a sudden the sun just started shining (emi nikan tan)
we can catch the sunset and enjoy it (pray every one leaving the island are not in a rush, dem horn go spoil the serenity)
where are u, let me fly down there and scoop u away?

^^^^^sweets, make it easier for me then.
just say yes, i'l see whether there is enough time to book a boat ride under the 3rd mainland

Got nothing,
no date
going home to my indomie and eggs

kayalla:

Ladies wld u waste time seducing a guy u actually like instead getting down to bizness?

na advice i find ooo

iice:

What do you mean get down to business?

i guess i should hang around,

sweeti14:

okay. . . . . . . . . so how do you want us to help

leave this man alone jare,
so can I get your number?
let me attach a voice to the picture in my head,

where is my bedroom, need to sleep, (walks out head shaking regretably)

happy for u.
Wish there could be more like them, (without the pretense)

iyatrustee:

^^^^^ here she is

@iyatrustee, hmmm
I hope u won't poison me o!!!!
make i write my will first, then we go see if we fit achieve something.
U have a val date yet

hmmm, iice, true. but u know that
every man cherishes a lonely fine woman that needs a shoulder to cry on.
Na dat tyme shoulder dey broad well well,

I have no one yet, !!!!
hmmm, who would like to make me smile na?

babes, it usually never works,

let me answer for daniel michael,
erm erm , i don't think so

madam, if ur marriage is still a year old.
it can swing either way, either he still has not come to terms with the fact that he is married,
or he is soo attached to his friends (and that means, u pray they are too busy or get married soon)
u can even arrange the drinks in the house and make the pepper soup, or nkwobi(it most times does not work but some guys are wowed by this and will appreciate the effort)
u inviting the person he respects does not necessarily change anything. he can tolerate it for a while but a man has got to do what a man has got to do.
Men that drink do not change overnight (spiritual attack may change him pronto)
the early years na die, it just depends on how u handle it, most times u do not need anyone's advice, a little understandng works a lot of magic as all me are not the same and u can't have the result Mrs. A or B have

This is a war that will take a long time opening the eyes of naija peeps.
the only thing is to show them a fone that they can chat like crazy on

e better makme u buy the BB, this IPAD matter go hook u for neck like bow tie

i do not need a witch doctor to tell me he did leave it in,
plus, his hormones dey overdrive,
nothing can work/save him now

the consequence is that u just made the job of the next man easier

^^î am, where is she?

well, erm,, i er,

^^we should be together, we will live in harmony, lol