Men! Creatures after my own heart

madam too, ,
So tell me, what makes it that way then

now that hurts might feelings, 
u just reminded me say na naija i dey, 
Shait! u are rite, i am gettin celibate

one chick thats post once in a while
has a nice profile picture

I guess we can blame the sun for that,
When it is too HOT, she no go fine
But when the sun sets or it does not come out in full force, she na beauty all the way.

I need one too,
I have come out of my shell o
(thinking of Ademiller, oops! hope i did not say that loud )

Don't worry, u are alright,
There has to be a Judas to betray Jesus and a Reuben to sleep wiv the father's concubine

yes, I can
not eaten it in a month (Going to get me 3wraps this morning sha )

The problem has always been we like to see what can be handily achieved and not what we and the next generations can enjoy.
Except u are talking of the phases at which we will measure the milestones achieved for this project, there's nothing wrong with a 25 year- projection if u ask me, Dubai did not get there by planning two years (when we discovered oil, they were still riding camels)

omolasgidi:

can u giv me the cost of a MB c-class 2004 model?
this should include shipping and cost of clearance in Nigeria
thank u

Still await info on this,

Bruv, I do not envy at allllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!
The day u hit it, its going be like christmas in June

i still await mine

28-35, competition is not stiff

Was in my final year in school. we both had no one we were dating.
Was happy for once with a woman. It was total. everyone knew us.
Was so bad that her course mates thought I was a member of that class (u could hear the whipers )
We dated for 10months before we broke up
After 5years, she started calling me again and later asked me why i was not returning her calls? I made her realise that if i did, I was bringing back buried memories which was not good since she was involved with someone else.
We later hooked up and now she wants me to be her boyfriend again cos the fiance has travelled abroad to study.
She claims she does not want to date anyone cos she knows it won't lead anywhere but knows i would understand if she ends it when he comes back (if i do not make her pregnant or marry her b4 then).
Imagine

Tell ur pastor,
Buy him a bottle of a very good brand after he has skibashed and told the congregation that u and the victim person are meant to be

roymary:

If he doesn't call you like he should, it means he's not so into you.

I hope it is allowed for a guy to think like that

I hope by older, u mean in the range of 33-39 and not 50-60?
I can't imagine my eyes following those things to the floor cos of the need to see what should have been pointing at me

Odunnu:

Bahd bwoi

U like ?

Omolola1:

gbam!

Gbam wetin?
Do not waste your time!
We hear of and see people like this. When u have not put a ring on it, affection, like weather, changes.
The least is some sweet talking guy coming to 'tell' her what 'she' wants to hear.
IMO, i would say let her know how u feel but truss (i like that,  ) me, she is gone (but i hope it is a phase she is just passing thru).
I have been on the other side too much and I do not like the way the main guys suffer.
so if na me o, I will save my tears for someone's funeral, my two cents

Ranoscky:

Ma guy, Na make I just go chop my own share clean mouth be my own, no be to sleep inside the punny!

@least, de punny is mine for de whole duration of tym wey madam no dey (Omo mehn, na enjoyment galore O)

Dude, wrap am o!
make dem no go dey wonder why her belle dey shoot when na only am dey house

Richest black skin alive.
I need the hook-up!
Who know am?

I sell tissue paper, the lady beside me sells paraga.
which one do u need?