₦airaland Forum

Curlieweed: Apeeshit media, again! Darn!

Lol

First,it was Michelle is a transgender now this......wetin d obamas do these ppl now.

Titiluvly: Haa..Bros u de vex o...I never said so nau...those r d names I cud remember..moreover I greeted evryone in da house regardles of d names I mentioned..

My dear no mind an jaree,a tree cannot form a forest. This forum is open to any prospective c14 so make anybody no dey form patron or matron here. We are here to rub minds. Here na barrack,one person go anoda person come. Life is too short to b claiming na we. I appreciate everybody n dats all.

Sodiqyinka u dey forrm say u no see my last mail abi?ok

Muthola: The thing tire me o, I just dey write my story jeje, I no know wetin concern me and AntispamBot o

Just forgive and forget.

sodiqyinka: You cant do anything. Just wait till d status list comes out.

Sadeeq,I sent u a PM

nabsprada: yes dear,horlawoomey was banned so he is using his other moniker

Tanx nabsprada....hola wetin u do dem now

Muthola: I have never been banned in here before, I don't know what it meant only to find out the reply button is not showing again. I don't know what happened between me and the antispamBot while trying to update my REFLECTION diary.

I can't just wait till my ban expires next tomorrow before I comment here.

Horlawoomey.

Is muthola horlawoomey?

Very funny picture.

richybanky: how u dey nau

I gentle ooooo.

richybanky: Dear me go runs am ni ooo cus I no get anything to do for north

So u wan leave me abi,crying..no,I go redeploy come join u sef. We don stick togeda

[quote author=Macmilla]Eyaa. I thought of that too cos the antagonism was too much, more like she just wanted to be noticed.


N she has bin noticed.....shikena

Macmilla: You are right, but sometimes you have to teach ppl some hard lessons the hard way. That young lady Funke has been acting like a recently jilted fellow. Sodiq has been doing his thing trying to inform us all and all the little brat has been doing was to call him names like say Sodiq na her ex boyfriend.
Polite constructive arguments are welcome here. Most of us are here for ammendment of our half knowledge. But calling of names is not allowed. She overstepped her tiny boundary and the result was not very palatable for her.

I knw n I tink she has learnt her lessons. So make e end dia btw u don't knw if she wants something else from sadeeq..winks

[quote author=richybanky]Richybanky my secret crush no worry u must go dis batch cos na de same state,lg,town n same ppa we go serve.

Seriously,its high time we stop to exchangr of words. This forum is to help us answer our questions n to get to knw ourselves n to b api. I take God beg una

He walked into an Internet cafe and asked for the manager's office. He was show the way. He walked gracefully towards the office, knocked and he was asked to come in.

"What can I do for you?", the manager asked. "I would like to be your errand boy", was his reply. "I will keep your cafe as well as your office clean, make you tea and or coffee whenever you need and will be at your disposal anytime you need someone to go wash your car, clean your house or anything chores needed to be done."

"You mean you want to be my office boy?", the manager asked. "Yes sir, if that is what you call it.", was his reply.

He was granted the job. Hours turned into days, and days turned into weeks. Apart from being the "office boy", he would help customers having technical problems with their computers or help them data mine information they are looking for to use in their researches, some of them being lecturers in the University.

Then the cafe had a network problem, he solved it before anyone could wink. The manager, one morning called him to his office. "When and where did you learn how to fix computers, perform data mining and so on?", he asked. "I am a graduate of Information Technology", was his reply. The manager took a deep breath and said, "I have been planning to expand my business, but never found the right person to help. I am openning up a new office tomorrow and would like you to be my partner as well as my manager in that branch, my lawyer will get the contract ready by the end of the day. If you can drive, pick from any of the cars outside. I will deal with other things like better accommodation and whatever needed after tomorrow. That will be all."

"Thank you sir", was his reply. "No, thank you" was his bosses reply. He walked out speechless, dumb founded and any word used to describe a confused entity. "One last thing", his boss called back at him. "Can I ask you a question?", asked his boss. "Of course sir", he replied. His boss took a deep breath, "Why did you choose to be an errand boy instead of seeking for a job as a professional Information Technology expert?", he asked. He took a deep breath, and smiled, "Sir, humility is the gate way to might and greatness".

To all those yeye graduate sitting on their patched trousers, running from one office to another with photo copies of their credentials for the past five years, I am dedicating this one to you.
Copied from our own nairaland let us learn

Nigeia is getting more interesting

Horlawoomey: Thank God say you appreciate am, you go manage the violence now

Tank u jaree dat rivers go make sense bt I no want. Dat expensive place. Make I finish my money borrow join......na I no want. Goodmorning my e-family

noordean: dat one no b small ..wia ur secondary school dey?

Egbe in kogi state....ECWA George campion academy.

noordean: so u sabi yoruba lik ds

Yes o boss. I sabi small

At sodiqyinka.....for secondary school dat time I dey sing dis song to one gal wey sabi vex...olukoso npale ogun Mon orisa Mas Je o tenu mi jade. On behalf of her I say no vex.

Goodwork.

Wotever lights his candle

noordean: pele dear...has it now bin repaired?

Tanx...yes it has bin repaired. Good morning boss,wish u nice day

[quote author=princetunex]Another reason to dump your bb . Hw have u bn?[/quote

Lailai,even if I dump dis one I go still buy anoda bb. Am fine n u

My fone crashed in d afternoon n it felt like my world crashed cos I couldn't afford to lose people like my e-family. Haaaaaaa,am api to b back

Nabsprada my love!!! I rejoice with u today,may all ur heart desires come tru,may today mark d begining of forward ever n backward never in ur life. U are made for greatness dearie. Hapi belated bday to u,llnp n av fun.

[quote author=nabsprada][i]Today I'm grateful to God for adding a year unto my years and for blessing me with these amazing personalities

Oh dis is so sweet of u,I appreciate u a lot dearie. On behalf on mysef n everytin within me I wish u a very api bday. May u live long to b a great woman,may all ur heart desires come to reality. Shalom my love

muyiwaadekunle1: Olabisi Onabanjo University for me should not be in Nigeria's top 90 schools for 2014, we finished our final exam since May and my department is yet to tender their result to the senate, I am not even sure if we could make this November batch anymore.

Lol.....b patient cos ur time no go pass u

Good old days