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missjo:
You saw it here first, that's what is next.

nwasinachi:
You born the first one=sickle cell, you born the second one = sickle cell, You still carry belle born third, born fourth. pls why are u punishing those children?

herzern:
Survivors are still on earth....
They take them to an hospital.....

Samguine:
Former media aide to ex-President Goodluck Jonathan, Dr Doyin Okupe has expressed joy over the emergence of Donald J. Trump as the President-elect of the United States of America.

Okupe on Wednesday on his Facebook page said Trump “contested against the entire american establishment” and won.

Quoting from Psalms 33 verses 10 and 11 of the the Holy Bible, Okupe wrote, “The Lord bringeth the counsel of the heathen to nought, He maketh the devices of the people of non effect. The counsel of the Lord standeth for ever.”

He also quoted from Psalms 2 verses 1, 2, and 4 adding, “Hillary Clinton, her husband Bill and the Democrats are the protagonists of liberalism in America. They encourage homosexuality, same sex marriage and all sorts of societal immorality in the USA. To make matters worse in July this year Hilarry publicly stated that, the words of the Bible (the Word of God) be changed to accommodate “current” social realities. What a blasphemy against Jehovah, the maker and ruler of the universe, the God of all flesh, the only living and Supreme God. The bible says “the word of God is settled” how can we imagine that God will allow someone who will change His word to have power! Vanity and nothing short is of vanity.”

Okupe also said Trump’s victory was a clear indication of the “awesomeness of God”.

“The events of today is a robust testimony to all, christian and non Christians, about the awesomeness of this God, who has ridiculed all the so-called Principalities and Powers of the world and has used the foolish things of this world to confound the wise men of the world.

“God is going to usher in a new order in the world and its affairs. Only the righteous will prevail.

“For this historic victory, of a man with no experience in politics or public or military service, We give ALL Glory to the Almighty God and His Son Jesus Christ to whom all honour, praise and adoration, is due.”

Source: https://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/clinton-lost-because-she-wanted-to-edit-the-holy-bible-%E2%80%93-doyin-okupe.225956/

coolbreezy01:
Now this Is serious.

Did I read adamawa.

Let that guy be arrested as fast as possible cause he is a boko haram cause a normal human being with a heart cannot do such except a brainwashed religious fanatic...

ucnwafor:
ladies can be hypocritical 4 africa on how can lola view this thread nd walk away, she knows the truth but she refuse to comment, cos men dont pretend since I will be able to make decisions without compromising but on the ladies side, it s another issue altogether mehn

herzern:
So....
Omoni.....yhu disaqree with me abi......

bestspoke:
please cum quickly o

Suurulere:
Thanks dear. KD is now nice and cool. I was there in July (2016) and I'm going again this December. El-Rufai is really trying especially in Kaduna and Zaria.

bestspoke:
lol...I don't mind oo

come and give me your blessing na

bestspoke:
So they say, "the fastest way to get a man to marry you, is to cook his best meal and serve it with a chilled bottle of coke" -okay, nobody said that, i just totally made that up.

But, if it was true; then Nneka would never get married.
Nneka, was my church crush - church, in the sense that we attended the same church and she was in the choir - so yeah,church crush!But you see, she wasn't like any other choir girl you know. Forget those "head-tie wearing, Ankle skirt" girls you're probably imagining.
Nneka had class, and ass too - not sure which was more, but both were in abundance. Her figure eight ( shape wasn't helping matters, not to talk of her clear American accent - Mehn! Angels had to be made this way.

So yeah, we eventually started dating after I broke forcefully out of the deep shackles of friend zone I was submerged in - middle finger village witches during the course of our dating, she kept complaining about the money I spent eating out and buying junk food. I never really had a problem with this cos' I barely had time to cook for myself, with my 9 - 8 job and all. - Yeah, 9am to 8pm! My boss was directly related to the devil himself.

Anyways, she offered to cook and insisted on spending the weekend. She was going to "spoil me silly" with different kinds of dishes I had never tasted. I knew right then, that I had found the one. No more cornflakes and indomie for one week - goodbye carbohydrates; Hello protein!!I fell deeper in love.

Saturday finally arrived, and I was treated to a huge plate of Egusi soup - Everybody's favourite.I'm not much of a Bible story kinda guy, but after first taste, I knew instantly that soup must have been inspired by the story of Lot and the Pillar of Salt. My Egusi soup was filled with the missing parts of the Pillar of Salt. I'm not joking, I might have as well, ordered a salt solution instead - heck! it felt like it.

But I let it slide, maybe she was just nervous cooking for me for the first time - Love, really is blind.By evening, we had Beans - or should I even call it that? Beans used to be my favourite food, until Nneka catwalked into my life. Now all I see when I think of Beans is horror and battlefields.
You think I'm lying? Okay, picture David and Goliath. Yep, remember those stones David picked before the fight? - yep! those ones.They were present in my dinner plate.

Actually, I think I had more stones than Beans for dinner - but then again Love prevailed, I let it slide.It was when I saw her washing raw rice into hot palm oil the next morning,she told me she wanted to prepare fried rice, I knew that I was finished."Blood of Donald Trump!! ", I shouted! But deep down, I was certain the end was finally here. At that moment, I knew my village witches had won the battle - they were probably twerking to a Gospel beat sef at that time.It's been two weeks since that weekend and I've not had the mind to return her calls or texts.

Please, how do you arrange your lips to tell somebody you're not doing again?Brother zone has never felt more perfect to me. I willingly zone myself.I give up abeg, I'm not doing again joor!

sharpwriter:
Sorry o sister.....shebi yours is religious
Mine is on business....I was looking at a thread and following it....and suddenly i couldn't find it again...and the thread wasn't a spam , neither was it offensive... I am just so disappointed that this is happening on nairaland. Dont be surprised if this complaint of yours is removed. I blasted them some days ago and my acct was suspended. I have requested for explanations Nd i got none. They dont want constructive criticism. #powerthings

Phi001:
See wicked lecturer...
You cannot even give someone 70%

Phi001:
Section A
1. C
2. A
3. C
4. C
5. A

Section B
1. Love is the unexplainable force that pulls two people together for no apparent reason, causing them to be overwhelmed by passion and compassion. This usually causes an almost or complete shutdown of the part of the brain that reasons logically. It is one the most potent forces on earth.
The Hebrew Scriptures equate God to love. A new testament scholar ranks it as the greatest of the three things that last forever.

Now, these three things last forever--charity, faith and hope--but of them, charity is the greatest - Paul, AD62

2. A kiss is defined as the shortest possible distance between two lips.
It is important because it expresses intimacy even without actual sexual intercourse.

3. I can't categorically answer this question. This is because females are a most complex set of beings. I can't pretend to understand their minds either wholly or partially.

4. Both parties cherish relationships, although unfaithful isotopes exist. However, the female group have been found to cherish relationships a tad bit more.

Theory
OLOSHO!



Professor ominighoblessing, coman mark my script

tsamson:
1. A
2. C
3. B
4. B
5. A

SECTION B,

Love maybe define as a state of mind that bring a mind whereby hormes are released into the brain to create an emotional friendky State..

2. For some reason, according to Dr. Tsamson the grand phychologist.. Unfaiithfulness is in the blood of all girls but not yet et manifested.. But for resons such as money and dissatifaction may trigger it..


SECTION C.

Sometimes ladies may lust after a certain guy but reason such as ego, money factor, status factor, location factor, age factor etc may hinder or make it impossible to woo the oppossite sex

Sexytemi:
hmmmmm
this one pass jamb and post utme o

Mimienudles:
1. C
2. A
3. C
4. A
5. A

Section B
1. Love is that unquestionable seed planted In the heart, it grows to overshadow all other feelings when it is mainly mortured with Trust, men of old ages that were fighters, fighting and conquering all sorts of things tried to fight love but failed so, significantly, love is that unconditional feeling that conquers all.

2. A kiss brings two pure hearts of genuine lovers together in spirit

3. Insecurity

4. Both, if only and only if, there's love


Section 3

Fear of being seen as cheap, desperate, sex freak, abandoned, olosho

Justmeal:
I want to know you please. PM me

DESNAT:
Omoni dear,i have headache at the moment...i cant even reason well o... I tried to answer 'what is love?' and all i could mutter was 'love is magic.'

sinaj:
Abeg who get 2 pen

project8:
so obj too is an hausa man? so dressing like an igbo man makes one an igbo? or dressing in yoruba attire makes one a yoruba? kai this pple sef

Maxi112:
hahaha

miss you guys more, I'd join you guys soon