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MrTeymee:
Buhaha.. you never chi chum chin
Lemme slide into your Dms la

MrTeymee:
Nice.. Ikom is cool .. Unlike calabar here

MrTeymee:
6 platoon repping. So hwfar ur posting? where dem put u

MrTeymee:
Congrats bro. Welcome to Obubra ... I'm a CrossKopa A16

abbas99:
Haha...badt gal

abbas99:
When I mistakenly texted my female coursemate happy mastu.rba.tion instead of matriculation....damn autocorrect

DanielRyan:
mine was wen I was abt 15yrs old, I went to an evening programme in church den I slept off so wen they asked everybody to stand, some body woke me to stand so wen I did, I was still sleeping without knowing wen dey asked everybody to sit den it was jux me standing and sleeping..... u can imagine

tobbie4:
Mine was the day I farted while on a queue @ GTBank Aba Road Ph and everyone in on the queue knew it was me...

Goldenprinz:
A lady invited me to her place, prior to that time, she gave me green light but I didn't want to date her den has I reached I met a guy which she introduced to me nd I later got to know dat f guy is d boy friend....... they started their play making me felt jealous I stood up going, she followed me and saw me off to where I got bike.....when I got home she den call me nd ask ARE U ANGRY, I was mad.........never mind wot apen after dat

davtosh:
I went to check a friend at the Polytechnic Ibadan, around 1992 and I knocked on his door at the hostel I was hearing ppl chat and laugh inside. So I called his name and a guys voice answered " He is not around what should we tell him"

I replied " When he come tell..." They didn't allow me to land when I had eehn eewoo laughing at the bomb I dropped.They must be four or five and ladies were among them. In fact how it came out from my mouth I don't know "When he come"

I knew they were coming to open the door to see the face of the suicide bomber , Na so I run with the speed of light to wards a group of students coming and joined them, then we were coming together towards their door and I saw them open the door still laughing like hyaenas "old boy E DON vamoose" I had on said Na so I just bone waka pass with my "colleagues" Since that day I make sure im sure of what to say before talking ,cause by nature I stammer a little.

HULSH:
U guyz will not kill me

gregyboy:
My most ebarasssing moment was in junior skul wen i mistakely touched my crush on her bum and she gave me a knock on my head and everybody laff at me and my juniors even made mock of me

metallisc:
don't worry, i will tell you in camera!

metallisc:
oya prove it!

metallisc:
so you haff joined bad gang!

2dugged:
hehehehe, I will , Donald Trump has made me realize anything is possible

bigerboy200:
past tense of shiiiiitt.lol

WilliamsNedd:
You na chairlady for modifying tins o. U know na

2dugged:
my sister I need to fear o,the Internet never forgets and my own embarrassing moment na very interesting one ,and i wan be governor's wife someday

Ryabcool:
Lol! So Mermaids are white women? Look at the blonde hair.

Mschewwww! This sheit is faker than a prostitute's orgasm.

teebillz:
Lucky you. Otherwise, you know na.

2dugged:
Hmmmm, can't forget that day sha, anyway make I nor talk this forum is too public for such,before I go be first lady tomorrow now dem go begin dig out every thing

teebillz:
I hope he didn't ask you to do the needful before he let you off the hook.