₦airaland Forum

TLisieux:
Because you always fall for the wrong guys. Good guys are everywhere but an average gal does not even give them a chance.

well u can't be 100% sure that its the case for EVERY average girl

halfricanadian:
Babe even luck is not lucky

hehehehehehehe true dear

halfricanadian:
a smart good girl will b used once

Nd gather up her dignity nd move on

fate is been used

Faith is moving on from that to something greater nd better stop thinkin of it start living ur life

I take your last sentence. ...but you know, one isn't always lucky.

justified10:
after batchA stream 2

oh ok thanks

all these isn't just it..........why can't a decent girl just find the right person and be settled once and for all?
does the good girls always have to be used over and over again?

danemenike:
Moderators please this thread hasn't being created before. I will appreciate if you could do the needful cause 2016 BatchB is just four(4) months from now.

when exactly is B16

Whizpeter:
Mine

wow how did u do it......would love mine this way too

Skoopy:
How do you see Laplace transformation?

what of thevelyn's theory..,electromagnetic field theory.
really baffles me how I managed to scale through circuit theory without a single carry over in That course yet I can hardly explain it to someone else ......#rep elect/elect engr.

I wish these times can rollover lemme have a feel

knightsson:
ohhh, good to know. as my beautiful mum will always tell us, her sons, make sure you marry an esan or urhobo woman because its only both tribes that has good home culture.

But how come there is always a resemblance between you and my family? My elder bro is married to an urhobo woman.

hahahahaha it is well .....who knows

knightsson:
Ohhhh, your name sound esan, I thought you re one.
Good morning sweetheart.

good morning dear I fully understand u as I am always mistaken for esan.Am uhrobo BTW

yes I guess this is romance section so I can post my love life here.
practically I am supposed to post this on food section but mehn its my love life and this is the section it belongs.
Ok here it is;am sooooo madly in love with IYA BASIRA BUKA! yes u heared me I just find the food there soo salivating, less efizi ,and low cost.
At least when am out of cash I can stil afford the best.
don't get me wrong yes there 're the once not worth it but mehn there are the likes of STYL PLUS-IYA BASIRA.if you know what I mean#wink

knightsson:
My beautiful elder sis name sake, bo dia ye? *wink*

*smiling * my dear I wish I know the meaning, only mingwo and vrendo I know oo

fine man.....didn't know he was that old. ....more Grace

my pick??......... ADEKUNLE GOLD

Prospective Corpers.....
NYSC ORIENTATION CAMP PREPARATION
Youths Obey the Clarion Call!!!!!!
MIND PREPARATION
You need to prepare your mind that you are leaving home for a regimented life in the camp. Life in the camp is deliberately made stressful so as to prepare you for any challenge that may confront you outside the camp. You will not find it too comfortable, it' s a camp and not your house! Just be ready for anything....
ITEMS YOU WILL NEED
1. Very Important Ones
a. Statement of Result
b. School ID Card
c. Passport photographs (10 pieces)
d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it please).
NB: Get 5 photocopies each of items A,B, and D above along with originals...
2. Important Ones ( For your Convenience)
a. Two or three white T-shirts and shorts (You will be given two sets but may not be enough for you in 3weeks).
b. Two or three pairs of socks and a white rubber tennis shoes or canvass.
c. Bathroom slippers and Dettol
d. A plastic bucket (You can buy it in the camp) and a permanent marker.
e. Sponge and its case, bath-soap and detergent
f. Bedsheet, towel and two pairs of casual wear, (and a mosquitoe net if you feel like) Just have them for Sundays and Fridays.
g. Waist bag (very very important for housing your phones, ID Cards, Handkerchief, biros, etc)
h. Small-sized Torchlight/ Rechargeable lamp (small one please)
i. Cooler (not a party cooler please) cup and spoon. Fork is not allowed
j. Ladies could add any other few conveniences. I believe you understand me..
k. Money! Money ! Money ! Hold good cash depending on how you spend...
GO EARLY!
Even if the camp is on your street, go early. If you are posted to a far state, go the day before the camp opens. They will allow you in. Going late will make you go through registration stress!!!
SCREENING
It starts at the gate. They dont want u to bring in prohibited items like iron, knive, heater, fork etc.
REGISTRATION
The first one is for hostel/ bedspace. Then the paper registrations proper. Make everything ready. Look out for information pasted on walls. Follow instructions strictly...
YOUR KITS
During the registration, you will get your kits - shirts, shorts, etc. Use the marker to write your State Code Number on them. You will be given a meal ticket. Misplace it and forget about NYSC food ...
DURATION
You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The 21st day is the day you will leave camp...
THERE YOU GO!
Immediately you have your kits, only your T-shirt and shorts with the tennis shoe are allowed on you. No room for casual wears. Parade/ marching training starts immediately. The soldiers will not give you breathing space at all. You will have the first one that same Day One...
YOUR MORNINGS
A small trumpet wakes you at 4:00am. Everybody gathers at the Parade Ground at 5:00am. You have your praise, worship and prayer the Christian and Muslim ways. Till the day breaks finally, breakfast follows!
After eating, you will be called out again for the series of programmes lined up for you. Then you have your lunch. Rest a little and you are out again for evening parade. Then later your dinner. This will repeat itself everyday perhaps except on Sunday...
SOLDIERS
Hmmm, Obey them pls. They can punish you. No walking, its all jogging when they call u. Dont prostrate or kneel down greeting a soldier. Do it the soldier way. They could be friendly anyway. Be wise!!!
ALLOWEE
Your first allowance will be given to you in the camp cash. All other ones will be through the bank. You will get Bicycle Allowance.
PHOTOGRAPHY
Photographers are ready to snap you every minute. Manage your cash...
NOW, YOU ARE ABOUT GOING OUT OF THE CAMP YOUR POSTING
You will be posted from the camp to where you will work. The place you work in is called your Place of Primary Assignment (PPA). Hear this: most Corpers, I mean about 90% of the Corpers will be posted to schools (especially primary and secondary schools). Only VERY FEW will be posted to the universities, polytechnics, colleges, ministries and parastatals.
Please! Don't lobby for your posting. Don't pay ANYBODY for assistance. Pray rather than pay... Receive the shocking or expected posting as you receive your letters with joy. It's a clarion call to service; that's what we call it....
GOING OUT: TRANSPORTATION
When you get your Posting Letter, the first place to go to is your PPA.
Please, when you leave the camp, 'home-sweet-home' will be on your mind, having been used up in the camp, but please, don't go home straight. Please!
Very few of your employers (i.e. PPAs) will send down vehicles to convey you from the camp to their work places... Commercial transporters will likely be available at the gate too...
ACCOMMODATION
You don't know anybody in Gusau, Misau, Awka, Jalingo or Ekiti! Where will you sleep on the first day? The Muslim Corpers' Association of Nigeria (MCAN) and Nigerian Christian Corpers Fellowship(NCCF) will give you a TEMPORARY accommodation pending the time you will HAVE TO GET YOURS. You could be lucky if your employer gives you a room... Many of them don't give Corpers accommodation anyway. So be prepared to rent one at your cost. Your first 'allowee' which you received in the camp is already going down!!!
REGISTRATIONS
This is why you don't have to go home straight. Your registration at the NYSC Office in the Local Govt you will be posted to, is important. Failure to complete it before going home is the beginning of a Corper's cup of tea. You may begin to have problems with your subsequent monthly allowances. Do all registrations first. Then you can take permission to go home...
Corpers weeee

Xcozee:
[size=19pt]nice one @OP...wish u and all others the best come 2016...
@mod: crazyman: I dnt fink its barely 6months...kos I doubt if A'16 will be by march, but rather may!

I rep B'15!
#AlwaysBelieve [/size]

repping B16

joshuaidibia:
Yea. Maybe we've met once. Long ago.

maybe.....

gilbert1:
Hope you did not take this chairboi's post seriously
Hope you did not take this chairboi's post seriously

my dear I did oooo.....just to clear the air at least ....So some other person won't repeat.

ireneony:
One fact abt men is when when they are not ready for marriage, you can't force them.

Ladies take note:
You can lead a horse to drink water, but you can't make it drink!

I can't date a guy for more four years ..am I studying biology

four years is too much sef......mine is just a year

0ubenji:
bae... no forget my Shiloh idea oo

hehehehee I can't n.a.......already booked

joshuaidibia:
Where do u stay? You're familiar 2me somehow. You stay in Ph?

sometimes I do

something must be wrong with your medulla ooooh anyway maybe u are talking of your god.,not my God! !!

something must be wrong with your medulla ooooooooh

at least u have to be happy for her....me am happy for her sha

Wow! Naija lady faints after boyfriend of many years proposes to her
Friends of this couple said the lady has already given up on marriage and has been living with the guy full time as his 'wife' without marriage, after years of dating. So, it was a great shock for her that the guy still thought it wise to do the right thing and he did it in the presence of colleagues in her office.

joshuaidibia:
I graduated with a CGPA of 5.01. But yet nobody carry my story.

it depends on the total CGPA of your school.if the overall is 5.00 as I guess is the case of delsu,the attaining above 4.5 is a first class,meanwhile in schools that has 6.00 as their CGPA then from 5.5 and above is your first class.
take this for instance, am a polythenic student,and our total CGPA is 4.0; I know that when we get 75 and above its an A,meanwhile in the university that has total CGPA of 5.0, when u get 70 its an A.
in conclusion I thank the grading depends on what your school total CGPA is.So u won't say someone with 3.8 in the polythenic who is a distinction candidate is not equal to his counterparts in the university with 4.8 (for those with a total of 5.0),and 5.8 (for those with a total of 6.0)

Dmayor7:
a web designer is not just a graphic designer...

A WEB DESIGNER deals equally in codes... a front-end programmer... that is codes that takes care of the the layout, the visuals, the colors, the textures, the arrangements.....what the eyes can see.

A WEB DEVELOPER is a back-end programmmer... deals on the functionalities, the server side codes, the security and the likes that happens behind the scene.

A web designer can also be a developer, likewise a developer being a designer.

in addition /the functionality for the developer and the outlook for the designer

I love that lady so much.........she just proved a point!

layla129:
Hey sis, you're not doing anything wrong. Infact you have taken the right decision. The good thing is you're independent already so his money is not the issue but his drive to achieve greatness. At 28, there's no time to keep messing around with someone who doesn't even want to start from somewhere no matter how little. How long is he going to remain that way? What if that business he dreams of doesn't kick off in time?
Does getting a job first stop him from starting his business?

I know someone who got married to exactly this kinda guy...he lost his job, and he hasn't settled for anything else since then. She has been the one taking care of the whole family for 5yrs now.

Move on dear. You're not doing anything wrong..it only shows you know what you want.

I CONCUR

story for the gods. ...

0ubenji:
sister...shiloh never full..go apply oghene ka ruo ko vwe

lol......e never reach that stage. ....and it wont