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tobounty:
A signboard outside a restaurant read "eat as much as you can, your grand children will pay the Bill"... A man entered the restaurant and ate as he could, got a toothpick and was relaxing when the waiter gave him the bill he laughed and pointed to the signboard, don't you see, "only my grandchildren will pay" The waiter replied, "This is not your bill, it's your grandfather's Bill"........the man fainted.

U will prove to me its my grandfather's bill.

santori:
and I'm sure the man is one of those that rejected change

my dear we can't say for sure

Quakertellicus1:
It happened even long before then. It was just back in the day, people did not openly discuss such matters in public...and there was no such thing as the internet then.



Dealing with such things is not as easy as changing government. Such things happened long before your hero GEJ took over, and will happen long after all of us here are dust in our graves.

The thing is, we can fight it by teaching our children to be careful, teaching our law enforcement agents to be more sensitive, teaching our children's teachers to be watchful.....and jailing offenders aggressively.

Meanwhile...in Sweden, research is ongoing that may lead to a treatment for adults with such perversions.



Speaking as a Christian....don't let it bother you.

There are such perverts everywhere. And we must focus our energy on fighting them.

teaching our children to be sensitive quite alright. but u know full well that a child at age 4 and the likes is very very vulnerable to whatever comes their way.let the attention be on the adult with such a mindset.

Lord have mercy,!!! this isn't the change we seek. things 're getting worse every minute.

I won't be satisfied with technology until I can DOWNLOAD FOOD. and now that the government has bu-ha-ri-aiyn,technology has to be able to DOWNLOAD PETROLEUM PRODUCTS as well.
thank you!!

it's an earpiece. .....I have seen this before.it's kind of stylish to some people in a way

this is heartless. ........I just hope and pray the baby survives. ..OP ,pls let us know is this child still alive? ...let the right authorities take care of this pls.
May God forgive us all.
And this is y Christ died. ...our sins 're too much.
Happy Easter sha.

LuveU2:
o sweetheart you are pretty and you know it

Thanks sweet

nawa oooh....where me com enter n.a.? Ok..





in 500 most ugliest girls on nairaland. ....I be number 499....hehehehee

Came:
Christians has forgotten that there is a word "forgiveness "in the bible. Hummmmm,,,,, satan is bent on destroying families.

and we give him the chance to

UPIANTU!

yellowbeauty:
hbd

Thanks dear

ikhibones:
Hapi bday in arreas..guess it was ystrday..op u had fun sha..

Thanks dear I did

Its been a thrilling and fulfilling year.....Father i thank u for yet another year.it can only be you Lord!...Am grateful
#aboutmybirthday

sophiakalu:
hello,
the process you have described here is not for COLD PRESSED EXTRA VIRGIN COCONUT OIL. this is just for the regular coconut oil.

its important to have the cold pressed coconut oil (WITHOUT HEAT)because that's the only way to make sure the oil is not stripped of its amazing benfits (the reason why you opted for coconut oil in the first place)

Here is a detailed process to get your COLD PRESSED COCONUT OIL (WITHOUT HEAT)
HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN VIRGIN COLD PRESSED COCONUT OIL

TOTAL TIME: 3 Days

PREP TIME: 4 hours

SET TIME: 48 hours and 3 hours in the fridge.

You will need
- Mature Coconuts (3 coconuts makes just over 1/2 cup solid oil)
- A screwdriver/drill
- A hammer
- A tea towel
- One large bowl and 2 medium size bowls
- Small Sharp knife
- Vegetable peeler
- High speed blender
- 1 cup of non-chlorinated water for each coconut (leave water to stand for 24 hours for chlorine to evaporate)
- Natural Unbleached Cheesecloth
- Sieve
- Ladle
- Sterilised Pyrex dish
- Mesh strainer
- Empty sterilised glass jar to store your oil in

Instructions

1) Begin by removing the water from your coconuts. The easiest way is to drill two holes at the top, slightly pointy end. Pour the coconut water into a bowl, but don’t discard, as we will use it later.

2) Once the water has been collected from all the coconuts, it’s time to crack open the shell. The safest way is to wrap the coconut in a tea towel. Then, using the hammer, strike the coconut with a heavy blow. It may take a few attempts, but eventually the coconut shell should crack, exposing the white mature meat. Repeat this process with all the coconuts.


3) Now you need to extract the flesh from the shell. You can use the tip of a clean sharp knife to run around the edges of the shell to free the meat. Once all the meat has been collected, using a vegetable peeler, peel the brown hard skin away. You will be left with the coconut water, the peelings and the coconut. Discard the peelings. They’re great for your compost!
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Add the coconut water and then blend, blend, blend! You can also use a food processor.

4) Rinse your coconut using purified water. Now we need the blender. Blend the coconut water and coconut meat together, on very high speed, for a couple of minutes. We want the coconut pieces to be of very fine texture.

Squeezing the water and coconut flakes together

5) Remove the coconut from the blender and place in the large bowl. Add the non-chlorinated water to this bowl too. Using our hands, we need to squeeze the coconut flakes and water together, until the mixture looks very white and creamy. Continue mixing and squeezing for about 30 times. Then, leave to stand at room temperature for 3 hours.


Ladle the mixture on to the cheesecloth covered sieve. Wait a few seconds before squeezing to extract the liquid, leaving you with coconut flakes. Discard flakes in another bowl. Repeat process until all the liquid and flakes are separated.

6) After three hours, you’ll see that the cream has risen to the top. We need the cheesecloth, sieve and two bowls. Place a sieve on the larger bowl, and then the cheesecloth on top. We need ladle the coconut liquid mixture on to the cheesecloth, and squeeze to extract the liquid from the coconut. Once the liquid has been extracted, we empty the coconut flakes into our other bowl. Repeat this process until all the liquid is one bowl and the coconut flakes are in another bowl.

To make coconut flour, you need a dehydrator or oven and a coffee grinder. Leave the coconut flakes in the oven with the pilot light on for a 24 hours, or in your dehydrator following your manufactures instructions. The next day, the flakes should have dried out. Using a coffee grinder, and in batches, grind the coconut flakes until it resembles flour.
To make coconut butter, blend the flakes for about 10-20 minutes, depending on the speed of your blender.
Store both items in clean sterilized jars and in the fridge.

7) We no longer require the coconut flakes, you can use it to make coconut macaroons or coconut flour. You can compost it too, it is highly nutritious for your soil.


Now we are left with just the liquid which we extracted from the coconut flakes. Place the water in a clean shallow container, such as a Pyrex dish. Cover this with some cling film.

9) If you live in a cool environment, where room temperature is below 70F or 21C, leave to stand at room temperature for 48 hours. Then put it in the fridge for three hours to overnight to solidify.


After 24 hours, you will notice a few bubbles at the top and what will be the oil, has risen to the top. My kitchen smelt so coconutty!

10) If you live in Saudi Arabia, we have to do things a bit differently. Leave the dish at room temperature for 24 hours, and then put it in the fridge for the remaining 24 hours.

The solid mass is the coconut oil.

11) After it has been in the fridge, there will be a layer of solid white mass at the top. This is the oil. We need to carefully extract this from the remaining liquid.


13)You can discard the liquid, or you can continue the fermentation process to make your own coconut vinegar.

i hope this helps. thank you

Beautiful. thanks, but what is cheese cloth

Seun:
What do you want to change your username to?

pls I would so appreciate it seun if u also help me change my name as well......I just want to abbreviate it to omonigho ,I have tried it several times ....but found no option to do so.
thanks a lot seun,
anticipating.

good for her

jaymejate:
Infact i no fit donate laff for you

hehehehehehehehehehe

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EASTER MAY BE POSTPONED Report says that Judas is refusing to betray Jesus this year. He claims the 30 pieces of silver is too small due to current economic situation of increase. He is demanding 100% increment on the amount. Negotiation are still ongoing between the Pharisees, Scribes and High- Priests, which means that Easter may not be celebrated this year. You are hereby advise to free your goats and chicken awaiting crucifixion during the Easter season pending when Judas will receive alert from his bank. Judas and his entire family duly apologize for the inconveniences caused. ............................... Why are you not laughing? Is it not funny?

noted

there is a difference
mothering Sunday is celebrating the act of motherhood while mothers Sunday is celebrating the mother's them selves

hehehehee...my alma Mata making FP....I must comment oooooo....... their bizz, its not entering my pocket

If he finds a reason to beat u now....he will definitely have more reasons to beat u later.........#warningsignals-apostle Suleiman

captainking:
tlc.... Never heard of that... Hummmm

it's on dstv naaa check well well

captainking:
you really don't know telemondo??.. That's good.. Almost all ladies tune to that station

CHINEKE!!! am not a fan ooo.talk of TLC I will ans present! !!!!

captainking:
you really don't know telemondo??.. That's good.. Almost all ladies tune to that station

I don't watch it ooooo.talk of TLC.....then I will say PRESENT!!! lol

u shld go your bank and make the complaint. .......if u can analyse your fact well then u create a show there in the banking hall.I know u will get the attention of the operation head(ops head) or the branch manager if there is any around.

ikhibones:
wow..actually tot u were frm Edo state..its all gud

wlcm

ikhibones:
#omonigho# dats my cousin's name.. R u an Esan gal?

nah.....urhobo

ikhibones:
Every four years

Na election?

lolzz....real election. I have this friend of mine.......every leap year is when he adds one year.....So let's say he is 28yrs......but in d real sence he is 7yrs....hehehehehe

Datazone:
SCAM.. there can hardly be runz in CBT

U can't say that.......I have Seen it happen.as for John portal. ...next year,u read well.it pays