₦airaland Forum

gbens2000:
@Op na true sey u lips were specially made to suck Egyptian Cobras?

hehn.......nah nah nah

gbens2000:
ghen ghen for ? Wetin wan start,Abi u still V ne

haha yels na

gbens2000:
google seun nairaland

right away

gbens2000:
,if u check she might still be a Virginia

ghen ghen

gbens2000:
i really don't understand the essence of her post maybe she is expecting seun or lalascticlala to propose

.....who knows.
wait a min.I haven't seen seun's face be4.,might not be fine u know?#wink

this my finger has something missing. ........I pray for his time .......take a guess sha.

HARDDON:


Since d hunter has learn to shoot without missing, d eagle must learn How to fly without perching.

Students r evolving!

Invigilated this E-exams, some time ago, only for this very pretty gurl to be talking into her left hand used in anchoring her head, other invigilators kept telling her to read d questions to her self n not distract others, only for me to walk by n Guess what?

She was reading d questions into her note 3 gear she was wearing n her fellows out there were supplying d answers!

I Simply walked up to her, told her to hand over d gear, she tried to make a case asking why I wanted her wrist watch , other invigilators that didnt know what was up, came n Were quizzically staring @ me,
I threatened to e-terminate her exams b4 she handed it over.... and that was d end of her exams. She was stuck

That a gurl is Beautiful n therefore can hv her way don't work wit all guys

SMH.........that's y we can't open our books to read

this is what our education has turned to these days....

uzoormah:
By The Way

ohhhhhhhhh XOXOXO......muaaaaaah! thanks

uzoormah:
U just answerd ur question..
BTW
How are u today

so BTW means how 're u today?......what does the initials stand for

seriously I can't tell ......but u never know until u find yourself in that position. ......there is presently this very cute guy in my school am heads-over-heals in love with....but mehnnnnnn.he is first year.......I just finished school awaiting service ....Am 26 and he is 23......I love him but it can't work.......Am ready for marriage he is not.me can't wait for him ooooo.
good luck to those practitioners out there.
by the way....what's BTW?

Rexhenrex:
not at all was the only thing that cam to ma mind then!

I get...........yes dear I understand. ......she no even try sef!

Rexhenrex:
After that day she never heard from me again me i saved her own number as Cowries

hahahahahaha the female for COW is COWries

Rexhenrex:
I was emotionally broken down for 2weeks and counting

eyah. .....pele my dear.....So what did u do hence?

Rexhenrex:
I yaff suffer sha!

hahahahahahahahahagagahahahahahhagagagagagagaggaahahahahahahahhahaha I can't stop laffing

fuckshit:
awesome fυςking greetings to you; yea; it's been a fυςking long time

hehehehehehehehe fvcking fvcking fvcking

yall:
5 yrs of ur pussee. Oya let me have it

heheheheheheh your bear bear go turn yellow

bammy777:
. I swear . U need to see the way I felt after that shit.

hahahahahahahah

bammy777:
No man has ever seen my n*kedness. Am doing this because I love u. Am a virgin..... She even carry Bible take swear. And d oloshi still no be virgin. ....... Girls dey para

wooow!!!

Europija:
I remember my.ex was keeping on his dp one girl n he said it was his brothers wife but it was his first love.....me.i lied to my ex that i got documents for Europe for just to keep him coz he needed those.documents from me

hmmmmmmmm u see.....things we do to keep them

eDoc:
A scamee scammed the scammer.

hehehehehehehe

uzoormah:
Issokay..let him go With his wahala

thanks ooo jare

uzoormah:
yea who knows? some people can be funny at times

My dear........true word

uzoormah:
Thats baad!! sowi dear

it's ok dear.....thanks a lot.it was still the best thing that happened to me.maybe I would have had a life of hell with him

uzoormah:
Thats baad!! sowi dear

it's ok dear.....thanks a lot.it was still the best thing that happened to me.maybe I would have had a life of hell with him

Perfectdanny:
Oboy just livam. Story for the gods.
Anywayz
Perfectdanny sha

isorit.........I livam

uzoormah:
Ofcus u believed it

ofcuz it was his colleague. .......that's not it.....they were still dating.he finally engaged her last Christmas. ..

Perfectdanny:
Oboy i knw how u feel.

Anyways

Perfectdanny Sha

but she was......she only needed to say the word and she automatically becomes one.hehehehehehehe

Michizzy:
"I love you"
But I'm not surprised.

y 're u not surprised?

ivyT:
Mr fuckker

hehehehee

Rexhenrex:
that she didn't want sex and she was a virgin.ok i agree but that was the major reason she broke up with me! Latter heard stories dat kunle av collect his share,tobi too,benji and even dolapo of all people!

Cynthia weldone sha!

**fast forward to gloria**
she was always visiting this man and he was always soaking her phone with airtime i asked her who he was, and she looked me in my eyes and told me it was her spiritual father.i no talk i believed her,meanwhile we had a no-sex relationship but when she got pregnant she said it was me imagine! Wen we never did anything (abi she be mary?)but she later said the truth that the so called "spiritual father" is responsible!for her sake i pray she doesn't give birth to a spiritualist.

Girls sha,some of they tell lies that scare them sef.

Cc:vizkiz

hhehehehehehe very hilarious. ....I understand your plight my brother

rhozaay:
na man we be...
its a shame to be seem bleeping many men....

we be master key... u guys are the keyhole...and keyholes are for one particular key at a time

heheheheheheh I laf in okon's voice