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[quote author=erimakosamuel]MY SUGAR MUMMY AND I by Tha Rev (Part 1 of 4)
I’m sitting in my mum’s shop away from the busy life of Lagos (mind you, we live in the suburbs of Lagos)trying to think what next
after graduation, this boredom is killing me like crazy, months now since I dropped the pen after that very last exam and popping
champagne and drinking booze all-night trying to believe we’ve graduated(even though we aint seen our result yet) and the thought
of NYSC is still months away, does kill me(partially because I think it’s a waste of a year in your life and the suspense of not knowing
if you’d be thrown in a crisis torn or technologically deprived village)….amidst this thought my phone rang….the second ring broke
my thought and on checking who it was…it was Mrs. Y(name withheld).Mrs. Y is the wife of the ambassador of Nigeria to a
Caribbean country(name withheld),she has a very successful chain of boutiques and supermarkets(name withheld) and was in
Nigeria most times rather than being with her husband, she has two daughters and a son, both daughters are my age group but still
in some private university(name withheld).
Hmnnnn….how did we meet? You might ask; I met her at a famous cinema at yaba (name withheld), I watched her daughter with
great interest as she ran off to meet a friend of hers and I had to take lift with her and in the quiet of the lift, I heard a voice say
“You seem to like my daughter huh?!”
Trying to pretend I dint hear her the first time,
I said “’scuse me?”
Then she said “oh! Come off it, it’s not like I dint see you staring at my Teni”,
Then I chuckled “you got me there ma”
…”my name is Mrs. Y and I think I’ll be stuck to you past this elevator, you won’t mind some company would you?”
“Naaah” without thinking twice.
ding the elevator opens and after the “after you” courtesy, I now realized she is a fine woman with a J-lo kinda body, we decided to
chat off at one of the eateries while we wait for our movie, I told her a little about myself and she told me a whole lot, she got married
at nineteen and now thirty nine with three kids and how she know that her husband fools around with Caribbean girls and how she
can’t do anything about it because he’s ten years older. She told me about temi, Teni and timi. I fell in love with her family straight
away, we kept on talking and I dint know when it slipped that I’ve always wanted a sugar mummy, she picked up her bag and said;
“You haven’t found one yet, keep searching!”
Dumbfounded and confused I eased myself out of the chair to chase her down the hall, but her daughter and her friends had caught
up with her and I could do nothing, I had blown it(or so I thought!). surprisingly her daughter and friends went to see a different
movie(some romantic comedy with Jennifer Aniston as a reporter who jumped bail and was hunted by her cop ex-husband) and she
went to see clash of the titans, I quickly opted for the same movie, though I had seen it twice already…
As I entered the dark movie hall, trying to use the screen light to find my way to my sugar mama(oops I mean soon-to-be),I noticed
her in the corner at the top corner sitting alone enjoying her movie and I went to meet her and sat beside her, after twenty minutes I
decided to talk since she wouldn’t
“Ok, so I bleeped up…..I’m sorry”
She just kept on eating her popcorn and watching her movie
“Ok fine, I’d just go in front of the screen and yell I’m sorry”
She called my bluff and asked me to do it,
“You know I can’t, pls I’m really sorry”
And then something crazy happened, she drew me closer and kissed me…
“I have less than two hours before my kids finish their movie…do u know a place we can be alone together?” she said
Before I could snap outta the kiss, she thought of somewhere and said “let’s go!” We got to the lot downstairs and she threw the key
of her Honda element to me and said;
“You drive and I’d navigate”, I told her I wanted to get some condoms at dominos supermarket, she chuckles and asked me to hurry.
like superman, I was back at the car in seconds and we were zooming off to a cute guest house in alagomeji and I did the checking
in and next we knew it we were staring eachother in the eye inside the loft room; not like we did not know what to do but where to
start from. I made a gesture by looking at my wrist and she jumped at me and was kissing me all over and as I begin to UnCloth her I
noticed a tattoo of a tiger on her back(she probably had a short but fun filled youth and was cut short by her marriage and pregnancy
or I just might be wrong) and I gently worked my way across her body(not minding the time left at first) and we made love three
times(twice in the bedroom and once in the bathroom under the shower)and we laid the bed together whilst acknowledging each
other’s prowess and was about to leave the room when I noticed she still had her shower cap on .
Guy abeg stop this kind long story now. U dey chop space oo

ASUU STRIKE: ASUU vows to continue strike to time indefinite!

Rihanna just reached an overall views of 4 billion on Utube, while Justin Beiber, who has been dethroned, follows with 3.8 Billion views. K-pop world sensation, Psy, comes third with an overall 3.5 billion. Others are Lady Gaga, Eminem and Shakira.

You can now officially list this as P square's greatest archievement.

Nigerian music superstars just took to twitter to share the news that they are now honorary Calgarians.

No they aren't joining the GAME OF THRONE cast. Calgary is the largest city in Southern Alberta, Canada. It's citizens are called Calgarians.

For the quick ceremony, Peter and Paul who are currently on their US/Canada Tour, rocked some cool places as they pledged.

Peter wore a blue and white print shirt, cream pants and blue sneakers, while Paul wore black shirt, camouflage jacket, grey pants and black sneakers.

P S, what's with the cowboy hats. Must Calgarians rock it? So, from the look of things, P square may become proper citizen of Canada in time coming as they are now Calgarians!

http://www.bellanaija.com/2013-09-06/peter-paul-okoye-of-psquare-are-honorary-calgarians/

I started saying from Day 1 that Unilorin wil publish the admission list by 7th sept, which is tomorow. U can then waite till Monday for u to c ur names. Trust this

simplifier: Hahaha...You too, bt you are only a local half cast.

Hahahaha... My grandfather origin na from Australia

simplifier: Half cast ko, half card ni ... me na English

Seriously, Simpli... My fada na Edo man while maale come from Ijebu Ode .
English? Goodluck to u.,, dearere .

simplifier: Half cast ko, half card ni ... me na English

Seriously, Simpli... My fada na Edo man while maale come from Ijebu Ode .
English? Goodluck to u,, dearere .

simplifier: Omo yoruba tryn to speak igbo , note it is not spelt 'binko' but rather 'biko'... Unilorin na him dey watsup nao o

Na half cast be me o. Simpli na which course u dey go for?

simplifier: @OmoUSH, me tire jare.... i just dey look all of una

No deaarie, pls, binko, don't be tired joor. So wats up nao

Where dat my @Simplifier self? Simpli, uname, Adaowerri, chai! Sweety, where are u now? Showface abeg. Ha. E don tey o.

Whenever i read about some celebrities, i always fear at how highly they are acclaimed. Someone like Madonna is worshipped all around the earth as a goddess. The Beatles once boasted in time past that they were more famous than Jesus Christ. They had even blasphemed that Christianity will fade away. They agreed with one of Hitler's famous quotes that, life starts where the Church ends. In Empire State Of Mind, Jay Z affirmed this. The Vatican had prosecuted Madonna and Lady GaGa severally. Now, these mortals are not merely taken as celebs any longer, but as deities by humans worldwide. Or maybe "HYPE" is not the word. Perhaps, we should call it, "REVERE". Here are the top 26 most hyped celebs of a tll time, the list is arranged. Chronologically(i.e, from number 1 greatest to bottom). Under u see, the top 10 hybrid:
1. Oprah Winfrey
2. Elvis Presley
3. The Beatles
4. Madonna
5. Michael Jackson
6. Arnold Swarrgzenegger
7. Jenifer Lopez
8. Beyounce
9. Lady GaGa
10. Justin Bieber
11. Janet Jackson
12. Rihanna
13. Eminem
14. Kanye West
15. Jay Z
16. Justin Timberlake
17. Mariah Carey
18. David Beckam
19. Marvin Gaye
20. James Brown
21. Christina Aguilera
22. Ronaldo
23. 2Pac Shakur
24. Angelina Jolie
25. Bruce Willis

26. Tom Cruise
and The Notorious BIG

~HYBRIDS~

1++. William Shakespeare
1+. DARWIN
1. Charlie Chaplin
2. Albert Eistein
3. Henry Ford
4. Beethoven
5. Milton
6. Sir Isaac Newton
7. J R R Tolkien
8. Thomas Edison
9. Wright Brothers
10. Andrew Carnegie

Oya now. But chiks no go many for d vigil sha. Kai. E be lyk say i don lose interest

Make una kuku organise night vigil naou. I go be qoir master, and lights no go dey at all at all. Abi?

seydam21: see speed of d thread shaa we all marching on into our glory.....i could now viewin d shadow of my name right now

kuku speak yoruba nao.

End time things

The Usher/MJ wannabes are too proud despite the fact that they are still toddlers, and hardly known. In my own eyes, i can't call those duo celebrities in the very least.

C i gat clue for everyone. If you ar among those people who think unilorin will release in batches, perish the thought! here and now. Names are going to be added hour by hour, and day by day. Don't faint pls. If u submitted ur details to a lecturer or so, i wil advise u to even pack ur load and start living with him/her until ur name is out.

No pun intended.

koonbey: omoUSH wey con don see nko?..
@omoUSH please confirm your earlier report and furnish us with details please..

It is not me o, but a friend o mine called to break the good news. Even me too want to help one girl to check but am not sure how to go about it, though i've text the guy 4 help.

But bro, small small o. Pls be careful, u know HBP is deadly! Patience...

A friend of mine have just been ADMITTED!!
Wow!
He was so glad!
Go and start checking urs, now!

Unilorin list is now ready. By latest saturday 7th, it will be published on their site. I'll advise all hopeful aspirants to pray and prepare their school and other fees, as the school resumes 23rd.

Check on MONDAY...

Good Luck

A friend of mine checked last year admission and saw her name!! What is she gonna do now? Though, she is stil xpecting this year's.

Do you know that another JAMB form will soon be on sale? Do you know that Unilorin is resuming on 23rd of this month?? Do you know you are at risk if u just sit down at home expecting admission? Do you know that your religion can utterly fail you?

Haben1: ........ He is taking about (God) who created the heaven, you talking about (god) of idol,

Part of the God delusion

Global teen hearthrob and phenomenon, Justin Beiber, was recently caught exchanging a suitcase of cash with cocaine in a masked face. It was reported to be an international drug deal that linked him with Young Money artistes, Lil Twist, Lil Za' and Jason Boyd. Beiber tweeted a photo of him with white powder on instagram, but removed it after some few minuites. The case is presently being investigated by the Los Angeles Police.
www.perezHilton.com

Guess what? Unilorin list will be published on 7th, Sat. Sep., 2013. And currently, the school website has updated its bulletin. So,on Monday!

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jodeci: Even outside of Africa,they have this much followership.
this is just a confirmation of their popularity.

That wasn't Canada or where did u call it, that was a concert in SA they were invited to perform

jodeci: Even outside of Africa,they have this much followership.
this is just a confirmation of their popularity.

That wasn't Canada or where did u call it, that was a concert in SA they were invited to perform

Please and please ooo. Don't av sex until the list come out with ur name o. After ur name is out, u can go on SEX rampage..