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opibycar: Wats d name of d HOB

This will convince u all that i am not a liar. Am only eating my dick. The name of the HOD is Dr. ADEBAYO. Satisfied

Some of u are not serious at all. U are hearing dat some peeps have bin admitted and u can't go to d school to find out. The HOD of History told me this week yesterday. Perhaps, tomorow. .

happykidArotiba: pls wen is unilorin's postume date??..i applied

D day u have ur 37th teeth

My friend's chik has just been admitted. Do u think all these i post are false? U must be jokin Ryan. Some of u here must be admitted b4 this week runs out. Thank me later.

Bastardsa. Silliy nicompoopses. Aliest woild bi aout tomaroww. I do ate myy scrotum. Gnod. Yes! Yes! Smeagol!

Today is one of my prominent friend's birthday, and am seriously under the influence of alcohol right now. A final year student. Rest in peace.

Tomorrow is the main deal! Tomorrow. Get this admission now or u die! Anyway second list stil dey there. Does unilorin still release in batches. Hmmm...

;DGuys u need to protest. Yes! Undeserving People are secretly getting admission, and u peeps are all here folding arms. I pray u wil never re-write JAMB. There is a saying that says, Give no peace to oppression but violence.

[/quote][b][quote author=koonbey]whatever,what I'm definite about is that the list cannot be released and no one on this thread will be offered admission. So if you have been offered,please let the house know . Kabisa!
You have just cursed everyone!

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koonbey: no one on this thread will be offered admission!

Did just realise that u av swear and curse everybody? U ave ruin everyone! this early morning.

if i say two guys got admitted this mornin, some folks go kon dey curse me.

What can u say about these perfect look alikes of Justin Beiber. The first pic, the one on the left, name is named Robin Verrecas. And do Beiber looks better than them?

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Guys take a look at these Beiber's monuments. Who is cuter and more adorable? The real Justin Beiber or his statue?

flaive: Just saying guy e be like say na villa una D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ oh

I dey talk about 1999. U go stil dey suck breast that time nao

I cud remember in those days wey me and two of my guyses dey like useless bastards for area. Some guys like dat go kon come back from university. O boy kon c king treatment. Small small boys go dey send us for area anyhow. Kai! Everywhere wey we go for area, people go kon dey look us like boys wey no get hope or future for this life. The most funny aspect na when those guys dey go back to school, come see treatment. Girls for area go dey fall. Na so dem go gather provisions lyk people wey dey go to the land of no return. As dem dey leave with suitcases and baggages, na so we go dey look like zomo. My father even cut me heavy slap as dem dey go back to school one mornin. Dis life.

Peepz, on tuesday, some of u here ar goin to be admitted. I don't give fake infos o. I've been sayin from day 1 dat Monday or Tuesday, 9th or 10th.

Anybody wey dey spread false info no go enter university till im die!



na one person for unilorin admission page talk dat 1 above.

admission for unilorin don dey provoke curses. But people really get admission today o.
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Anybody wey dey spread false info no go enter university till im die!



na one person for unilorin admission page talk dat 1 above.

admission for unilorin don dey provoke curses. But people really get admission today o.

U guys are somehow funny. Another guy just got his admission in unilorin this night, now now. I feel the tension of everybody like hell fire. Fact is people are getting admitted right from yesterday. May the Creator help all of us.

ayawori: wat will make u release a statement like dis. aw is it possible for dem not to put it on the home page that it is out. Except u r talking of d one on JAMB's website. U should have thought about how the instructions for acceptance fee n clearance would be passed across before saying stuff like dis. Good luck Aspirants. Have a lovely week.

Unilorin always have new and strange way of doing things. Maybe what can happen this time around is that people are going to be admitted secretely till everything is over. That school does cruelly shatter people's hope..

ayawori: wat will make u release a statement like dis. aw is it possible for dem not to put it on the home page that it is out. Except u r talking of d one on JAMB's website. U should have thought about how the instructions for acceptance fee n clearance would be passed across before saying stuff like dis. Good luck Aspirants. Have a lovely week.

Unilorin always have new and strange way of doing things. Maybe what can happen this time around is that people are going to be admitted secretely till everything is over. That school does cruelly shatter people's hope.

karferguso: Warning U̶̲̥̅̊ no wan hear..U̶̲̥̅̊ wan mke we swear 4 ya?

I mean it! I don't even knw what is happenin cos the list is not officially announced yet.

U won't beleive this. 7 guys out of 20 were just admitted in my presence as they check now!

0key: go and watch trace urban top ten hits, personally by p square has remained on the chart for complete six weeks. Why are u underating them?

You are right sha. The first African musicians to do so. I dislike p square for just one reason: Too much bragging, yet no great archievement except this Personally.
Yet, why D'banj's oliver twist hitted 20million was because of the name itself, Yeezy and some world famous guys that made cameos. Likewise P square's Personally, the Mj tribute did the trick. If not, who born any African artiste well make e reach 1 million views.

Bliss4Lyfe: Africa Michael Jackson, those boyz Psquare. Keep the hits coming....personal person.

And also African Usher Raymond

Please o peeps, i saw some people talking music just now and they were arguing over Celine Dion and Usher, that which of the two is the greatest in music. To me both of them are world greatest musicians. But who can you say is better?

Geniustic try die! Na im create this thread o. Where e dey sef? Mak e con c how e thread don dey go 200,000 views with 138 pages.

ceosville: So wetin you want make we talk?

Na type of u no get pity for your fellow man.

Okay, okay, maybe u think say i dey joke. Na until i show u my face u go understand. As in, the girl really hit me. C me naoo.

A beg get pity.

Abeg make una help me o. E get one FINE babe wey don dey eye me for over a year now, with serious green light. She wan fine lyk Beyounce. So last week i kon approach her with great shyness naim she happy greet me with blush. We talk that day so tey, body chemistry kon dey. I met her yesterday again. When our face just jam each other, naim she run jump on me with speed and one kind tight hug, for public o, i mean people dey look us like movie. I felt awkward and stupid. Man lost confidence patapata as e be like say make i disappear. Infact, e kon be lyk say i develop hatred for d girl at dat spot, and i be very timid and egoistical guy for girlz matter. I bone sha.Me and her no see each other for 4 days after that event. But yesterday night, when we meet in the night, i con scope her. D next thing be say d chik just scream and left me. In shock, i ran after her and grabbed her hand. The next thing wey happen na *GBOSA*. One kind heavy slap land for my face. O boy, kon c confusion and stagger. People kon come dey ask me wetin happen as the girl comot.
Abeg wetin cause make the girl start to dey misbehave to me all of a sudden. The thing now kon b say is like i don totally dey love d chik o, cos i sick no be small. Now, i dey struggle to see her. She don scarce baje baje.

Acecube: Omoush.. You for talk '' baby i can explain '' after the slap..

Seriously , Edo boys dey vex for you.
You aff fall our hand

Ah! Acecube, forget o, e be lyk say if i dey eat, na d babe i dey c for imagination. If i dey baff, i dey imagine say she dey with me. In my dreamz, na she. Today, wey i diju dey pray , na so she appear until wey i open my eyes c say na fake. I stil dey struggle to just c her all to no avail. Kai! C life. Wen i no need her those days na everywhere wey i go i dey jam her o, but now as gbege happen she kon turn air. E con dey do me like say wetin even make me meet her in d first place, at least she for stil dey admire me thereby raising my moral, i go kon dey admire myself say e b lyk say na because i too handsome. Now, e dey do me lyk say i to ugly. If i even look mirror now, tricks dey happen, na ugliness i dey c. Na wao. Wetin women no go use man eyes c for this world.

Post No 2: I said d real thing yet 1 person is stil protesting. List wey don ready since 27th August. Just criteria, that is the reason. And bet me, Monday or LATEST, Tuesday. List is here!

Abeg make una help me o. E get one FINE babe wey don dey eye me for over a year now, with serious green light. She wan fine lyk Beynounce. So last week i kon approach her with great shyness naim she happy greet me. We talk that day so tey, body chemistry kon dey. I met her yesterday again. When our face just jam each other, naim she run jump on me with speed and one kind hug, for public o, i mean people dey look us like movie. I felt awkward and stupid. Man lost confidence patapata as e be like say make i disappear. Infact, e kon be lyk say i develop hatred for d girl at dat spot, and i be very timid and egoistical guy for girlz matter. I bone sha. Me and her no see each other for 4 days after that event. But yesterday night, when me meet in the night, i con scope her. D next thing be say d chik just scream and left me. In shock, i ran after her and grabbed her hand. The next thing wey happen na *GBOSA*. One kind heavy slap land for my face. O boy, kon c confusion and stagger. People kon come dey ask me wetin happen as the girl comot.
Abeg wetin cause make the girl start to dey misbehave to me all of a sudden. The thing now kon b say is like i don totally dey love d chik o, cos i sick no be small. Now, i dey struggle to see her. She don scarce baje baje.

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No1 post: Unilorin list is totally ready. I swear! The list will be uploaded before tomorrow night. All those peepz saying that D Vc is yet to sign as he is in Hilmalayas or where ever are ignorant. This is Goverment work. He can't travel without doing his duty on the admission matter. If u know the way the list is being manipulated before it is released, then u wil understand the delay. I am telling u that by Monday, the link will officially appear..