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Jovanna: Na slap of love dem dey call dat kian slap, u sef acept ur fate

25omega:

poster your story seems to be missing some points but here is what i get from it so correct me if i'm wrong ...... Anyway she saw you and hugged you but you acted like a D-bag and then you ignored her for 4 days then, you saw her somewhere and tried to go claim her but she wasn't having it. Then instead of letting her go and cool off you grabbed her. Then she rebooted your hard drive with a slap.

is this about correct?

Segeggs: Pics or it didnt happen :-/

mystolad: PLEASE TAKE YOUR TIME AND READ.

who mocked God :

John Lennon (Singer):

Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:

'Christianity will end, it will disappear.

I do not have to argue about

that.. I am certain.

Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him' (1966).

Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.

Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil ):

During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency.

Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.

Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):

During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ),

while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.'

He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.

The man who built the Titanic

After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.

With an ironic tone he said:

'Not even God can sink it'

The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic

Marilyn Monroe (Actress)

She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.

He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.

After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:

'I don't need your Jesus'.

A week later, she was found dead in her apartment

Bon Scott (Singer)

The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:

'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'.

On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.

Campinas (IN 2005)

In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.....

The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:

'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'

She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full '

Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,

the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.

The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken

Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.

In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.

ayawori: Na wa o. Wisdom is when u make wrong predictions several times n keep ur typing fingers to yourself afterwards. To who brain is given, sense is expected. Dear aspirants don't be weary. Just calm down. E go better. I rep Csc. Il town loading

koonbey: its not even the Prediction that's my biggest Problem with this guy;its his apparent inability to just shut the f up,he shaa must say something ni everytime,with his pathetic attempts at humor.

safarigirl: Regarding your claim that no African song has reached the 5 million mark on youtube without Western influence: Kukere by Iyanya- 10,607,275 views. Nwa baby by Flavor- 8,865,019. Oyi rmx by Flavor ft. Tiwa Savage- 6, 335, 074 views. Alingo by P-square- 5, 418, 421 views. What's your point?

OmoUSH: Today is Tuesday and my prediction did not come true. This is my only lie ever. Yet people insult who they do not know.

Ellaberry5050: omoUSH,y ar u dis desperate 2 get pple's attention on dis thread ehn If u av natin 2 sae cud u please kip quiet,nd save ursef d insults cmng 4rm d nairalanders....kai ba ka gaji neabi ko kin su e ni...smh gaan

Ellaberry5050: omoUSH,y ar u dis desperate 2 get pple's attention on dis thread ehn If u av natin 2 sae cud u please kip quiet,nd save ursef d insults cmng 4rm d nairalanders....kai ba ka gaji neabi ko kin su e ni...smh gaan

koonbey: Guy,please shut the f up about the List's release Date,we're all tired of your brainless,baseless predictions

thinka2: People are entitled to their opinions and as such, its free to post ur opinions and comments on NL. I rarely make comment but couldn't resist this one. The post is so blabish as they were so disjointed that I couldn't comprehend well. However, we understand that there can only be one Dbanj and Don Jazzy whose marriage was so divine but 20 children can't play for 20 yrs they say....are they not both super successful now cos I don't see any sense in this daft post. As a business professional, I know the koko master to be aggressively business inclined cos if u understand entertainment unlike most "dafties" that post such thing as this, you will know that entertainment in Nigeria and africa is so evolving and its now becoming a well refined brand we selling to the Global community. See as Dbanj, wizkid, psqaure, former mohit crew, inyanya to mention few have been shutting down sold out shows outside Nigeria especially in Europe and America. If u understand that business is a calculated risk, u won't be myopic to want to hold Dbanj down in achieving his aim unlike joblessness that has made u to type this maybe due to ASUU strike. Go and look at international superstars he is working and collaborating with which can make some top class artiste go green and red with jealousy (na there he go end o). Am not a Dbanj fan but am D'banj "business sense" fan....mehn, that guy is a motherfuck**g entertainment business chap....damnnnn!

despirado86: Today is Tuesday(10-09-2013) @ Omoush,we are xpecting.

ayawori: 7:00pm On Aug 01
OmoUSH:
THE LIST WILL BE OUT LATEST FIRST WEEK OF SEPTEMBER COS
THE SCHOOL IS RESUMING ENDING OF THE SAME MONTH. Don't
try to ask me my source cos it is the fact. Prepare 4 ur admission
from now! . . Lol. Wat did ur source give as d reason for delay.

ayawori: 7:00pm On Aug 01
OmoUSH:
THE LIST WILL BE OUT LATEST FIRST WEEK OF SEPTEMBER COS
THE SCHOOL IS RESUMING ENDING OF THE SAME MONTH. Don't
try to ask me my source cos it is the fact. Prepare 4 ur admission
from now! . . Lol. Wat did ur source give as d reason for delay.

koonbey: waste of space;your post,yourself.