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I see VP smelling all over him |
Afrobasic:pls what do you mean by ''that call''? now do you think she will react when she saw it? |
DSuperWoman:So I don fall in love be that o ![]() |
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Rapsodee:No, my man |
apparentlylaw:Maaaaaan, thanks for showing up on this thread. @DSuperWoman, I really appreciate your comments. I don't have the time to be ''lurking'' about her class cos I've exams and tests by the corner, by the way won't I seem jobless and desperate by doing that? U know something about me? I'm the kind of introvert that learned hard to seem a ''bad, naughty guy'' to lot of ladies. I bet you they like and always stare at me in bunch. the other day inside GTBank in school where I went to collect my ATM, a lot of girls, including fellow guys were staring at me to the extent one couldn't control herself, before she knew it she was talking to me, blushing and smiling. This has always been the case with me and it was this that really got me extra-confident in my career of being a ''bad, naughty guy'',lol. The other day a fine gal came to students relaxation building around 10:30 pm, actually two guys and two gals. She sat on the long iron bench behind, while the rest three sat at the front playing Konami. Immediately I came, she looked up and gaze at me for some seconds. To cut the long damn story short can u believe I nearly unzipped this girl's bra. On the way, i have even pulled her hair and advised her to make it natural. I played with her fingers, scratch her palms, and each time she would turn and look at me, saying with a baby voice, ''I'll flog u o'', each time she said that my reply was ''flog me now, I'd only cry'', in a tone mimicking her voice. Meanwhile, her friends at the back occasionally look back to see me handling her, I never gave a damn. To everybody, she seemed my girlfriend. Just as I was gently unzipping her bra from behind while she pretend to sleep, her friends terminated their konami and she slowly got up and followed them, almost simultaneously one riff-raff of a guy came and destabilised my mind by begging me transport to go back home, asking if the girl was my babe. What I'm trying to say is that I've reached a point where I touch random girls anyhow, anywhere with little or no protest from them, that is if the girl just gave me anything like a hint, sometimes I do that to just pretty any girl and on turning to look at me they just lower their guard a bit, not that I'm all that facially but I've learnt to carry this aura of absolute confidence around girls. But with this certain chik I was on my humble self in her presence during this second time of our talking. I was even finding it difficult to display my ''bad boy'' features on her! I was literally behaving like a shrimp. Why is this so?? |
iamsolomon:Big ups to u Solo. I'll try my best |
The last two posters were great, esp @DSuperWoman. But that part where she didn't pick my call though...somebody that if I call before she would pick before I spell Jack Robinson, nawao. Seriously is this all what Nairalanders can offer me ? I need help, infact Rock station, Farano, Seun, Pasqal09, kindly help a needy Romance lander push this to the front page, ejoor, biko. Thanks. |
@MizMaColi, I sight you, you better say something o. Thanks guys for the answers above. I believe so many guys out there face similar stuff. I was hoping I can still get her though |
This is how it all goes. I saw this fine girl in school December at night, and I asked a friend to call her for me from where we sat. The guy proceeded to call her. She came and meet me and I talked to her maturely. She later asked me to stroll her down to her hostel. We got to the front of the hostel and I gave her my number which she flashed. Throughout December before I went for the short Christmas break we scheduled several times to meet but none of us had the chance. I sent her happy new year shoutout. I called her three days later and we talked fine, she even agreed to my request for us to meet and talk. To cut the long story short, after several postponement, we finally met tonight at a boarding house in front of her hostel. Before I reached there she was already calling that she is sitting a nd waiting for me. I went to school from town only to see her. Mind u the very first night we talked she already told me she has a guy. I sat close to her as we exchanged pleasantry. She was coughing and I used that as a starting point of discussion, urging her to take sum pills. I must confess that I was skeptical of meeting this girl to night due to ''what-to-say problem''. After advising her to try cough relieving drugs, she smiled and showed gratitude for my concern. I then tried as much as possible to make the discussion flow naturally, without any awkwardness. I showered her praise at appropriate times. She complained of feeling very cold, that she came out cos doesn't want to disappoint me. I thanked her. I told her to tell me about herself. She very briefly did. She then asked me why I sent someone to call her that first day we met instead of me to have approach her myself, saying she thought that is kind of old fashioned. I quickly said that after I told the guy that I've been noticing her for some time, he decided to call her for me. She coughed again and I patted her on her back softly. Note that before I even sat down I have touched her in a very obvious manner and she acted ''somehow'', but after sometimes, the ''somehow'' reaction from her stopped. She asked if I came to school this night just for her and I nodded. She smiled and appreciated. Noticing the way I talk, she asked if I have deficiency with speaking well, as in the sense that is my tongue finding it difficult to move. I explained that the reason was that my mouth was very dry due to the harmattan. She told me it was not normal, that she doesn't feels her tongue is dry at all. I insisted the condition is normal for me, and that she should not forget our body is different. Since she is studying Chemistry, she began to explain why it is not normal, why it is obstructing my attempt to be effortless at speaking fluently, yada yada yadas. She advised me to seek for help, that if possible I should ask Google before I sleep tonight. SHE was literally begging me to take medication. I was just playing along, pretending I was taking her serious. She also asked me a little stuff about myself. She then said she wanted to go inside cos she was feeling very cold. She told me she can't ''escort'' me. I nodded sheepishly in agreement. ''I like your cap'', she said. ''Thank you'', I said as I snapped the cap with my fingers. I asked if we could go on a date, she reply by reminding me she is in a relationship. I protested that it doesn't matter. She told me it would take some little moment. We walked a bit to a place with so much light, and told me she was going back. She asked me to greet that my friend and that I should sleep well, ''Byeeee'' she muttered in a girly voice ''Bye'', replied I enthusiastically, ''Bye'', I awkwardly repeated, trying to feminize my word,but there was no more words from her. I went to park, picked a cab and went back to town beginning to feel very bad. I began to wonder why didn't I even shake her hands before I go, and even make some sexually suggestive move? ''Very dull boy'', I hissed out loud in disgust even while still in the taxi. I then tried her number twice but she didn't pick. I was mad at myself for my untold stup.dity, and began to feel depressed till now... ROMANCELANDERS, PLEASE WHAT REALLY WENT WRONG?? WHY DID I FEEL SUDDENLY DEPRESSED, DISGUSTED AND UNIMPRESSED WITH MYSELF? YOUR OBSERVATIONS WOULD REALLY HELP ME TO URGENTLY PUT THINGS RIGHT. LADIES...GUYS, MAYK NA NO LEAVE ME LYK THIS, ABEG! l |
ayocool:deja vu |
ayocool: |
Attention seeking-Musiwa, kontinu ![]() |
Seun, Obinoscopy, Mukina2 and rest of the mods, pls unban Sexzskil. she was banned unfairly last year. God bless as you do. |
who knows... |
who knows... |
texted a chiiik who had a crush on me... texted her seriously about my undying love for her until she came to hate me |
koredeolanrewaju:A country filled with in depth cluelesness and daft stars, PATHETIC! |
Seun, happy new year! Sexzskil happy new year! ![]() Nairalanders happy new year! God bless Nigeria! God bless Naira land! Said Buhari! ![]()
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USA- the owner of the universe! |
this guy just forced that dimple to look more like his mentor, Usher |
Bill Gates-world most famed billionaire |
IN THAT PICTURE, SPIELBERG JUST TREATED OMOTOLA LIKE AN AFRICAN FAN OF HIS, INFACT OMOTOLA GOT A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO POSE WITH THE WORLD LEGEND ON THE SAME PICTURE, EVEN JONATHAN CAN NEVER HAVE OPPORTUNITY TO SNAP PIC WITH SPIELBERG, FACT. |
USA is behind this. CIA! |
These are the two great rnb legends who have been singing for decades, though one, the younger, is more relevant up to present. Note, as two active RNB ACTS, their archeivements are more honourable. USHER: ACTIVE 1987_PRESENT, 8 GRAMNY AWARDS, THE THIRD ARTIST EVER TO WIN THE GRAMMY CONSECUTIVELY. KNOWN AS A SUPERMAN PERFORMER ONLY AFTER MICHAEL JACKSON, RULED MORE OF THE 2000S DECADE, PLUS EARLY 2010S, POSSESSES ABOVE 3.5 OCTAVES, SOLD OVER 65 MILLION ALBUMS WORLDWIDE, HAS 9 NUMBER 1 RECORDS ON BILLBOARD HOT 100, THE FIRST ARTIST IN HISTORY TO TOP BILLBOARD MAINSTREAM AIRPLAY WITH FOUR SINGLES FROM ONE ALBUM, HIS 2004 ALBUM, CONFESSIONS, THE HIGHEST FIRST WEEK EVER FOR AN RNB ARTIST, THE FASTEST SELLING RNB ALBUM OF ALL TIME, CERTIFIED DIAMOND BY THE RIAA, SOLD ALMOST 30 MILLION COPIES WORLDWIDE(REBASED). BECAME THE 2ND ARTIST AFTER BEE GEES TO HAVE HIS TWO SONGS AS THE TWO MOST PLAYED SONGS IN THE WORLD IN A YEAR, YEAH IS LISTED AS NUMBER 2 SONG OF THE 2000S BY BILLBOARD. USHER IS THE THE FIRST 2010S ARTIST TO COLLECT NINE CONSECUTIVE NUMBER 1 SONGS FROM THREE CONSECUTIVE DECADES, BEEN IN THE 90S, 2000S AND 2010S. CONFESSIONS RANKED TOP SOLO ALBUM OF THE DECADE, HE EMERGED THE NUMBER 1 HOT HUNDRED ARTIST OF THE 2000S, he was listed at number 23 on Billboard greatest artists of all time. He is the only artist of his time to place that high. Sold over 23.9 albums in the United States, becoming one of the best selling acts in the country ever. Confessions is one of the best selling albums in history, Usher's ever green club summer smash, Yeah, pioneered the genre Crunk&B, Confessions is the last album to be certified 10x platinum ever in the United States, previously a worldwide record until British singer, Adele emerged with 21 circa 2011. His 1997 song, You Make Me Wanna, still remains the second most endured record on the rnb chart with over 76 weeks, 2012 Climax is likely the fourth of all time. R. KELLY: ACTIVE 1989 TO PRESENT, 3 GRAMMY AWARD, 4 NUMBER ONE SONGS ON BILLBOARD HOT HUNDRED, RULED MORE OF THE 90S, PLUS HALF OF THE 2000S, According to the RIAA, Kelly has sold 33.5 million albums in the United Sates, making him one of the top selling artists of all-time. According to Soundscan, Kelly has sold 16.0 million albums in the 2000's, making him the 5th Top R&B act of the 90's. Kelly is the only male R&B artist to have amassed five #1 albums since 2000. Kelly has sold over 50 million albums worldwide. In March 2011, Kelly was named the most successful R&B artist of the last 25 years. In the 90's, Kelly had the most top 40 hits of any male artist with 15 hits. Kelly is the most successful male R&B artist of the 90's. In 2008, Kelly ranked at #62 on the Billboard Hot 100 All-Time Top Artists list. "I Believe I Can Fly" is #244 on The 365 Top Songs of The 20th Century list as announced by the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) and the National Endowment for the Arts (NEA). "I Believe I Can Fly" is #406 on Rolling Stone magazine's 500 Greatest Songs of All-Time list. "Ignition (Remix) is #494 on the updated version of Rolling Stone magazine's 500 Greatest Songs of All Time list. The R. album is listed as one of the 200 definitive albums of all time by the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. "Ignition (Remix)" is listed at #19 on Pitchfork Media's top 500 songs of the 2000s. R. Kelly has the second highest debut of all time on the Hot 100, as "You Remind Me of Something" entered at No. 4. Only Michael Jackson's "You Are Not Alone", which was written and produced by Kelly, debuted higher. On February 8, 2002, Kelly performed at the 2002 Winter Games opening ceremony in Salt Lake City. 72 million viewers tuned in -- making it the highest-rated opening ceremony ever. On June 11, 2010, Kelly performed at the 2010 FIFA World Cup opening ceremony in Johannesburg. "Trapped in the Closet" ranks at #41 on VH1's Greatest Songs of 2000's 12 Play (6x platinum), R. (8x platinum) and R. Kelly (5x platinum) albums are listed on RIAA's Top 100 best selling albums of all time. Kelly has 13 gold albums, 12 platinum albums and 7 multi-platinum albums. Kelly has 11 gold singles and 7 platinum singles. 2000s (through 2007) Top Multi-Platinum Album Recipient with 5 multi-platinum albums. 2000s (through 2007) Top Platinum Album Recipient with 6 platinum albums. 2000s Top Gold Album Recipient (through 2007) with 6 gold albums.
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cjrane:BEHOLD, THE WORLD MOST DISILLUSIONED, DELUDED HUMAN! HISTORY OF DUMBNESS IS LANDMARKED WITH YOU SIR. CONGRATULATIONS! |
Nothing can stop the fact that America will govern God and this universe for eternity! Look all around u, babyyy! Even China knows better! |
If dem Chinko like make dem become the world biggest economy for the next century, it does not take from the fact that USA WILL GOVERN THE UNIVERSE TO TIME INDEFINITE, even Dem Chinkos know this incontestable fact! |
THIS TRANSPORT ISH STILL REMAIN THE PLAGUE TO UNILORIN STATUE AS THE BEST UNIVERSITY IN NIGERIA... PLUS THEY HAVE MADE THE SCHOOL BECOME GLORIFIED SECONDARY SCHOOL. I PRAY THINGS CHANGE. |
Here in France ![]() |




happy new year! 
