₦airaland Forum

LtChisom:
Nigeria Next presidiot.
It shall never be well with scammers.
On the scale of failures, this one will be epic.
No be this thing say make we youths join the military and be chewing cassava day and night?
Kai! At least we knew buhari had dementia but this one has taken it up to another level. This is a hybrid of
dementia 3.1
schizophrenia 4.5
Parkinson's disease 5.0
Alzheimer’s 10.2 hence his dementia
Chronic high blood pressure 5.4
Huntington’s disease 7.0
Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease 4.2

PVC means Permanent Voters Card but the idiot forgot, Buhari will be way bester(sic) than this vagabond but some illiterates even educated complicated buffoons will try to repackage this skeletal malignant bag of cancerous tissues as their president. Its like they love chewing cassava.
This is buhari pro max + loading, una teeth go grind concre if you keep your path along this dirty, selfish and greedy direction.
At least buhari had only ear problem and rusted skull, this one has noting in his skull, no organ in him is functioning well hence his continuous trip to france to recharge his battery, change his piston and rings and do his wheel balancing. This old man has noting to offer Nigerians but some 30k live support bastards already sold their destinies and souls including those of their unborn children on a paltry sum.

So am going to invite some chair persons to deliberate on what they have to say.

Over to you guys:
N/B: from today I will be referring this thing as narco cos drugs have finished his internal organs, na patch patch life support the narco dey use live now.

How can Nigeria be the first country to have a president that doesn't brush his teeth?
Make una check am.

Yoruba muslims will keep betraying this country to doom.

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Am publicly declaring my support for osibanjo for now.

LtChisom:
Nigeria Next presidiot.
It shall never be well with scammers.
On the scale of failures, this one will be epic.
No be this thing say make we youths join the military and be chewing cassava day and night?
Kai! At least we knew buhari had dementia but this one has taken it up to another level. This is a hybrid of
dementia 3.1
schizophrenia 4.5
Parkinson's disease 5.0
Alzheimer’s 10.2 hence his dementia
Chronic high blood pressure 5.4
Huntington’s disease 7.0
Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease 4.2

PVC means Permanent Voters Card but the idiot forgot, Buhari will be way bester(sic) than this vagabond but some illiterates even educated complicated buffoons will try to repackage this skeletal malignant bag of cancerous tissues as their president. Its like they love chewing cassava.
This is buhari pro max + loading, una teeth go grind concre if you keep your path along this dirty, selfish and greedy direction.
At least buhari had only ear problem and rusted skull, this one has noting in his skull, no organ in him is functioning well hence his continuous trip to france to recharge his battery, change his piston and rings and do his wheel balancing. This old man has noting to offer Nigerians but some 30k live support bastards already sold their destinies and souls including those of their unborn children on a paltry sum.

So am going to invite some chair persons to deliberate on what they have to say.

Over to you guys:
N/B: from today I will be referring this thing as narco cos drugs have finished his internal organs, na patch patch life support the narco dey use live now.

How can Nigeria be the first country to have a president that doesn't brush his teeth?
Make una check am.

Yoruba muslims will keep betraying this country to doom.

^{[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]}

Am publicly declaring my support for osibanjo for now.

headSmasher:
What is the essence of releasing how the runaway king of monkeys was captured while running after young girls in Kenya, what was the fugitive plophet that can see Nigeria been destroyed by Fulani herdsmen but could not see extra rendition while gallivanting and carousing with underage girls in Kenya when he left his wife in where ever, who knows if it was that his vile wife that gave him up for capture like monkey, because why will IPOB members not know where their lord and savior was until the FG announced they are in possession of the troublesome disrespectful vile monkey

HajiMT:
Asiwaju is a compassionate human being. He has always enjoyed Allah’s compassion. He would be a compassionate leader of Nigera in 2023 In Sha Allah

Blackfire:
The USA should stop there gra gra




We the youths stands with abba kyari

johnmartus:
Nigeria government shouldn't bow for the pressure by sending one of his finest gallant police officer to America. If its America that their citizen involved they will not bow down .

HilcomTech:
Why are we also not talking about the criminal Allen Onyema of Air Peace who is wanted by the US government for identity theft falsifying documents and laundering over 20 million dollars in the US.

SanctifiedSista:
Hi guys
I Dreamt someone on this platform called me and decided to dash me an iphone12 as the person was upgrading to the next version
And the phone is so neat with all the accessories. Even showed me evidences that the person is d owner.I cldnt believe it. The person even came to me, not that I had to travel.. I was blushing like a Fool and sucking in tears
Then I woke up
Wow, never had that kind of dream before
Am already excited for what GOD is set to do

Victerica:
Dat drug, is a dirty drug. It is below Davido's level.

Victerica:
LOL...

so u mean say OBO dey smoke ice?

Vinnie2000:
In my Workplace this Evening, One Fine, female Worker started to accost the Guys as we were Leaving.

She was Holding our hands and shoulders, saying Next week Monday is Valentine oo. That we must Buy her Gift, no matter how small.

After her Insistence, my Pal who is Married now Promised to get her Something small.

Me too, Also Promised to Buy her a Gift because who knows 'She might Reward the Givers later'. Lolssss...

BUT SERIOUSLY, IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG FOR A MARRIED GUY TO GIVE A LADY FRIEND OR COLLEAGUE VALENTINE GIFT?

greatness77:
why didn't they stop and identify themselves? Remember they escaped d first checkpoint

Alfabest07:
i didn't use this to type a complete sentence before hitting uninstall.. Omo, fast typing cant happen here, especially with that honeycomb layout.
They have just 1 feature i would love to see on my swiftkey tho, swiping up on a key for capital letter

victorazy:
Comrade what is the meaning of this?