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gracygem100:
BA BA
To the glory of God, I welcomed my handsome prince on the 4th Sept. weighing 3kg.
The Lord be praised.
BS coming!

zaynie:
Please if you won the slot for the observational report, kindly quote this with the number allocated to you and your email address.
I'm sending the mail tomorrow


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zaynie:
Okay, let me go first.

I'll send a copy of the observation report I keep up in my class to the first 15 moms to show interest.
It contains a list of physical (gross/fine motor skills), cognitive, social development that we expect our kids to acquire before they leave our class.
Age range is 18m-30m.
It is printable and you can make comments or mark the date the skill was observed.


Please state of child in months, please.
Its pretty useless for babies and toddlers of up to 15m and it can be pretty frustrating if you keep it and have to tick once a month.




Leggo!

kelizosuy:
Is it just antibiotics they give children for catarrh and cough? This Dr is annoying me already. I went back this evening and he's insisting I go home because the antibiotics will work for the catarrh and cough. My child is uncomfortable here and that's all he has to say.

kelizosuy:
Maybe it's because I said I wanted to wean her . But I didn't mean it oh,I was just tired of the biting . She doesn't even want to suck again

zaynie:
Kelizosuy
Onaswu
Forzarush


I have something from an anonymous giver for your babies (don't know her grounds for choosing you 3).

Forzarush please contact me, I don't have your digits.

queensnow:
Onaswu how are u? E don tey show ur face..

completey:
And Camsie is two months old today. It can only be God.

completey:
BA!!!BA!!BA
I received my surprise package today @1:42 am. and ITS A BOY!!!!. I give glory to almighty God for not letting me down. All thanks to feb. teamies and all mothers here for your prayers and counselling.
BS later I can't use my 2 legs now.


cc: lioha. Please change my moniker to all small letter so that I will always receive your mentions.

Liftedhands:
A note to all pregnant mamas here(especially the first time moms) it will be to your advantage if you go through the newborn thread from time to time. A lot of the issues and challenges you may experience post partum has already been discussed and it will greatly benefit you to have a bit of an idea of how to tackle them before hand.

As a migrant of TTC thread I was already a peeper of the newborn thread long before I put to bed! Info I got there really helped me keep my sanity when I was faced with the reality of a baby and all its surprises.

So please peruse the newborn thread in your spare time didn't wait till you have a newborn.

Just a suggestion.

curvilicious:
Back!

Ad she said 6cm i felt she was joking(i dnt know why i felt she was joking but it wasnt a joke!
Then they asked me to lie on my left. I turned left oooooo but couldnt bear it again then i got up nd said nurse why must it be left nd not right? She didnt answer. As d contractions began again i started screaming: i want to face right o nurse right plz nurse lemme face right, i beg u nursebjust allow me face right small even if na 2minis. D nurse now started explaining jargons couldnt comprehend. Later my mind just reminded me i wasnt in chains na so i change position to right. When contractions came again i turned to nurse nd said nurse dont be offended plz i want to go back to left. I turned again. The third time i told the nurse say nurse Kalu i cant beg again o i want to face up. She was jus looking at me. After like one hour she left to rest her head. I was alone. I just jump down from bed lije wrestler, went to the ward. I met one oda nurse there, i tapped her nd said madam plz pray for me, am dieing. She was shocked nd escorted me back to d labour ward. She prayed after sometime she slept off na so i waka go meet nurse Kalu nd started to quarrel with her abt me being alone in labour ward. Na so anoda contraction come. I didnt know when i entered akanchawa nd started to sing it. They took me back to the labour ward. Anoda 2minis contractions came again i enter Yoruba songs. As the labour proceeded i started shouting waiyo allah waiyo allah. The nurses were confused larer i entered my dialect nd started asking God to help me. Then one of the nurses now said ehen thats how u shld do be calling Jesus. I entered anoda round of shouting this time it was yeparipa oluwami o

They had to administer ox.y.to.xin as they fixed d canula immediately i aensed what they wanted to do i opted to use the toilet. I went n nd locked the toilet door they started begging me to come out. They had to goan bring dh to coman help dem beg me. After a while i came without the canula. They had to fix a new one nd boom they started d drip dat was how the madness increased. I started shouting my fada nd moda to no avail i superfly from the bed to the ground nd said i needed space i wanted to run. The nurse was like run as how? I said i have strength i want to run intothe bush plz allow me. As i turn see dh na so i use force turn hold his shirt nd started tearing it and was saying look at what u cosd if i were single this wont happen. The man just stood there begging me to cooperate. I turnwd to nurse Kalu nd said plz hold me, am in pains who asked to agree? Na so i start to dey break d nurse finger with all my strength. I left her nd faced bedspread na so i shout i want to tear something i just hold d bedspread tear an into two. Again as d drip progressed i started saying sojo(army doc) plz help me. D doc said cooperare so we can help u na so i spark o because am in ur hospital, ordinary yeye soldier is trearing me anyhow. You are wicked. Officer you are wicked o. Just to help me officer. D officer now said anoda six months now u will start antenatal again na so i vex look her wt terrible bad eye.
I shout sotae their oga came to check what was happening nd said oh na born she dey born.

I curse them, fight them, warn them, beg them, do all sorts of things till finally, i had the urge to poo. I told the nurse she said poo there. I said no ooo no plz i cant poo in u pple's presence. My butt loss value because i kept slapping it once contractions come. I told dh stop rubbing my back rub my butt. D man jejely carey hand dey rub my frosh butt but wt fear for him eyes until i said stop! I dont want again just go, goooo oga get out of here now!

Then she put her hand nd said ur see babys head once u get d urge to poo plz push na so puuuuuuush kpaka nothing. The officer provoke for me saying since you have been wasting ur energy shouting now you are proving lazy. I go so slap ur butt if u no push. Do u want to injure ur child? As the urge came again i puuuuuush nothing dat was how they brought out a scissors like equipment as i pushed again i heard & felt cut chakam! There the head came out i pushed the last nd the remaining body came out @ 5:05am weighing 3.5kg with a loud cry nd hand struggling to enter mouth.

They took him and we continued with placenta which came out after sometime looking very large according to the nurses. They now started saying you sure say na only one baby?
They stitched the scissor cut nd the cervix tear.
After all said nd done i just got up like i did during labour nd was forming going to maternity ward where i just became blank and fell on the floor nd fainted abi na pass out(i fear o) they rushed me back and administered drip which lasted for about two hours.
I saw my John all looking so handsome and ingredient. Then i said to myself: congratulations you are now a mommy

Only for one of the nurses to coman be asking me, madam abeg what tribe exactly are you? She asked me during labour i told i forgot as my brain was filled with pains

I apologised to each and every nurse present and dh gave them moni to share among themselves with preferencial treatment to nurse Kalu.

My appreciation goes to all mamas Atc, preggy, waddlers, newmoms, oldmoms, grandmas etc. Preggy threaders una do well

I came, I saw, I conquered

jazzyjazz:
Ehen small photos from our photoshoot

Oya o Beyedew nwa cookiejar come and see Hunniesuzie awayu Naomi14 where you de Mizmycoli I will fight you o. Why you scare like this for 2018 Enque my personal person oya see ya boy Sansa143 see Jay brother o Kelizosuy come and take Adele husband Giddyperson come and see giddybaby husband o Zaynie senior mama on the beat plus partner how e de go Chanbaby oya see him here Akorkor how far na
All mama's o Peppers and masters of peepers join

Roseey0:
Marriage in my own dictionary is for companionship first before other added jara.
I say this because people with such thinking may end up going outside to make it happen or even end the marriage when their expectations are not met. You both need to be on the same page. Everything will be made possible in God's own time.

In all
Do as you want to. Life is personal

sassyangel1:
BA!BA!!BA!!! Jehovah blessed my home with a handsome baby boy on the 28th of December.
Father, Mother and Son rejoicing with testimonies and plenty money.

ChiefPiiko:
Evaberry please I need your help, you should choose 8 people that will get something females only please

dayleke:
Sammyashol Onaswu Ezebrightike Dasrackhor Emmyspark007 Dinoescobar

Top ups sent. Pls check your lines.
Happy holidays.

Onaswu:
07057717419 Glo thanks in advance
Santa don't forget me too

Preetiex:
1 airtel for small chumchin dis night,1st to quote

RoyalBlak007:
Too bad the thread has lost it's value .There is a big difference between "WANTS" and "NEEDS" .So many "WANTS" popping up . So many "Takers"

[color=#F5A215] Now I would like to credit 3 individuals account but am scared of getting 100mentions Plus we don't even know who's "Real" anymore . And some people have gotten something but still they keep asking for more....[/color]

GlitteringStar:
Check your inbox.

GlitteringStar:
How old is your baby and what is your location?

Twaci:
it's finished dear, I'm sorry

Twaci:
Okay I've got #200 recharge cards for 5 people

Any network of your choice

zicoraads:
Cc: Cocoberry, 1bkayee

I'm giving out shoes. A guy's. And also some clothes for guys. I can't snap, but they are very nice. Also, the first three people to quote me will get a thousand naira recharge cards of any network they desire.

For the first giveaways, I'm in Minna. For the recharge cards, well, that can be for anyone, innit.

**drops mic**

chupachups:
To support the movement, 'm giving out N400 MTN, N400 GLO, N200 AIRTEL cards tomorrow
Just mention me and you'll get it.
don't have much for now.
would update when I have more.

Would appreciate kitchen utensils or a travelling bag or hand bag. fine one o