₦airaland Forum

@miketomi,
welcome to this thread. but y u wan come reduce our money now? from 350 to 280? well thanks. i guess urs is correct becos when i asked i was told to place my mind on about 200. even at 280k, with the free accomodation and feeding (both of which i had a taste of when i did my SRD in waffi), and no paying of transport to work, i think it is still very jellooo! as for the akada wahala, no be today now! wetin we wan see again wey we never first see? its all good, lets just keep praying that we get there anyway, by God's grace of course.

@soapdish,
hmm. reading through ur last post to magicprof, i can only say NA WAHOOOOO!
just stay glued to nairaland and u will know when next shell will be recruiting.

@robbielex,
i hail bros, first of all. its not easy to win hearts even without showing face. u too much bro! and sorry o, its not that the SITP guys are taking over ur wonderful thread, its just that there is more activity in SITP now. no worry, wen una time reach, the thread will find its way back to uguys at Hr/Finance.

with God, all things are possible.

i have the guns! just tell me where to find him. my boys in the creeks are ready. all the time.

america is not ready for a female president whose husband ruled within the last decade neither are they ready for a black president yet. from the look of things, i think obama will pick the democrats ticket, though i think hillary is a better candidate, but her being a woman a wife to bill will work against her. americans are very sentimental.
i will be very surprised if the republicans dont continue in office after bush, very suprised.

@magicprof,
AMENOOOOOO! AMEN TO THAT WONDERFUL PRAYER OF YOURS FOR ALL OF US!

@ORJIGA1,
i spoke with a top guy in recruitment who said they were interested in 100 people, he it was who told me about the 88% mark, etc. and he is very authentic, but this is shell and u just never know, i even pray they take more than100 sef, that will favour all of us more. but seriously, shell can be funny. they took only 83 last year when they said they were looking for 120 people. well even if they are looking for 50 people, let us keep praying that it will be the niralanders first, then others, in Jesus name, Amen.

am an ardent barca fan and though we are having difficulties right no, i know we will come up again. we still de second now, no be only 7 points? we go catch up. keep supporting us. BARCA 4 LIFE!!!!

use 4-3-3
emeghara-yobo-shittu-taiwo
etuhu-mikel-ibrahim R.
osaze-yakubu-kanu.

subs: martins, utaka, apam, afolabi.

wetin de the CIV and mali sef?
Nigeria is still rated no. 1 in Africa.
no b Ghana wey we de see for their last two friendlies?

watch out. 20th is around the corner. nigeria and mali will get past the group stages. all u sceptics will swallow ur words, u'll cee.

@ robie lex,
why u de hmmmmmmmmm me with capital letters for that matter? come even seal ur lips ontop?

anyway, since i still de pray to God for this job, i no go send my boys from the creeks to kidnap u, yet!

i go wait till u get the job first.

1 luv o! nutin dey happen!! !!!

if ur guy mouth de chemically tested, try tell am naw! afterall e no go kill u.

if u tell am sha na 2 tins involve, either e vex drive u, or e think am and do sumtin about am.
if e do sumtin about am, e good, but if e vex, 2 tins involve; either e just open door 4 u (e no go bold open mouth make d chemicals no escape again) or e chase u wit matchette.
if e open door, e good, but if e chase u with matchette, 2 tins involve: either u outrun am escape both d matchette and d odour or e catch u.
if u outrun am, e good, but if e catch u, 2 tins involve: either e just cut cut u, leave u there or e pieces u kill u.
if e cut u, e good, but if e kill u, 2 tins involve: either ur people see ur body bury u well, or e bury u unda tree.
if dem bury u well e good, but if e bury u unda tree, 2 tins involve: either they use u do plank or dem use u do toilet roll.
if na plank, e good, but if na toilet roll, na im be say the guy go still buy u for store, use u clin yansh.
person wey e mouth de settle quarel, how him yansh wan be? dat wan fit end session for national assembly now!

i hail o, but seriously, i think u should tell him cos he may not know and he may never know unless u tell him. good luck.

NB: abeg use sense sha, make u no go end up for him yansh.

all men are not the same. even king Solomon the wise said it about 6000 years ago "a man out of a thousand i have seen, but every woman is the same".

the men that do that do it because they do everything for the woman in question, she depends on him so he wants to see some commitment from her. it never happens to independent women cos they dont depend on a soul so they get their respect. if it happened to anyone, then i suggest that person should go get a job!

even big girls do it to lazy brodas, yea, it happens. dont believe me? go to Abuja and Ph (GRA) and lag (VI), they'll tell ya!

eh ya, i saw tis post late. i for enta am. are u still doing it or will u do it again anytime soon?

this kind thread sef, well, i no fe talk sha because me sef de find work for the shell, make e no go b like say i go use bad belle spoil my own. or say i go join d engineers wey my guy de supervise. so anyhow i say congratulations o! even if na dream, there is nothing wrong in dreaming positively, so i thank God for u my guy. congrats.

@magicprof,
U always come in with good news! i fall deeper in luv wit this thread each time i see ur post! now 350k! men e b like say i go carry gun lead a band of militants go shell recruitment office just to force dem to put my name o!

Sorry, goodmornin all! i was carried away. dont mind me.

@soapdish,
shell has a legal department and they do recruit lawyers, but once again, they hardly take entry level, (dem de take sometimes sha, but not often at all), they usually ask for experience especially in land law, company law and international law, and its easier with a masters degree. but u can always try like robie lex said, who knows? and u could digress a little to humanities (human resource management).

@cutesy,
i hail o. u always brighten up any thread u enter. i pray say we go jam for shell at last o. u will b very interesting to work with.

17th-29th abi? oya now! we de wait.

to God be the glory!

@soapdish,
SITP is yearly, i think d advert comes out in June. they will take u as long as u will finish ur NYSC before the job starts. SITP is for engineers and physical sciences. for soc science and arts, just watch out sha, but fresh grads are not employed that often in those fields, except highly experienced staff.
Good Luck.

@cutesy,
Thank God for the banks, sory i mean thank God for u.
shell is constantly assesing u on CAR, capacity(what u know and what u can do), achievement(how u will go about it and how effective ur methods are) and Relationship (team work).
any question they ask u, just keep these things in mind and make sure ur answer demonstrates at least one of them, even when they ask about ur career aspirations, ur university project, anything, put them in mind and u will sail tru.
N FORGET TO DO PLENTY PRAYERS JOIN O, BECOS NA GOG HAND EVERYTHING DE O.

hmm! 300k/month! shell go kill person o! and we no go pay for feeding, accomodation and trans to work. at least for the 1 yr period of training. no wonder they are using 88% for pass mark. anyway, cutesy, i think robbing a bank will b worth it, but no come d one wey near my house abeg.
God no go let this kin big fish swim pass us. we must catch am i Jesus name, Amen.

when i asked what entry level get from shell (SITP), i was told to put my mind on 200k/month. that is what i know. i was also told that at the end of the training, we will get 5m though that latter part has not been fully confirmed, i know that SITP2 grads get 3m.
so cutesy, i am thinking that all entry level should hope along that line.
@robielex, am just close to the info source, i am not the source, so there is nothing wrong in u confirming again just to b sure
@SITP people, lets keep hoping for the best.

all 4 1; 1 4 all; God for us all.

1. sorry honey, but i have taken in for ur cousin.

2. u cut the phone on me.

3. i dont like ur sister.

4. we are both AS. i no wan born sickler.

@cutesy,
robielex said he had his in ph and was not given accomodation, so try hold enoff mony o. I am begining to think that ur own will be different from ours (SITP), but i still believe that a copy of shell annual report will be very helpful for uguys. they just want to know what u ar capable of, how u go about things( ur methodology. is it effective and problem solving?) and ur team spirit.

@SITP hopefuls,
I can confirm that the results are ready, but the list of those to be employed have not been completely compiled. only those that scored 88% and above are on the list yet. they are still holding discussions on those that scored b/w 75% and 88%. they dont want to exceed 100, but they just might anyway but definitely not more than 130 people. SHELL is very inconsistent o. they may just decide to take less than 100 like they did last year where they took only 83 people. lets just keep praying, God no go let us down. but generally, SITP2007 had better scores as compared to SITP of previous years. any how, we should start hearing from them from the second half of this month. medicals in february, training starts in march.

@HR/FINANCE hopefuls,
uguys will have to wait a little longer. they are still interviewing people and right now i think they want to be through with SITP first before anything else as regards recruitment.

that na de koko for now. its been onavae reporting for shell nxt generation. anyone with any other information should pls give it to us. we need am o.

@cutesy
its like shell decided to shufffle us. people from ph were sent to lagos and warri, while those of u from lag are being sent to us in warri and ph, and the warri people are sent to ph and lag 4 de interviews. they want to put you in a nutral ground. as for accomodation, shell will take care of that. in our case they put us in their guest houses 1 person to a suite and fed us in their canteen, all u can eat for free. as for transortation, they will pay at their own rates, unless u use flight where they will pay you what is written on your flight ticket, but anyhow, u must get at least 80% of ur money back. in some cases, u may get even more than u spent.
interviews were held everywhere, lagos, warri and ph.

@ade,
seems u are new on this thread. just go through all the posts from page 1, and u will get every information u will need for the interview. cheers.

@mig, (love of woooman)
MEANING?

oh tess i b don 4get. bring ur pickin follow. e need assessing.

hmmmmmmm! kolo full dis house sha!

so y una no attend d last meeting of the Institute of Chatered Kolo of Nigeria (ICKoN)? abi una neva chatered?

next meeting na 14/01/08 for my house.

Tess baby, u are specially invited, so are u sugar lips dear!

2 kno male virgin?
1. luk d cap of im material, d level of ruffness dey determine. the ruffer the virginer!

2. naturally, virgin erection de strong pass old cargo, that is y d older they get in the game, the more dem wan dey use hakahaka and d likes.

3. fresher materials means virginer guys.

4. a virgin's erection comes faster and disapears faster as well. him material fe stand by mere hand shake of a girl, and fe fall as easily too.

5. it is easier to tell in fair guys than in dark guys. but there are more virgin guys out there than u think. dem no de admit am, but most of the guys wey u de see even the baddest looking ones go confuse for front of "04". dem fe miss road if dem try.

if u still need more tips, send mail to bosdenreal@yahoo.co.uk. the guy wey get that box fe put u tru. tell am say na me send u. e no go mind.

NA WA 4 we girls dem. because dem don rubbish their "04" finish, shame no wan let dem marry clean man again.

dem de find xperience.no b 4 ground everybody start to de grow?

abaeg guys if u fe hold urself, hold urself. afterall, all deese gals wey de find xperience no dey agree to talk 2 asewo wen dem small o,

now wey den don turn asewo demselves, dem de find person like dem wey dem no go dey feel guilty. abegi!

menn! to enta shell no easy o! i just got wind of word that shell only need 100 people. they used 88/100 as cut off mark. the number of people that got up to this mark is not up to 100, so they are considering making up the number from a pool of people that got from 75 and above. e no easy o. lets just keep our fingers crossed that we will all b there at last.
hard as e hard, with God, all things are possible.