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A passenger found a cockroach in the food served on the plane. He complained to the flight attendant and when he got home he sent an angry letter to the president of the company, just to vent his fury, not believing he would receive a response.

Days later, a response signed by the president arrived, apologizing profusely and saying that the flight attendant had been fired, the pilot had been grounded, and the plane had been dismantled to be disinfected.

The passenger was satisfied, but then he saw that his own letter was stuck to the reply letter, and on it was a handwritten and penciled note: "SEND THE USUAL COCKROACH LETTER."

No gree for anybody this year OP

Make the woman no gree for you too seh

Nerogee:
Senator Bukola Saraki should decamp back to the ruling party. He stands a better chance of becoming the next president after PBAT .

that's doubtful

Women have the right to enjoy the highest attainable
standard of physical and mental health. Their enjoyment of this right is vital to their life and well-being
and their ability to participate in all areas of public and
private life.

Because women
are visible in the health-care
system both as caregivers
and as clients, there is a
widespread misperception
that health projects automatically address women’s
empowerment.

Gender gaps
in health status, in access and
use of health services, and in
health outcomes persist, signifying a need to address
gender inequality in health
sector reforms.
In many developing countries
the availability and quality of health care has been
further reduced because of the deterioration of public
health systems and the privatization of health-care
systems without appropriate guarantees of universal
access to affordable health care.

This situation not only
directly affects the health of girls and women, but also
places disproportionate responsibilities on women.
Their multiple roles, including their roles within the
family and the community, are often not acknowledged;
hence, they do not receive the necessary social, psychological, and economic support.

1: Regular bathing.
2: Ensure proper cleaning.
3: Wipe correctly.
4: Hygiene during menstruation.
5: Don't use soap.
6: Wash with natural ingredients.
7: Choose the right clothes.
8: Be Careful while using public washrooms.

LowKeyManny:
You dey smoke eegbo..

Why

I thought everyone in that city is a billionaire.
Why can't they pay

I saw their comments on Twitter too. It was disheartening

No one is boasting about money this christmas period.
Have you noticed this

Following

G

Jesuisbelle:
In the spirit of the season, I will be gifting 10k to 5 people on Sunday 24 of December.

Giveaway criteria.

1.Your Nairaland account must be at least 3 years old.

2. What can 10k do for you this Christmas.

3. Female only.


Merry Christmas to you all, and a prosperous New year in advance.

10k will help me refill my gas, buy rice, and also be kind to the needy on the road.
God bless

yarimo:
Developers

lol

Nairaland has been part of my daily ritual for a long time now and I value the site so well.
I love the ideas and people's comments I read some times. And other times, I maintain indifference.

So 4 days ago in the morning around 5am, I unlocked my phone and open my phone browser to see what's the latest posts and ideas. I was greated with a strange English from cloudfare.

After refreshing for 1.6 million times, it became apparent that something was wrong. Immediately, I started fasting and praying for nairaland even though I did not know why the site was down but I know it's the work of principalities and power

During my fasting and prayers, the spirit revealed to me a particular letter. It was letter 'X' just like the spirit revealed to Emperor Constantine.
I picked my phone and went on X twitter. Which was formally Twitter.

When I got there, I searched for nairaland and saw series of negative posts from principalities and power. I shouted the name of savior and started to pray loud against these negative forces.
Sote all my neighbors thought I was mad but I did not care a bit, I continued to pray fervently against all the negative forces that were hand twisting and begging for nairaland to sold sold to them.

Some principalities were even saying the website ask should be shut down totally. A site that has millions of Nigerian nationals and nationals from all around the the World.

I kept praying and refreshing and my prayers were answered. This is a Turning Point for Nairaland and Me and You

Good one

Britishpea:
To succeed in this regime, Tinubu has to be Brutal on the online fake news propaganda and possible treasonable offenders.

These people will turn Nigeria to a Jungle in her face of th intl communities.

Too much crack down on the media will turn everything sour for all of us

Reno always trying to be relevant

He is just jealous His prophesy of becoming buhari replacement did not come true

We all need each other

And they say ecowas wants war

iwaeda:
A girl just plated end Sars hair

This was before the shooting

but these people may not know their father is accused of murder

Turantula:
but they were not smoking it, only rolling it for a friend

really wow

uchaymart:
Don't take it too personal, brethren. Are you ugly?

please when is the next batch. when will we be in camp

but the split looks too wide

d33types:
Look at this one

I don't get

UniversalDove:
ye I mean the post u copied

si have removed it.

seanwilliam:
show me your pic participating or I dont believe

a pic ? you ? ok o no wahala

seanwilliam:
we are not talking about people with Brazilian wig here

does it matter?
what's more important is to participate genuinely within our capacity